Please don’t Do you know that  I think you

you’re  Sodium 
be too sweet. have nice
and I am H2O?
I might get  Because
veins. Can I
Diabetes! wherever you go, pick up your
I go. line?
I don’t want an I am ADHD and you If you were a
apple a day, are my Ritalin,
because you make laser, you’d
because I don’t me want to behave be set on
want you to go and have my
away. attention on you.
“electrifying”.
 I am manic- I think I’m Do you have my
depressive on developing other lung?
you. I calm down Because I’ve
tics. I just
and cheer up been LUNG-ing
when I’m with can’t help but
for you.
you. wink at you.
You are my iodine,  I love the You really
lithium, potassium
, einsteinium and way you turn me on…
uranium. Because make me q 2 hours.
“I LiKE U”.
vasodilate.
 If only I could Sorry if I’m such an  I am developing
obsessive-compulsiv
fly, I would e astigmatism.
, but I love the way I But when I’m
flight my repeatedly tell you, with you I can
ideas for you. “I love you! I love
see clearer.
you! I love you!”

I think my Is it just my  Are doing valsalva

vestibulocochle olfactory or you maneuver on me?
Because you just
ar nerve is just really  made my heart
damage, I keep smell good. stop beating for a
falling for you. while.
 Can you be my My body is in a Did you hear
proximal RAAS every time I
that? Even my
see you. (Renin-
because I don’t heart
Angiotensin-
want to be Aldosterone murmurs,
distal to you. System) “I love you!”
Why is it so hard to Are you my SA I am actin and
study the  node? I can’t live you are my
cardiovascular syste without you because myosin because
m you are the reason
? Because the heart why my heart keeps
together we slide
is fragile and should beating. past together.
always be handled
with care.
I am hemophilic
for you,
because you
paint my town
red!