This document ranks and reviews the attractiveness of fathers from American Girl books, referred to as "DILFs". It provides commentary on each father's physical appearance, personality, and relationship with their daughter. The top ranked DILF is Tóta from the Molly books due to his braids and role as a good father figure. Other highly ranked DILFs include Uncle Gard for his attractive personality and Ben Walker for being a devoted family man. Physical traits like eyes, hair, and smiles are called out positively. The commentary provides both praise and criticism for each father figure.
This document ranks and reviews the attractiveness of fathers from American Girl books, referred to as "DILFs". It provides commentary on each father's physical appearance, personality, and relationship with their daughter. The top ranked DILF is Tóta from the Molly books due to his braids and role as a good father figure. Other highly ranked DILFs include Uncle Gard for his attractive personality and Ben Walker for being a devoted family man. Physical traits like eyes, hair, and smiles are called out positively. The commentary provides both praise and criticism for each father figure.
This document ranks and reviews the attractiveness of fathers from American Girl books, referred to as "DILFs". It provides commentary on each father's physical appearance, personality, and relationship with their daughter. The top ranked DILF is Tóta from the Molly books due to his braids and role as a good father figure. Other highly ranked DILFs include Uncle Gard for his attractive personality and Ben Walker for being a devoted family man. Physical traits like eyes, hair, and smiles are called out positively. The commentary provides both praise and criticism for each father figure.
# 11: James McIntire - I’m sorry James you’re not that attractive but you’re a wonderful dad ok - It’s hard to judge him cause he’s literally at war for half of the books so we don’t even know that much about him - Molly is a carbon copy of him and I think it is so funny - Teeth. I’m sorry. #10: Andres Montoya - To be honest he’s one of my favorite AG dads so it pains me to put him this low but he’s just not a dilf I’m sorry - The poncho pictures do hit different so he gets some credit for that - I’m a sucker for a man who can play music though - Mmmm but he’s really not that attractive so #9: Louis Rubin - The mustache… Louis honey what are you thinking?? - Suit is nice tho he’s always well groomed and well dressed - He’s a sweetie but also he could do a lot more to support his daughter’s dreams and aspirations so um sorry but you’ve been demoted Mr. Rubin - Very strong 5’7” energy. #8: John Abbott - I just like the frame of this picture a lot sorry - To be honest I don’t know a ton about the Caroline books I was kinda out of my AG phase by the time they came out - Mr Abbott do be kinda fine tho - He’s got them sideburns so he’s automatically a Mr Darcy variant - He’s a little bit reckless but that’s okay I could fix him #7: Edward Merriman - He looks very uncomfortable in this picture I apologize - We love us some anarchy in this household - Mans said “Tea? Nah let's start a revolution bitch” - Very supportive of his daughter (who is basically me so like… dad?) - I’m sorry too far - Anyways. - Horse guys are kinda hot in their own special way right #6: Anders Larson - Hear me out ok - I know he looks old but it’s just cause his hair is blond - Have you SEEN the illustrations of him in the actual books my god - He was always the sweetest dad to Kirsten and I feel like he’s just such a gentle soul - He’s got those blue eyes too I mean - His wife is an absolute milf too honestly I’m more into her than him #5: Daniel Albright - He looks like Bill Pullman. Take that as you will. - It was kinda shitty of him to divorce his wife for not wanting to be a housewife like sexist much - That’s really my biggest grievance with him, the not-so-subtle misogyny and all - He is very attractive but in a 1970s action movie kinda way like if I met him in real life I’d probably hate him #4: Jack Kittredge - Hello eyes - I love me a hard working family man with a can-do attitude - Anyone named Jack is automatically hot and I’m not sorry cause you know I’m right - Man is a walking piece of FDR propaganda, take that as you will - He’s very dilfy but I feel like he’d call me a slur ya know #3: Ben Walker - This man was my dream husband for YEARS - We love a baddie who would do anything for his family - He’s got the all knowing smirk down to an art I mean look at it - His daughter is also objectively the best American Girl so he gets extra points for that #2: Uncle Gard - He would be #1 but he’s not actually a dad so he’s just an honorary dilf - Definitely has the most attractive personality of anyone on this list - I would make up games where I would play Cornelia so I could be married to him - He looks like every Edwardian period drama male lead ever, what’s not to love? - Hello sir…. Are you in need of a wife #1: Toe-ta - I was full on in LOVE with this man at 8 years old - The braids do it for me I’m sorry - He’s also just a really good father figure and I admire that um… - A little concerned about the name tho I looked it up and it seems like the AG people decided to just make up a name they thought sounded Indigenous but that’s not on him so