Space Marines

A history and exploration in like so many slides. By Pinner

What is a Space Marine?

Glad you asked, knuckle nuts. A space marine is a marine in space.
But dude, doesnt the word marine indicate water? Aint no water in space, bro.

The Earth has water and the Earth is in space so stop asking questions. Motherfucker.

Space Marine Origins

The first person to call something a space marine was this dude:

Robert A. Heinlein
A sci fi author who started out writing kids books, then wrote Starship Troopers: The Book (which might be fascist) and then became a free love hippie. So basically, a true pimp.

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Starship Troopers: The Book: The Space Marines

Fascists or not, these dudes were true space marining pimps. Unlike the movie, they got to wear sweet ass robotic suits and get shot through the atmosphere to fuck up some alien bug fucks. Those suits are totally sweet. I mean, look at that shit. DOPE.

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Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Yeah, Indeed.

This is what makes a space marine: BA ASS WEAPONS Lots of yelling.
Sweet ass armor of some sort. Having to get somebody else to fly you places. Easily identified enemies so you dont have to think too much.

And, oh yeah, being in space at some point.

Bring on em Space MARINES

Even James Fucking Bond Movies have space marines.
NO WAY!

YES WAY! MOONRAKER! BICKETY BAM! Actual

Marines in Space with James Bond, Bitches.

MOAR SPACE MARINES

SPACE MARINES ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE !

For Reals.
You CANT STOP THEM. THEM.
But wont they eventually destroy us all with their sheer awesome powers?

Probably.
Well, at least they are fictional. I mean, fictional shit cant just jump out and beat our asses, right.

Well, fictional shit cant, right. right. BUT

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traight up, not shitting you here.

Project ot agle wants to be able to drop ACTUAL FUCKI CTU MARI anywhere on arth from space. In this thing
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS AWESOME AND KINDA TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You better not have no questions after that. Cuz I aint answerin shit. answerin