Hair salon

honeymoon
church
down the street

up the street
Recuperar el tiempo perdido

  Where have you been for so long? I ran into Katie, we had
to make up for lost time and talked for hours.
Best man:Where is she? We’ve all been trying to kill time,but it´s getting ridiculous…
Groom:She must be arriving any minute now…(en cualquier momento)
*phone rings*
Groom:Jordan?Where are you?
Bride:Heeeeey babe, sorry! I totally lost track of time and I´m still at the hair salon…
I’ll be at the church in an hour or so, is that alright? Better late than never,hey?
Groom: In an hour?!You’re only down the street,why is it taking you so long?
Bride:Come on, don’t be cross with me, we’ll make up for lost time on our honeymoon!
Oh speaking of which, did I tell you I’m bringing Chantel and Courtney on our trip?
It’ll be AWESOME, right girls?
*girls cheering in the background*
We only go on holiday once in a blue moon so we might as well make it a big party! Right girls?
*girls cheering again* ( por qué no)
Groom: But babe, it’s our honeymoon…I think it should be about us…
Bride: Look, Dave, it’s already decided. Don’t ruin the whole thing!!!Happy wife, happy life
right?! ( no arruines todo)
Groom: I guess you’re right… I’ll see you in an hour… Take your time…
*hangs up*
Best man: What was that?! She’ll be here in an HOUR? I can’t belive she’s doing this to you.
It’s one thing to admit marrying you just for your money, but turning up late for her own
wedding… ( aparecerse)
Groom: Admitted what??? Right right…ATTENTION EVERYONE! I’m CANCELING this wedding!
Best man: Thank God I mentioned that. You’ve escaped in the nick of time!