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Hey! Go with your comedy elsewhere!

This is not for fun! Im working!

Out of here!

As you like it

Mr, Ferdinand, please, Could you lean a bit more on the plow?

Fuel supply over. Should I go on with the mission

Thinking Head to Drawing Head, message received. You can go on with your mission. Message finished.

At least you still work with basic perceptions of the perspective

I was stupidly saying that perspective is an obsolete conception of the representation of reality. What?

nobody is interested in perspective anymore, at least since that technique reached its peak with the publicity of Father Magloire!

Insolent man!

I have been a Sunday afternoon painter for twenty-five years and, for me, perspective is much more than a simple technique, it is something connected with universal laws!!...

...according to which, a far distant object is smaller than a nearby object, which is also bigger necessarily!...

And beyond that, the perspective is the symbol of the breathing of the world! Everything seems to be born from the vanishing point and it all seems to go back there again. Its mystical
Completely!.

If I had understood you correctly, we can say that all parallel lines converge on the divine.

Oh, well, I dont know!

WELL, WE CAN ASK YOUR MATE, HE MUST KNOW.

YES, OF COURSE!... MR FERDINAND? DO PARALLEL LINES CONVERGE ON THE DIVINE?

INDEED! I HAVE JUST COME FROM THERE

HERE YOU ARE!

Mr. Ferdinand, listen to me!

Id like you to draw an hyperboloid whose intersection points make a 13.5 angle.

I cant do that. I cant draw hyperboloid, damn it!

Its not unwillingness but the fact that I dont have the proper plow. I would need a 39 with dehooker, and this is a 35...

There are no "39" anymore. You cant find spare parts. Nobody asks for them . There are only Japanese parts but not the same, the finish,

Stop it! OK, Ill do it on my own

There are less annoying ways...

Look! New technology has made these perspective glasses with a built-in vanishing point
Hello, Drawing Head calling to the base

Listen! Your muse is annoying me. She is going around me constantly

So I run the risk of having an accident.

Fucking bitch

I go into a spin! My altimeter is blocked! There is only one solution: praying!

My god! He s going to crash against the vanishing lines, poor thing!

Wow! Wow! Wow!

This wouldn t have happened with the glasses.

I have tried to rise with a proportional trajectory to the golden ratio but impossible! Blocked control !

I think it s all because of her, that glutton girl, all day long eating like a pig.

It s my fault! I m a wretch. I m no good. I had been an inspiration to the great, Della Francesca, Giorgione, Velazquez, Renoir, Tintoretto

I can t stand it! I need a drink

There is no time to do it all again. Here come the accesories

This Still Life with Bananas have been created under the power of alcohol. I wanted to send the rules of perspective to hell and that s why the bananas are hard to recognize.

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