My Sexytary (My sexy secretary)

by teaforfive

Forewords
Kim Jaejoong has a twin named Kim Jaemin. Obviously, Jaemin is a female and Jaejoong is a male. But they are both look-a-likes. One day, Jaemin went home in their house and discovered that she is pregnant. The young female doesnt want her job to vanish thats why she immediately asked for his brother to become her substitute while shes on leave. Because million girls would kill just for her job thats why Jaemin cant just let go of it. The older kim accepted Jaemins deal because of a particular reason. What could be the reason of Jaejoongs sudden change? Will he stay strong while working in that company?

What if there's a handsome boss who will make Jaejoong's misery? Characters: Kim Jaejoong = the preschool teacher who wants to have a simple life Kim Jaemin = Jaejoongs twin sister; the annoying sister who will not let go of her dream job Jung Yunho = the CEO of Jung Enterprise; Kim Junsu = Yunhos main secretary who like cute things but he hides it to other people Park Yoochun = Yunhos best pal who is a playboy; also a rich businessman Shim Changmin = Yunho and Yoochuns pal who is obsessed with food but he remains to have a well-toned body *other characters will appear

Chapter 1
Oppa I'm pregnant Im Kim Jaejoong and I have an identical twin named Kim Jaemin. She is 4 minutes younger than me. And she is the most annoying but caring little sister in the entire world. Im a 26 years old with no girl friend. Im still looking for one. I believe that first impression lasts. Thats freaking true. Everybody thought, oh well not everybody but most of the people thinks Im a girl. Thats the truth I cant accept. Im a guy! 100% man! My sister and I are both look a likes. When it comes to figure and face. Im a bit skinny for a man.

I buttoned up my shirt and after that I fixed my bangs. Now, I look gorgeous for a pre-school teacher. Yeah, Im a preschool teacher. I love kids its the reason why I decided to take education as my major. Many offered me a job for grade school and high school department but I declined. They will make me look stressed and I dont like that to happen. Plus, I like kids so much. I plan to have one as soon as I reach 27 years old. But I think its impossible, I dont even have any girlfriend. OPPA!! COME OUT!! I HAVE SOMEHTHING TO TELL YOU!! I heard a loud bang coming behind my door. Now what? I arched my eyebrow. What makes her excited?? Im pregnant. A smile faded in my face after hearing her words. I was paralyzed on what she told me. KIM JAEMIN!! WHAT DID YOU SAY????? I pushed up my glasses and glared at her. Oppa! Her eyes were teary. Who the heck made that to you? I hugged her. She buried her face on my chest and cried.

Nickhun. Hes the father. I clenched my fists. If I saw that guy I will punch her for doing this to my sister. Did he leave you? No. She pouted and looked at me. Then why are you crying? I unwrapped my arms around her and wiggled my eyebrows. Tears of Joy. Oppa. Tears of Joy. Jaemin was smiling while wiping her teary eyes. OHMYGOD JAE! What kind of sister do you have?? Stupid. I massaged my temple to get some relaxation but I personally think it was ineffective. Arent you late for your class? She crossed her arms and placed it near her chest. What time is it? I immediately looked around to find a clock near to us. 7:15 She grinned. OH CRAP! IM LATE! SHOO! GET OUT OF MY WAY! I pushed her to move out of my way. Ouch oppa! You can hurt my baby! Jaemin turned around and yelled. Oppa, Ouch. Ouch. She was slowly sitting on floor while touching her stomach. What happen?? Jaemin! Jaemin! I caught her and carried her like a bride. We went to her room so that she can rest on her bed. Oppa, favor? She weakly spoke. Anything baby. What is it? I held her hands and put it on my face. Can you become the substitute for my work? I threw her hands on the bed and moved away from her. Ouch. Oppa! Ouch. I can see that she is really having a painful time that time. But its more painful if I say yes. Oppa, all you need to do is to become Jung Yunhos secretary for 11 months! Her face was so pale. It was unordinary for me to see her in that condition. But, you can resign. You were on that job for not so long ago. One week Jaemin. One week! I rolled my eyes and avoid looking at her. She may be acting this time! I know my sister. She will do anything just to force me.

But oppa, million girls would kill for that job! OPPA! Im new for that job and they can kick me out just because Im pregnant. I waited for about 4 months just to get that! 4 months! Tears were slowly coming out in her eyes. If you love your job then why did you decide to have sex with Nickhun!! For Gods sake Jaemin! I sighed deeply. I love him oppa! You never have any girlfriend thats why you dont the feeling!! Thats right I dont know the feeling. But love isnt the right reason to have sex with your boyfriend when both of you are not yet married. Yeah Im against pre-marital sex. Oppa, please pretend to be a girl. You are lucky to be accepted in a job where million girls would kill just to get in there. OH NO! STOP JAEMIN! Your oppas heart is not melting. I will still say NO! Im not a girl! Why would I kill for that job?? I chuckled. Yes, apparently Im not a girl so why should I kill just for that job. OPPA! That job offers a big salary. I can give my baby a better future while working in that job. She clasped her hands on mine. But 11 months is long enough!! 9 months for your pregnancy and 2 months for your resting period. Plus, I dont have any guts to put any boobs on my chest and I dont want to dress up as a girl. EWW JAEMIN EWW. Those things will make me puke I defended myself with the best answer that I can give. Oppa, would you like to see your future niece or nephew to suffer?? err NO OF COURSE! I will tutor some of my students so that my salary will increase. I removed her hands off mine. Oppa, thats not enough! My salary is waaaaaaaayyy better than you. 8 months of your salary is just one month of mine! 8 times Jaejoong oppa! 8 months! She emphasized the word eight to tell me face to face that she has a better salary than mine. Whatever Jaemin! Just rest there and Ill be there if you need something. I will not go to my work today. I closed her door and left the room. I went inside my room to get all my paper works. I will just finish all of this while looking after her. I sighed. Aigoo~ I need to take a rest. I really need a vacation but I dont have enough money for those things plus I need to pay the rent of this house. *knock*knock*knock* Kim! Open the door. The heck! Why do they need to bang the door?? I can open it properly.

I slowly opened the door to find out who the heck banging it. OHMYGODSUN! YAH! KIM JAEJOONG! PAY US!! He grabbed my collar and pinned me on the wall. Or pack your things and leave this house! I tried to escape against him but I cant hes so powerful! Plus Im too skinny. I dont know what to do!! His other companions were starting to break our appliances. They were hitting our appliances with the baseball bat on their hands. Or we can spend the night together and I promise to let you stay here until next month He ran his fingers on my face. This guy might be gay! Isnt obvious that Im a male!! Ill pay you half right now, just let me go. I pleaded him. He loosened his hold on me and I grabbed that chance to escape. I took out the money on my pocket and gave it to him. Ill pay you next month I promise!! I kneeled down and clasped my hands as if I was praying for some god. I was closing my eyes to add drama for this scenario. Are you sure baby? He smirked. I can see through his eyes that he wants to molest me! Sure. Just give me 30 days. Ill pay back. PLEASE! I opened my one eye to look at his expression. Fine, 30 days. He bended forward and whispered. He let out a deep sigh before giving me a peck on my cheeks. OHMYGODSUN! This guy is a total jerk! Im a man! Im a man! He left the room together with his companions. Our house is screwed up. Everything in this living room is broken into pieces. Most of the things that my parents earned were ruined. What should I do?? I cant earn enough money to pay him in a month!! Oppa?? What happen?? I looked at the direction where the voice from. They ruined all of the things here. Jaemin. Im sorry if I cant do anything. I sat down on the floor. Oppa Jaemin hugged me and cried. Im scared. This wont happen again right?? Im scared Jaemin, this wont happen again. I promise. Ill give you a better life. I kissed her forehead. Im going to be Kim Jaemin from now on and I will work as Jung Yunhos secretary. ~~~~~ Oppa! Make over!! Jaemin put out a pink suit case under her bed.

Ta Daaaa~ She opened it cheerfully. OHMYGODSUN! What the heck are those bras? Makeups? Clothes? First you need to have boobs! She took out a pink bra with some silicone on it. This will help! Wear it oppa! Im so killing myself later. I cant believe that I will wear that! I cant back out anymore. I dont want them to get this house! NEVER! THEY NEED TO KILL ME BEFORE GETTING THIS HOUSE! But I feel like killing myself wearing that bra. Oppa! Wear it please! She went behind me and clasped the strapless bra. OH MY! Oppa you have boobs now! Jaejoong oppa has boobs! I clenched my fist. *sigh* Keep Calm Jae, thats your sister. Wear this dress tomorrow for your work. She opened her closet and threw a dress on me. The dress looks like this: http://www.traderscity.com/board/userpix33/20157-long-blackdress-korean-square-collar-cotton-belt-2.jpg The sleeves will help in hiding your shoulder. Its kinda broader than mine. You have nice legs like the girls of SNSD thats why its ok for you to wear short dresses. But I need to shave some of your leg hair. She chuckled while putting out a razor on his pink suit case. But always wear some skin tight shorts so that they will not see little Joongie She was eyeing on my thing. AIGOO~ shes really annoying. You need to wear this and this to become beautiful like me! She started to put a lot of things on my face. I cant help but to cover my eyes. I cant take this seriously!!! Jaemin looks like this but her hair is wavy and its only until her shoulders. http://media.photobucket.com/image/jaejoong%20girl/dyazb4/jaejoong_girl_3.jpg This is Jaejoong before the make over: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/JJ-hero-jae-joong-5949055-371-349.jpg This is Jaejoong after the make over: http://media.photobucket.com/image/jaejoong%20o/minwoo_luva/hero/jaejoong3rd.jpg?o=41#!oZZ45QQcurrentZZhttp%3A%2F%2Fmedia.photobucket.com%2Fimage%2 Fjaejoong%20o%2FWindy_JJ%2F2946992623_9eef5620bd_o.jpg%3Fo%3D45 Jaemin will you please stop? My face is getting itchy! I stopped her from putting some blush-on. Fine, Unnie! You look gorgeous. I opened my eyes. WOAH! Whos this girl in front of the mirror??

Am I Kim Jaejoong or Kim Jaemin? You change my hair color! JAEMIN! I sighed. Sorry, dont worry unnie! Many guys will fall for you. I promise to be a good sister from now on. Jaemin hugged me tightly and kissed my cheeks. Dont call me unnie. Promise me!! From now on you will do all the household chores. Pinky promise. We did our pinky promise. It is a sign that nobody should violate our promise. For 26 years of my life, every time we do our pinky promise we never fail to do what we promised with each other. ~~~~~ Thanks C:

Chapter 2
Welcome to Jung Corporation Hello to my readers! :D

I hope you don't get bored while reading. And I think this is not that funny unlike the first one. Please ignore my typo or grammatical errors. I'm not really good in English. Sorry... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Its my first day here in this building. Jaemin taught me the basic things in working in this company. I stepped down on the taxi and went inside the building. I showed my id on the guard who is obviously guarding the building. I think he was captivated by my beauty. I left him gawking at me. He forgot about the other employees in my back. OH CRAP! Im a guy covering for my sisters work. For gods sake! I entered the elevator and pressed the button where theres a no. 15 on it. After a couple of minutes it stopped on the 15th and its door opened. Hey Jaemin, youre late. 5 minutes late A guy stopped in front of me. His name is Junsu Kim. I know it because its written on his identification card. Hi Junsu! Its traffic out there I tried to imitate my sisters voice.

Do you have something on your mouth? He raised his eyebrow and looked at me from head to toe. No, Junsu. This is my real voice. I tucked some hair strands behind my ear. oh.. Anyways, you changed your hair color and you even cut it. Youre bigger than before but yourHe eyed on my boobs. I immediately cover it with my hands. As a response, he shifted his view on the other part of the place to avoid looking at my boobs. Junsu oppa, stop looking at it. Please? I flushed the cutest smile that I ever did in my entire life. Sorry Jaemin. I wasnt looking at it! He placed his palm on his face and acted innocently. PERVERT! Sorry oppa, I didnt mean to suspect you. I moved closer to him. Our body became two inches apart from each other. I can see that hes enjoying on what is happening right now. Hahaha. Hes now getting on my trap. You have dirt on your shirt. I slowly wiped the imaginary dust on his shirt. err Jaemin would you like to take your seat and work now?Perspiration was slowly running through his face. He was breathing so fast. HAHAHA! Sure, Su oppa I winked at him. He avoided my eye contact. Please dont call me oppa. Just Junsu He quickly returned to his seat and fanned himself. I see. Please dont call me Jaemin. Just Jae I shoot an arrow at his heart by giving him another wink. I opened some folder on my table to pretend Im studying something. But I was really listening to some songs in my ipod. *ring*ring*ring* A loud noise of the telephone woke up the boring atmosphere of the room. Junsu answered the telephone. I can see that his calm expression was starting to panic.

OH WELL NOW Im just chillin Jae, Mr. Jung is coming within 4 minutes. Be ready! Junsu hid all the cute little stuff toys above his table. Err Why did he hide all his cute stuff? Its cute to see those things. hmmm Whos Mr. Jung? I stretched my hands on air and yawned with my e yes closed. CEO of Jung Corporation. Your boss. I heard someone was speaking but I dont know who he was. errrKnow I know I chuckled. Hehehe. Then my fairy godmother put me some fairy dust to wake me up for my foolishness. oops! Good Morning Mr. Jung I quickly jumped off my seat and bowed 90 degrees at him. OHMYGODSUN! Who are you and what are you doing at my office? He started to look me from head to toe. umm.. sir Im Kim JaeJo My words was cut by Junsu. Shes Kim Jaemin, your new second secretary. She started last week when youre not around. Junsu moved beside. THANK YOU JUNSU! I PROMISE NOT TO SEDUCE YOU JUST TO MAKE FUN OF YOU! I LOVE YOU DUDE! Apparently Jung is a good looking person. He has a mole near on his lips and I find it really sexy. Youre fired. I dont need a girl like you who doesnt even now me. He stared directly in my eyes. sir. I covered my mouth with my palm. I dont know if Im going to laugh or cry. But I think happiness was overflowing in my system. I cant stand this arrogant Mr. Jung. I hate him! If he was my student I will surely call his parents on the phone and report him to them! YO! Tension is getting hotter here! Another man entered the room. And he was munching some chips. Hyung! How dare you fire a beautiful girl like her! Aigoo~ He tapped Yunhos back. Mind your own business Changmin. Mr. Arrogant Jung placed his palm on his face.

Yah! Mr. Heartless guy! Give this girl another chance and I promise to force Kwon Jiyong tosign your contract. Remember he cant resist me because Im his manager. MANAGER! The stuff inside his mouth was sprinkling on Yunhos face. Fine. If Jiyong will not sign my contract then youre dead Mr. Kim Jaemin. Yunho wiped the Changmins remembrance on his face. Then he went to his chair. Thank you Mister errr Thank you I bowed in front of him. He caressed my face and smiled. Call me Changmin oppa. He moved closer to me and whispered. Be strong Jaemin, I want to see your beautiful face again. He left his last message at me and wave to say goodbye. *ringggggggg* My telephone rang. I picked it up to hear who the heck is on the line. Second secretary come here I heard Mr. HOT-HEADED spoke. BLAH BLAH BLAH! I went inside his office and I saw him sitting on his chair. He was holding a folder on his hands. I dont like this stuff! Tell that savior of yours to repeat this junk. He threw the folder on the air and the contents inside scattered on the floor. Tell that savior of yours to give this contract to Mr. Jiyong. He placed a blue folder on his table. I want you to get the newest album of f(x) and give it to Junsu. I need two copies. I want all f(x) members to have their signature on that album. Your deadline is until tomorrow. No Album, youre fired. He turned his back on me by rotating his chair a few degrees on his left. But sir! SM Entertainment released the statement that the album will be released next month! I protested. OHMYGODSUN! My argument is invalid again. Im sure that his next words will be YOURE FIRED! GET OUT OHSHIT JAE Youre on trouble Again.. so youre a fan? He pulled up his glasses and faced me. I nodded a bit. WOAH! My prediction was wrong! Then move and get out of this room! NOW! Yunho hit the table with the book he was holding to show his angriness.

I quickly went out of the room. Junsu, where did Changmin-ssi went? I whispered to him. Changmin is on fifth floor. Advertising department. He answered me. Thanks While, on my way to fifth floor, guys were gawking at me like an idiot. Of course, theyre amazed with my beauty. PERVERTS. OMO~ Look at those flawless legs of the girls here. I didnt know this place will be a bit heaven. They were wearing office attires which are until above their knees. Heaven~ Jaemin! Hi Somebody surprised me. Oh well, its my savior on hell named Changmin. Hi oppa, thanks. I pretended to be shy in front of him. But my face is as thick as the Great Wall of China. No, prob. I guess hes asking me to change the papers that you were holding right? He smiled. Again, he was holding some chips on his hand and on the other he was holding a coke. I nodded. He pinched my cheeks as if I was a stuff toy. OHMYGODSUN! I intentionally give him the draft. Dont tell him. He leaned forward and whispered. Heres the contract that Kwon Jiyong must sign. I handed him the blue folder. Aigoo~ I still need to go on SM entertainment to check out f(x)s preparation for their repackage album. He sighed deeply while massaging his temples. Did he just mention about f(x)?? umm.. is there any chance that you can get me 2 copies of their album? I asked him. Thats right I dont have to worry about getting it. Hahahaha. He can do the work for me. I guess Yunho asked you to get you those, am I right? He arched his eyebrow. err.. Yes. He asked me but I dont know where to get those. Their release will be He cut my words by placed his finger on my lips. Gross~ its kinda powdery and it brings the taste of the chips he was eating. I know right. He finally removed his dirty finger on my lips. ThanksI need to go now. I turned my back at him and rolled my eyes due to his gross thing.

Yuck~ As soon as I went out of the door I wiped my lips with my handkerchief. Again, Im back at this floor. The floor of the NOT-SO-GREAT JUNG. Ok, thats my nickname for him for a while. *ring*ring*ring* I answered my phone and Second secretary, come here immediately His voice appeared on the next line. OH CRAP. Yes Mis --- The call suddenly disconnected. I entered his office and put out my pen and my planner. I want you to write an essay with a thousand words about how you feel when you drink the Maxs Coffee. Do it within 2 hours The NOT-SO-GREAT JUNG YUNHO said. Whats with that coffee? Err Sir why? My over-confident curiosity asked him. OMO~ I forgot what Jaemin told me. Dont you ever ever asked your boss about the thing he wanted you to do. Im dead again. Thanks to that stupid question. Im going to need a miracle. Are you questioning me? He pulled up his glasses and glared at me. No sir, of course not. A 1000 word essay will come to you after 2 hours I forced myself to smile. 2 hours is still 2 hours. I can do it. 30 minutes. Not 2 hours. His words made me tremble a bit. Im not deaf I hear it clearly, he said a while ago 2 hours then why did he make it into 30 minutes. Im not genius enough plus, I only drink that Maxs coffee once in my entire life. anything else? I sighed deeply. Here, do these after the essay He handed me a pink paper. I scanned my eyes in that paper. My second-secretary needs to do: 1. Ask 150 people to answer the survey form. Check your email for the survey form. 2. Made a report about that survey. To be pass tomorrow.

My gosh! What is this! I whispered to myself. Hey! Second secretary are you saying something? The NOT-SO-GREAT JUNG YUNHO looked at me fiercely. As if he wanted to kill me right now. I shook my head and left the damn room of The NOT-SO-GREAT JUNG YUNHO. I started to write something on the paper about Maxs coffee. I never drink it in my entire life but Ill just research some facts about it. Hmmm Copy and Paste! And the essay will be done in a few minutes. Oh that coffee is the original recipe of his grandfather. Wow! Amazing! *scroll down* Hmmm.. Its the best selling coffee here in Korea but I only tasted it once. The last time I tasted it, I had a stomach ache. And I dont want to remember what happens next because its damn embarrassing and disgusting. After 30 minutes of writing, I finally finished this essay. hmmm I threw all my scratch paper on the bin beside my desk and went inside NOT-SO-GREAT JUNG YUNHO's office. Sir, I finished the essay about Maxs coffee. I placed it on his table. Leave it there, second secretary He didnt bother to face me. Im Jae not second secretary! Time passes by but Im still photo copying the 150 pieces of survey form. But Ill just add some extra 50 copies. .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. I started on a coffee shop owned by my friend. Whenever someone was entering the shop I immediately handed them the survey form. In this store I encountered some: 1) The pervert pedophiles. They will answer those survey forms however they cant remove their eyes on my FAKE boobs and legs while answering those. Some pedophiles also ask me to have a night with them and they promise to give me a huge sum of money. YUCK! DISGUSTING~ 2) The horny males. Same as the pervert pedophiles but younger in age. One guy tried to touch me near my thighs but I kicked his sensitive spot that causes him to cry in pain. 3.) The annoying kids. They wasted 27 copies of my survey form because they drew some objects which Im having a hard time to classify on the paper.

4) The sexy bitches. They are beautiful, sexy and gorgeous ladies however their attitudes suck. If youll peel of their skins, their unpleasant qualities will appear and its super duper disgusting. THEY NEED GOOD MORALS AND RIGHT CONDUCT! 5) Grandmas. Due to the poor eyesight, I always read each and every question that they need to answer. 6) The normal teenagers. A bit rebellious, some of them stole my pens. 70% of the pens that was lost were stolen by them. Even though they are like that, some of them answer without hesitation. 7) The arrogant ladies and gentlemen. I bet they are Jung Yunhos brothers or sisters because they all have the same attitude. Hell Yeah! I stayed for this coffee shop for 1:30 pm 9:45 pm just to finish all of the forms. My feet were aching badly. I was having a hard time to walk and to stand. I removed my high heels and put them aside. I sat down and took a sip of my 8th coffee. Ive been drinking a lot of coffee since I came here. The store owner didnt bother to shoo me away in this store. Because hes my best friend and his name was Kyuhyun. He was a preschool teacher too but he quit after his appa died a few months ago. I arrive at our house by 11:00 pm. I immediately opened my computer and fixed my report. ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzzzz =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=Okay. So Jaejoong fall asleep while doing his report. ^_^ Thanks for reading. Even though this chapter is kinda boring. Replies are on the comment page. Comments are LOVED :D

Chapter 3
Am I fired? Please ignore my bad grammar.. ^_^

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------*you got the wrong number so dont call me no more ~*

Who the heck woke me up from my sleep? I yawned while finding my phone on my bed. I cant force my eyes to open. They were getting rebellious now. YAH! Its too early! Did your parents teach you not to wake up someone while hes asleep? I shouted. Do you still want to work? Second Secretary. Im not second secretary!! Thats not my name!! Im JAE!! Keep that in mind! Im totally firing you second secretary!! My nerves were electrocuted by his words. Hes the only one who calls me that name. Is he Jung Yunho? Mr. Jung. Im sorry. I thought I was---- The call ended. I thought I was dreaming. I sighed deeply and throw myself out of the bed. This day will surely be the day 2 of my life in Jungs company, oh I mean in hell. After finishing a bath, I went out of my room and grabbed some loaf to eat. I think its the best food for some late people like me. I can eat it while walking outside. It took me 5 minutes to find a cab. The ride was not going smoothly. TRAFFIC!! OH EMMM GEEEEEEE!! Im totally freaking out right now. Mr. Jung will surely throw me on the deepest trench on earth. What should I do? Everything is too slow. Here I handed my payment at the taxi driver and went out of the car. I started to run and run. Right now, I only think about my job. If I cant pass my report today, Ill die. Mr. Jung will kill me with his stares. His stares bring bad luck. It was scary. The electric current brought by his stares will make your whole body shiver. REPORT? REPORT? REPORT? Where is my report? I was so sure that was inside my bag. I should double check it if its here. WOAH!!! WHERE IS MY REPORT?? DID I FINISH IT YESTERDAY??

*FLASHBACK* ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz *End of FLASHBACK* I slept all night and I didnt even wake up for me to finish it. I was so dumb for not knowing it! Im sure Mr. Jung will fire me!! Goodbye job. *chuckles* Im a 100% idiot. I must take care of this job. This is the only way I can pay for our debts. But look what I did! I didnt finish my report plus I didnt go to my work on the right time. I dont have any courage to continue. There was a park near the building where I was working. I decided to stay there and think if I should continue it or not. I rode on a swing. I started to play with it while thinking of happy memories that remained in my mind. Jaemin, Im so sorry for what I did. I know youre one of the girls who would kill for this job but I ruined your dream. You will be disappointed if you find this out. *you got the wrong number so dont call me no more~* There was someone who was ruining my dramatic moments here. GRR hello? I answered gloomily. Jae, come here quickly! We need you! It was Junsu and he seemed to be excited for something. No wonder, hes excited because theyll fire me. Fuck yeah! I lost my job and they wanted me to go in that hell to tell directly in my face that they dont need an idiot like me on that company and they want to tell me that they were firing me. Why? Just come here right away. Bye! Wait, Junsu--- It was my turn to speak but he ended the call already. My body and mind was not functioning well. -----

12:45, thats the time I arrive at the building. Morning, Junsu I greeted him, expressionless. Jae! He run towards me and hugged me. Im so proud of you because I recommended you personally in this job! You made me and Mr. Jung impressed with your work. You gotta be kidding me I sighed and pushed him away from my body. Your report is wonderful! His facial expression was annoying. He seemed to be happy on what I did. He was being sarcastic this time. Maybe he already knew that I didnt finish my report. Second Secretary, Good Job Somebody tapped my back. What the fuck! I cursed under my breath. There are another people who were being so sarcastic this time. I turned around slowly to figure out who congratulate me. Misssttttteeeeeerrrrrr Jung? He was smiling. I knew it! Hes smiling because an idiot will soon to leave his company. Please! Stop joking me!! I suddenly blurted out those words. What are you talking about Jae? Junsu gave me a puzzled look. I know Im already out of this company and you dont need to mock me with those bright expressions on your faces. Please. After I exploded my deepest thought in my mind, I sighed. hahaha. The NOT-SO-GREAT JUNGJUNGJUNGJUNG suddenly chuckled. I think you bang your head so hard last night. Junsu checked me from head to toe. Jae, have you forgot that your boyfriend Nickhun was the one who delivered your report? He told me that youll be late for your work because your doctor needs to check your head injury. Junsu explained. Nickhun is my boyfriend?? WHAT THE HECK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?? Im not a gay! And I dont have any head injury!!!! Oh Wait, right. I know! I got it already! Jaemin finished my report last night?? Then Nickhun delivered it here??? WAAAAH!!! Nickhun you got a one point of my approval in your relationship with Jaemin!!!

I almost forgot about it. I scratched my head and pretended I forgot all about it. Are you sure youre already okay? Did you bang your head so much last night? Did it cause you to forget the things that you need to do? NOT-SO-GREAT JUNGJUNGJUNGJUNG asked. WOAH! As if you care about me! After giving me pain for all of those tasks, youre asking me if Im okay! Of course Im not! Ever since I entered this company I know Im not going to be okay! When I saw your death stares do you expect me to be all right while Im in this room? *Say youll stay always~ lalalalalalalaa* excuse me NOT-SO-GREAT JUNGJUNGJUNGJUNG opened his phone and answered it. You have a sweet boyfriend Jae. Youre so lucky to have him. Junsu gave his final remarks before returning to his chair. No, he made Jaemin pregnant in an unexpected time I whispered to myself. *krug*krug*krug* My tummy wanted some food right now. Junsu, Im going to the cafeteria right now. Is there anything you want me to buy for you? I picked up my wallet inside my bag while standing up. Nothing, dont worry Im not hungry. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------This is the first part of chapter 3. I'll try to update the other one later or tomorrow. ^_^ I'm still adding some finishing touches for its continuation. I always hope this make you laugh or smile while reading that's why I'm trying to double my effort in making a funnier one. I'll give a hint about the part 2. It's about yunjaewatchingsomeporn.. hahahahahaa Just Kidding.. ^_^ Actually, it's about yun & jae watching a boring play... hahahaa... Comments are () loved and it makes me happy. XD

Chapter 4
Sleeping Beauty =================================================================

~At the Cafeteria~ After ordering some food, I sat down on an empty seat. I saw Kwon Jiyong walking on the lobby together with Changmin. Most of the people around the cafeteria were going near them just to see them closely. But Im not one of them; I need to fill up my empty stomach first than lurking at some celebrities. The foods inside this cafeteria were too expensive yet they were yummy. I need to eat all the things that I ordered so that my money will not be wasted. A couple of minutes, I already finished my meal. Its time for me to come back at the 15th floor. Jae, do you like plays? Junsu asked me while handling a leaflet. Of course! I grinned. I love plays! I often direct the plays in the preschool where I was working. I molded a lot of childrens potential in acting. And their parents were so proud with them because their AWESOME teacher aka Kim Jaejoong was the one who direct the awesomest plays in the entire school. Last year, I directed 3 plays (Snow White and the seven dwarfs, Cinderella and Alice in wonderland). The principal personally choose me as the director because of my awesome acting and directing skills. Oh! Thank God!! Junsu let out a deep sigh. Why? I raised my eyebrows. You need to watch this tonight. The worries in his face were erased. WOW! Thats great!!! I slightly clapped with thought of not seeing my boss tonight. BUWAHAHAHAHA With Mr. Jung! WHAT??????? All of the happiness was drained throughout my body. Jae, are you not happy? If its not okay with you then Ill just go with him. No, I want my second secretary. My boss interrupted. Me? I said quietly to myself while pointing my index finger to my face.

Yes, you are. He slowly nodded. WHAT??? ME??? AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN go with JUNG YUNHO THIS DAY?? He has a lot of employees!!! WHY ME?? Su, you need to meet Changmin later and he will give you something that is related to our work. Yunho eyed at Junsu as if he was sending some secret message through his eye contact with him. I cant figure out what was the message that he was pertaining but all I can see that he has a nice sharp eyes. Its lovely to look at. And Im sure I can stare for it for a few minutes. WHAT?? LOVELY EYES?? OH NO! Thats completely a joke!! Hahahaha Im laughing in my head right now. REMEMBER JAEJOONG!! Those eyes can kill a person with a stare. And those eyes were owned by Mr. I-always-made-jaejoongs-life-so-miserable alias Jung Yunho. Second secretary, shall we go? yessssssiiiirrrrr I gulped while my eyes were widely opened. ~AT THE CAR~ Silence reigned inside the car. Of course I dont know how to drive thats why he become the driver of the day. His driver was in day-off thats why we hes on the driver seat. I felt like I was the boss here. I was riding at the back seat while he was driving. BUWAHAHAHA.. Like a boss. XD You are enjoying in your seat. Am I right, second secretary? Yunho broke the silence. No sir! I dont! In fact I really want to drive but sadly I just dont know how I pouted a bit to act a small drama in my actions. Thank God! I dont know how to drive! Im so proud of myself!! Yunho didnt articulate any word after that. Silence surrounded his luxurious car. AGAIN.

I kept my eyes focused on the windows. But sometimes I was glancing at him. I was looking at him because I was just curious on what he was doing. Not because of his face which was a magnetic force that can cause the mortals to stare at him, astonished with his masculinity. Here we are He parked the car on an empty parking space. He was the first one who went out of the car. Is he going to open the door beside me? He started to walk slowly but he glanced back at the car. Then, he returned to where the car was. HOW DARE YOU! Youre not a gentleman! He opened the door beside me. Are you going to stay there forever? Or are you coming with me? He shut the door again, giving off a loud sound BANG I immediately went out of the car and followed him. Your boss is not a gentleman so dont expect me to do gentle things to you. Remember that. yesssiiiirrrr The place was swarmed up by the reporters. Mr. Jung glad to see you here today! Despite you busy schedule, you dont forget to drop by and watched our play A man appeared in front of my boss and gave him a big hug. BROMANCE? Hahahahha Jung Yunho has it. Dont worry Teddy, I really free my entire schedule to watch this play. Jung Yunho smiled. That teddy who didnt look like a teddy bear unleashed my boss from his big hug. By the way, whos this pretty lady here? Teddy asked. My second secretary. My boss replied coldly. Youre great in choosing your secretary. Junsu was lovely as well as this lady beside you. The perverted not so old man looked at me as if he wanted to grope me. If he fires you, just call me. He was handling me his business card. But my boss shoved his hands away. Keep it to yourself. I know she can work for me in a long period of time My boss smirked. JUNG YUNHO FOR THE WIN!!

Oh I see. I think we should go inside now. The not-so-old-perverted-old-man guided us in going in our designed seats. While waiting for the play start, I was reading the leaflet that Junsu gave me. The plays title was My Sunshine. Its about a girl who was betrayed by the one she loves. The curtains were rolled up and the play started. Please dont go! The girl hugged his boyfriend. And blah blah blah blah blah.. *yawn* I dont know what happens next. ~Honey Bunny Funny~ My boss quickly glared at me. Sorry sir. I bowed at him. For me not to be caught again, I waited for the moment that his eyes were on the play to open my phone. My sister sent a message. Jae, where are you? I replied Here, watching a play with your boss. (Conversation of Jaejoong and Jaemin through texting. JM stands for Jaemin while Jae for Jaejoong.) JM: What about the play? Is it nice? Jae: HELL NO!! BORING. JM: hahahaha. Good Luck. Tell me what is happening now on the play? Jae: His boyfriend left him already. And he was crying so freaking loud and its very annoying. JM: Pathetic. Jae: NOT PATHETIC! DESPERATE! If I was the girl I will just enjoy myself with other stuff. The girl is over reacting!! Its just a guy!

JM: You never experienced being soooo in love thats why you dont know the feeling. :P Jae: Shut up! Im not easily being fooled with love unlike you. Do you think that girl is too desperate, second secretary? Answer me honestly. He asked while his hands cupped his chin. errrr. Yeah. She should find a new one! There are a lot of guys in this world and Im sure there is someone who can give her a happily ever after. Then, what do you think she should do? I dont know! And I dont care about her. Its not my life anyway. err sir.. Sorry. I tried to smile to cover up my uncontrollable mouth. Its fine. He stopped looking at me and returned his eyes on the stage. I couldn't understand the play anymore because my eyes kept on battling my sleepiness. (a/n: Jaejoong fall asleep that's why he can't narrate what was happening to him inside the theater but I, teaforfive, will just continue on with the story..) While watching, Yunho felt someone banging his shoulders. He turned his head on his left side to find out who the hell was doing that kind of stupid action. It was his second secretary. The boss poked his sleeping second secretary's nose. "Yah. What do you think you are doing?" In order not to distract the other audience, he tried to put out his calmest voice. "Second secretary. Second secretary. I'm going to fire you if you will not wake up immediately" The boss was completely troubled with his second secretarys action. Without noticing, Yunho forgot about the play and continued focusing on his second secretary. Jae's pouty lips were starting to leak some liquid. 'disgusting' Yunho thought with the eww look on his face He put out his handkerchief and wiped the flowing liquid from his second secretary's lips. The boss can't deny that his second secretary is actually a fine-looking lady. However his second secretary acts like shes still on her puberty ages. "I'll let you sleep for a while on my shoulders; this is your reward for making a good report in just one day." Yunho sighed deeply while removing his gaze on his second secretary.

His second secretary hooked his arms on Yunho's. Of course, Jae's boss tried to remove it but this second secretary continued to battle for hugging his muscular arm. The boss wondered why this sleeping beauty was stronger than he thought. "I must face the truth, I love her." One of the casts of the play threw his line while kneeling on stage. "This play is getting more boring than I thought" Yunho yawned as he pressed his head on the sleeping beauty beside him. His eyes automatically shut down. The boss and his second secretary were totally knocked down by sleep throughout the play. "Mr. Jung" Somebody tapped the boss lap. "Why?" Realizing that everyone was already packing up, Yunho panicked. "The play is already finished." "I apologize for my behavior." Yunho slightly bowed at the man in front of him. "I understand." Leaving his final message, the man slowly left away from them. Second secretary Yunho whispered at his second secretarys ear. Please let me sleep. Im really tired from all Jung Yunhos commands This sleeping secretary started to blabber about the things that its not appropriate with her current condition. Are you really that stupid my second secretary? (END of Authors narrating, BACK TO JAEJOONGs POV) Are you really that stupid my second secretary? The voice was so familiar. MISSSSTTTTTEEEEEERRRRR JUUUUUUNNNGGGG I was so so shocked when I saw him beside me. His facial expression was somewhat angry No not somewhat angry but TOTALLY ANGRY!!!!! But hes still cool despite of being angry with me Im sorry. Mister Jung I unhooked my arms on his and got out of my seat to bow in front of him. I know My not-so-arrogant boss fastened his pace and left me gawking at him.

Damn~ He really walks like a model. BUT I dont care!! I really really really dont care.. ----------------------------------------------------------Thanks for reading my fanfic which is the fruit of my daydreams of the yunjae couple while I am at my class... XD Please forgive my shallowness and my bad grammar... XD :)) HAHAHAHA.... Thank you Comments are loved.

Chapter 5
Dead End I'm back! *throws confetti* Yeah!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I don't know what should be the appropriate title for this chapter that's why I just use the song I was singing while making the first part of this chapter. :)) Please forgive my bad grammar. XD *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* AUTHOR'S POV Jaejoong was playing 17 ways how to whack your boss when an unfamiliar voice emerged throughout the room. (a/n: If you dont know that game, you can check it out here. http://www.y3.com/games/2600/Whack_Your_Boss_17_Ways_NEW . Beware! It's kinda bloody. XD ) Good Morning! This guy was holding a bouquet of flowers and walking towards Junsus desk. His face was covered with the bouquet.

On the other hand, Jaejoong didnt bother to figure out who he was because he didnt care eh eh eh eh err Junsu heres a bouquet of flowers for you He gave the flowers to Junsu but in the end he rejected it. He was annoyed with this earthlings action. Didnt he know that hes in a middle of work? Oh Junsu! Why arent you talking to me? What did heavens do to you to avoid this good looking Park Yoochun? This man started to brag about how handsome he was. Actually, hes handsome but Junsu didnt care eh eh eh eh errr Yoochun eyed Yunhos second secretary from his head to toe. He thought that she might be the reason why his cute Su didnt lend any of his precious attention to him. So, youre Sus girlfriend? He hit Jaejoongs desk with his hands that caused some of the things above it to fall down and worst of all, Jae unintentionally closed the tab of Ways how to whack your boss. His temper meter went to its peak; it might explode any seconds right now; however Junsu went out of his seat to interfere with these two hot-headed mortals. Yoochun shoo! Go away! Stop disturbing Jaemin! Junsu grabbed the first hot-headed mortal in his arm to pull him away from Jaejoongs desk. Ill stop if you admit that shes your girlfriend Chun struggled with his ex-lovers harsh touch. The floor became the landed spot for Junsu, who lost his balance. Oh my god sun! Junsu are you okay? Su, let me carry you Ill bring you right now on the clinic Su! Su! S-T-F-U!! PARK YOOCHUN Junsu decline his ex-lovers help by pushing him away. Whats with S-T-F-U? He said Shut the fuck up. Jaejoong suddenly butted in. I know it! You idiot! Yoochun rolled his eyes while crossing his arms. Why are you STFU-ing me Junsu? After three years of absence, you can already say those kind of things to me? It was surprising that Yoochuns past lover can swear bad words already.

He left the cute and innocent Junsu as a cute and innocent Junsu but when he returned, the cute and innocent Junsu was still cute but hes not that innocent anymore. Did that girl taught you those kind of words? Or you adapt Changmins ill-natured personality? Junsu tell me! Su tell me! Yoochun was shaking Junsus body. YAH! Im not a bad person! Jaejoong tried to defend himself. Im not talking to you! Ooops sorry. Im just giving you some of my attention because I dont want you to look like an idiot here, in this office. We all know here that youre talking to no one. Junsu wasnt wouldnt reply in any of your irrelevant over-acting words. Once again, I am sorry. Forgive me for interrupting you while youre talking to the air. Jaejoong went out of his seat and stretched his arms in the air before walking towards the door. Anything you want me to bring dearie? Yunhos second secretary stopped before opening the door in front of him to ask Junsu. A soda will do. Thank you Jae-Jae Junsu smiled. Whats with dearie and Jae-Jae? Yoochun cupped Sus face. Nothing. Shes just my girlfriend. The boy who fell evilly smirked. What? Chuns jaw dropped. His energy was depleted with his ex-boyfriend's recent words. Do you want me to repeat what Ive said? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* We are not yet finish, Jaemin. Junsu is mine! And he will never be yours. Yoochun whispered to himself while gripping a can of Pepsi in his hands. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What? Jaejoongs eyes widened and his jaw almost fell down to the floor. Yes, Im a gay Junsu sighed while holding Jaejoongs hand. Are you a homophobic or something? I apologize if thats the case A frown decorated Junsus face . Im sorry Jaemin

I just want Yoochun out of my sight thats why I use you Eh? Whats the real thing between you and that guy? ummm Hes just my ex-boyfriend and he left me 3 years ago. His father wants to manage their company in Japan. I suffered 3 years without him contacting me. Not even a text message sayinghey su, I miss you or Su, happy birthday I didnt hear his voice in three years! How dare him coming back here and telling me he misses me! Fuck! Junsus frowning face changed into angry one. Oh I see Jaejoong nodded. Dont worry Im not homophobic Thank god! Junsu hugged Jaejoong tightly. Do you still love him? His co-workers arm were removed around him. I- I I dont know Sometimes I dont know means yes Doctor Love better known as Kim Jaejoong was back again with his part-time job which was love adviser. But sometimes is still sometimes! Its not always! The cute and innocent secretary pouted while doing his angelic pose. Junsu Dr. Love gave Junsu a I-know-it-dont-deny look. Due to the look in Sus eyes, he can already sense that this fellow was still in love with Park Yoochun. Jaejoong knew it because its the same look in his sisters eyes when she broke up with Nickhun before but they reconcile again and its because of his awesome love advices. And his awesome words of wisdom was the reason why hes pretending like a girl in this corporation that belongs to the person which he hated the most, Jung Yunho. ButBut. I got it. Dont explain further more. Youre still in love with him. Jaejoong was Jaemins love adviser. Whenever his little sister was heartbroken, Dr. Jaejoong was always there for her to counsel her about love. Hell yeah! Jaejoong was so good in advising to others problems but he himself cant have his mate that will surely love him for he was. FINE! I admit it that I love him but I want him to be jealous by using our fake love story Wha-What??? OhhhkayWhatever..Ill just play along. Without thinking the consequences, Jae agreed with Junsus plans. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Im tired! I want to die! Jaejoong pressed his head above the surface of his desk. He closed his eyes as he yawned. All of his precious energy was drained because of Junsus absence, which meant more work for him. After his ex showed up he suddenly disappear in this office. Hey Jae Changmin entered the room with a smirk on his face. Yo Jaejoong titled his head to figure out who the heck entered his office this time. Want some coffee? For the first time in history of human beings, Changmin offered some drink to him. It was odd to see this glutton boy in their office early in the morning (1:00am). He usually went home before 9:30pm. And this time, he was not munching anything in his mouth. Jae thought that his jaws already resigned because its always over-use. Thanks. The tired secretary accepted his offer. He opened the cover and sip the contents in that mysterious coffee. An evil smirk appeared on Changmins face. *chuogui bitkari baraejyosultae modu huryojyosultae gutae sarangui mamul dada bolge Bye Bye Bye Bye My Love Bye Bye Bye Bye My Love dullini You Hear Me Now Yeah~ Changmin sang the chorus part of Love bye Love. I didnt know youre good at singing Jaejoong chuckled, his vision became blurry and he felt that his head was like riding a roller coaster. He tried to stand up but he ended falling on the floors cold surface. Yah! Changmin! What did you put in my coffee? His body became numb, maybe a dozen of anesthesia was injected inside his body but hes not sure why did he need to feel that way. The only thing occupied his mind that if he will die in this moment, he will surely kill Changmin when hes already a ghost, because he will be the main suspect for his sexy dead body in Jung Yunhos office, Changmin sat beside Yunhos second secretary on the floor. Actually, I didnt thought that a guy like you can do that. Honestly you look and act like one What do you mean? Jaes eyes were now focused on Changmin. Im going to kill you for Changmin reached his pocket to reach for his Swiss knife. He put it out and showed it to the lady beside him. For what? Fear was shown in Jaes eyes. And tears were running on his cheeks.

I dont know. I forgot my reason. The evil in the form of Shim Changmin laughed at his irrelevant words. Goodbye, Jaejoong The final effect of the concoction took effect. It was a drink made by Changmin and its especially for Yunhos second secretary. A couple of minutes had passed when Changmin observed that Jaejoong was deeply asleep. He immediately did what he needed to do. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What did Changmin do to Jaejoong? Of course I know it but I will not tell you because I don't want to be a spoiler. hehehehehehe XD :P Next chapter/s will still revolve around yoosujaemin's story, that means lesser appearance for yunho. Thanks for all those who read this fanfic. :) Comments are loved. XD

Chapter 6
Jaenapped (Kidnapped) a/n: Sorry for the long wait. I hope this satisfy your curiosity about what happen between Jaejoong and Changmin. Please forgive my grammar..I'm not really good with it. Mianhe.

================================================================== ================================ "Hey phony, wake up! My whole body was awaken by the water thrown on me. I know Im hot you dont need to throw it!! There are some people who can't handle my hotness. I was tied in a chair. Oh crap! I totally forgot that I drunk the potion that the evil Changmin gave me. He kidnapped me and I was trapped in this small room with a small table, small bulb hung above the small table and a small pail of water beside me. Small~

Hey faker! Morning! Changmin appeared in front of me and tilted my head. Okay, so I cant speak bad words to describe him how evil and stupid he is because a piece of cloth was tied around my face, blocking my mouth to speak. Im going to interrogate you about hiding your true identity before I surrender you to the boss He removed the cloth. Is he referring to Yunho?? Did he already know about my true identity?? Am I fired? OH MY GOSH! Im dead. F*CK you! Thats not nice Jaejoong. Stop cursing..Anyhow, I was so shocked when I found out youre actually a male. I admit I have a little crush on you but forget about it. Im not interested in males because Im straight How did you find out? Tears were starting to form inside my eyes. Oh no I dont wanna cry. I need to be strong in a situation like this. Yunho is more evil than Changmin. Did you know that Yunhos stares could kill a person? Im saving my tears for my face to face talk with Yunho. What if hell just stab me behind? Ouch~ I cant help but to cry and runaway instead. Simple. I saw you peeing while standing. I know Im a pervert but Im still virgin. Im contended in watching porn and stalking someone. Changmin was so proud with what he said. He even smirked and moved his face closer to mine. I dont care whether he is virgin or not but all I know hes a devil who acts so innocent and kind in front of others!! I dont care about youre personal information!!!!!! Im going to quit the company; you dont need to do this to me. A tear escaped on my left eye. Tear please go back inside. Please. No. This isnt about company. Remember Park Yoochun? Changmin cupped his chin like he was having a serious thinking. Yeah. That I-cannot-move-on-with-my-breakup-guy? I raised my eyebrow and gave him a puzzled look. Yes. Hes the one behind the kidnapping but hes not the one who planned to stalk you inside the ladies room. Anyway, he wants you to break up with his Junsu thats why he kidnapped you. He is about to torture you later until you break up with Junsu. Luckily he

doesnt know youre a male. Changmin put out a small bar of chocolate inside his pocket and started to eat it. This food monster is still a food monster but hes quite a pervert. Oh no erase the quite, hes a 100% pervert and a food monster. Hey! Im going to do anything for you if you will untie me I will play along with this guy until I deceive him even if he asks for my body and soul.. I will do it in exchange of my freedom. I dont wanna let others to know my real gender.. Jaemin, Nickhun and Changmin are enough Really? His eyes were starting to glow. Maybe he insert some bulb inside his eyes and switched it on. Sparkling~ I can see the joy inside his eyes.. WOW FANTASTIC BABY!! WOHOO I wanna dance dance dance dance.. BOOM SHAKALAKA. BOOM SHAKALAKA. Im a good cook, you know? The key to Changmins heart is through his stomach hahahahahaha! Wow?? Are you really good in cooking? Changmin was starting to look like a puppy waiting for his food to arrive. He even kneeled down and clasped his arms in front of me. My mom and dad owned a small restaurant before they died. I was trained by my parents during the past few years. My parents cooking was famous in our town. They were featured in a magazine. Try searching the restaurant named 9095. That will serve as a proof if you dont believe in me. HAHAHA! I could sense my victory. A couple of minutes to go before Changmin will beg on his knees to cook for him. I was so lucky to be raised by my parents who were good at cooking. All the information is true and I dont have to worry Changmin searched the www, finding the restaurant named 9095, using his phone. I can see his face formed like this :O Jaejoong my master. Please give me food and Ill be good Changmin hugged me while loosening the rope tied around me. Very Good servant. Untie me and Ill give you the joys of cooking I got you under your skin

You cant escape. I will totally manipulate you Bring me to Yunhos office, I need to finish my paper works. Im sure hell kill me if I didnt finish it on time He opened the door for me and escorted me to escape the building. We arrived at the parking lot and guess what?! We also saw Park whos waiting there.. PARK YOOCHUN!!! Bravo Changmin Bravo Yoochun clapped his hands like he was watching a super major awesome performance of a boy band group. Sorry Jaejoong. This is part of my plan Changmin smirked. How dare you! I punched him on his face and a red spot was formed. Stop it Jae, just ask for Yoochuns forgiveness. I know he will understand that Junsu is in a relationship with you. Changmin dodged my second punch and twisted my arm. Im not in a relationship with Junsu! Why should I apologize to Park Yoochun?? Junsu and I were pretending as a couple. Oh really? Yoochun was beside me and was giving me a diva-look. Yes. Im a male and Im a straight. I dont like to have a relationship with the same sex. I rather have a wife than becoming a wife. I sighed What youre a male??? His faced looked like this :O Why did I blow up my cover?? Why did I reveal my own secret!! Damn you mouth!! Youre too talkative!! I slapped my mouth. ummYES! I slowly nodded while my eyes were opened widely. Oh no. I knew it. Junsu recommend you in Yunhos company so that you can have a secret affair with him while youre dressing up as a girl. Did both of you already know that Yunho is telling me all the news about my lovely Kim Junsu? Is he really that paranoid?? He didnt get what I mean!! Youre too slow!!

Your Junsu and I were only pretending because youre too annoying!! Yoochun hyung, stop being too paranoid. Cant you see Junsu doesnt like you and he only consider you as an annoying human being?" Changmin fanned himself because of Yoochuns slow way of thinking. Very well explanation Changmin Bravo! Devil Changmin is right. Stop torturing others because of your break up! Do you know how much pain did it give to me just to pretend Im a girl while working in your evil-best-pals company?? No! I need to earn money to save our house and to support my sister!!! Okay~ I started to become hysterical ohhh Changmin nodded.. Sorry Jaemin My emotions brought me to bad decisions Yoochun frowned and offered a hand shake. Will you accept my apology? Okay but you need to make an excuse letter about my absence today I didnt hesitate shaking hands. Sure. Changmin will do that for you. Yoochun smiled Now I know why Junsu still likes him Its because of his freaking cute smile ================================================================== ================================ Preview for Chapter 7 = Turn it up? Fine. Stay here. I think the director is already calling me. Dont go out or else He stopped me from standing by pushing me back to my seat. Or else what? I cocked my eyebrow and gave him my bitchy look. Im going to kiss you. He moved closer in my face. I can feel his hot breath mixing with mine. It was an awkward atmosphere for me. I pursed my lips. I dont want him to kiss me. Im a male and males dont kiss other males unless they are gays. Stay Jaemin. Thats a command from your boss.

But Mr. Jung is-- He kissed me... He was exploring every part of my mouth. Dora dora dora the explorer Yuck~ This is my first kiss with a male I remained at rest. I didn't kiss him back! ================================================================== ================================ I think this chapter isn't that funnier compare to my previous chapters. Sorry if I didn't sustain the humor in this story. Maybe it's the effect being hiatus for a long time... Sorry... Thanks for Reading.. Comments are loved.

Chapter 7
Turn it up! a/n: Hey guys! I'm back with a new update... Please forgive my wrong grammar and just enjoy the story. ..

My story is also posted in Asianfanfics.. You can read it there to easily see the pictures behind those links that I've posted. Here's the link: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/124121/7/my-sexytary-my-sexy-secretarychangmin-jaejoong-yoosu-yunho-yunjae ================================================================== ================================ Leaving me in this place to become an observer was definitely a dream of many fan girls and boys. Today was the second day of filming of Maxs Coffee CF. Mr. I-always-made-jaejoongs-life-so-miserable alias Jung Yunho sent me here. ALONE.

Junsu was on his leave He said I should watch TOP aka Choi Seung Hyun carefully and report to him immediately if that blue-haired-boy was doing some unnecessary things in this shooting. When I first saw him, I remembered the ice cream that Jaemin is eating last night. http://onceuponageek.com/images/blue_moon.jpg I saw this guy in the headlines before. He broke up with someone, 6 months before. I really dont care about show business however I saw my sister crying over that issue. It was very very very funny!! Hes not my type so I will not bother to bother him today. If hes my type then I will go gaga over him. But Im not a gay... I still prefer to have a wife rather than being a wife Now back to business... I m here sitting in a chair while drinking my PEPSI Hmmmm. I saw TOP started to shoot some of his scenes Dont you know that TOP never dated girls after his breakup? A girl beside me gossiped at her companion. Oh really? I think hes still recovering from their break up. Her companions eyes widened. No! He already moved on from that thing. He said in an interview that if the right girl will come, he will personally approach him/her. The girl said while folding some of the clothes needed in shoot. I hope its me Im a fan of him ever since Big Bang debut. The other girl somewhat squealed. Youre not his type. The girl smirked. Okaaaaayyyyy. I smell war between this two ladies beside me..

I bet they will end up hitting each other with vases until both of them bleed to death. I stood up and went to the vending machine to drink Pepsi AGAIN Im really bored here. I cant believe my boss likes to send me in boring places. I rather stay on the office with Junsu and do tons and tons of paper work! I sighed, after that I sip my Pepsi. Is it really boring here? I turned around to figure out who the heck was interrupting my boring moments here. Yeah.. Figuring out that TOP was the one who spoke, I unintentionally splashed the Pepsi inside in my mouth into his face. BLAME MY NERVOUS SYSTEM Sorry.. I didnt mean to I put out my hanky and started to wipe his face. Dont worry, I can handle this. Better hide to your boss before I spill the beans about dirtying my shirt Holding my hands, he chuckled. Sorry I bowed. He was still holding my hand and he put it closer to his face. I was holding the hanky that time and he controlled my hands as he wiped his face. Do you know youre beautiful? Smiling, this blue-haired-boy said Oh stop it, you I pushed him. Youre really beautiful He reacted like he didnt notice my strength. and physically powerful. He smirked. SHIT! I took a couple of step backwards and Jung Yunho! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oHNNC_HO4gE/TScj4_fTeFI/AAAAAAAAQrw/NeQiLZckSTM /s640/vlcsnap-2011-01-07-22h30m15s80.png (a/n: NEVERMIND CHANGMIN in the PICTURE!! Just imagine he's not there.. I'm only showing a picture of how Yunho face Jaejoong after spilling some Pepsi on his outfit. Look at Yunho's facial expression, he even scared Minnie! ) Sir, Im sorry!! I bumped my boss

Thats great My lovely Pepsi was now on his exquisite tux. Facing TOP is better than facing my own boss clumsy He moved closer to me as he whispered that word. Im sorrrrreeeeee I put out my hanky and displayed it in my hands. DAMN! I dont just want to display it in front of him! I wanted him to get it and wipe his tux!! FUCK YOU JUNG YUNHO!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT BODY LANGUAGE IS!! GO BACK TO YOUR PRESCHOOL AND LEARN THAT LESSON! Do you want me to wipe that dirty thing on my tuxedo? He used his I-dont-care-about-you voice. OH SHIT! MY WHITE HANKY IS ALREADY BROWNISH!

http://backslashscott.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dscf0779.jpg I FORGOT THAT I ALREADY WIPED TOPs FACE A WHILE AGO! No sir, Ill get a tissue for you. I turned my back on him and started to walk. No. Stay at my side WHAT DID HE SAID?? Am I deaf or something? Did he said Stay at my side OHMYGOD!! Hes a freaking gay! My BOSS is a GAY He is a gay and he has the hots for me!! OMG! He was holding my hands while facing TOP. Seunghyun, can I talk to you, alone?

Blue was sitting on a chair while reviewing some of his scripts. Sure, only if the lady beside you, will come too TOP looked at Yunho and smirked. Then lets go Yunho was still holding my hand. We all went in a room where there are only three of us. I hope youll mark my words clearly. Dont try to put up a scandal while youre in my company. Yunho seriously said while holding my hands. I really dont wanna work here. I get a bit tired of seeing familiar faces every time I endorse something under your management. But this lovely lady beside you changes my mind. Am I too gorgeous? People fight because of me! hahaha Fine, shes just my second secretary. He gripped my hand before releasing it. Did someone punctured my chest? Theres a bit of pain in my chest. . .. . .. No. Im not in love. A safety pin in my dress is puncturing my chest.

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a06/cj/am/put-elastic-peasant-blouse800x800.jpg Lets have a date after this shoot. Is that okay with you?? The flirty blue-haired-guy leaned closer to me and stroked my cheeks. I spun around and looked at my boss. He gave me follow-what-he-said-or-you-are-fired look straight away.

Second secretary, dont work tomorrow. TOP will be your boss for this day until tomorrow. Yunho twist the door knob and went outside. Okay. So hes not my boss for one day. Im fine with it! Im not yet formally introducing myself to you. Im. I know your name, no need to introduce yourself. But if you want to call me sweetheart. Thats fine. WHAT? Sweetheart! NO NO NO NO WAY! Im Kim Jaemin. And I dont want to be your sweetheart. I rolled my eyes. He has too much pride in himself. Fine. Stay here. I think the director is already calling me. Dont go out or else He stopped me from standing by pushing me back to my seat. Or else what? I cocked my eyebrow and gave him my bitchy look. Im going to kiss you. He moved closer in my face. I can feel his hot breath mixing with mine. It was an awkward atmosphere for me. I pursed my lips. I dont want him to kiss me. Im a male and males dont kiss other males unless they are gays. Stay Jaemin. Thats a command from your boss. But Mr. Jung is-- He kissed me... He was exploring every part of my mouth. Dora dora dora the explorer Yuck~ This is my first kiss with a male I remained at rest. I didn't kiss him back!

Dont be too naughty, Jae TOP nibbles on my earlobes while slowly unbuttoning my shirt. http://www.unitedkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/T.O.P-Blue-Hair.jpg (a/n: Imagine TOP has this facial expression while unbuttoning Jaejoong's shirt. OMG... ) I really want you now, Kim Jaemin. I know you want me too BULLSHIT! Without a doubt, I pushed him with all my strength. He lost his balance and his butt hit the floor. My mind was continuously persuading me to use every item in this room to kill him. For example, I could use the thumbtacks and put it inside his mouth so he cant kiss me and nibble my ears again. Never mind. I believe in karma. With his horny attitude, I bet if he continues raping someone in work then he might get STD. I left the room and everyone was staring at me. I know I look like I went to a war with the want-to-kill-a-person expression on my face. Hey Ms. Jaemin Kim, Stop right there! Someone shouted. I think he said my name but I dont give a fuck to everyone in this room. I will escape from this misery location. I will live in a cave where my boss or the rapist wont be able to reach me. ================================================================== ========== PS: Comments are so much appreciated. ^_^