2014 Clemsons only loss was to FSU.

Tiger fans were optimistic when Jameis Winston declared for the NFL draft during spring ball and planned to sit out the season. However after discussions with administration (read: they threatened to take away his car, house, weekly allowance, etc) Winston decided to play and managed to hold off the Tigers in Tally.

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2020 Clemson finally gets around to building the Oculus. Spurrier is indicted four days after cutting the ribbon for throwing a rock through one of the windows. It turns out to be the piece from Howards Rock. I KNEW IT! Anyways, Clemson puts on another one loss season, easily beating Scar to end and winning out through the playoffs. Undefeated teams are a thing of the past. The Crystal Football comes back home to Tigertown!

2022 As medical science has advanced Spurrier has himself eternally preserved in one of those head-in-abottle things like you see on Futurama. Scar after mortgaging most everything on campus to pay for it (including a second mortgage on The Roach) is able to buy Augusta National and makes Spurrier the Sole Proprietor to talk him into bringing them back to the glory days. Tigers beat Scar 52-12 that year. 15-1, #2 final ranking.

Fearing Clemson getting five in a After losing Chad Morris and row, Spurrier retires in the offBrent Venables Tiger fans are in a season. Bercause BV took over for panic. After Charlie Strong has Bill Snyder at KState, Scar hires no success at the HC level he him. Scar fans are foaming at the comes to Clemson as DC and Jeff mouth once again. Once again Scott assumes role as OC. DumpClemson is closing out an undeers everywhere are proclaiming feated regular season. They hold the apocalypse. Still, the Tigers Scar scoreless at home in DV. The only lose two games, to FSU and playoffs, now at 8 games after the Clemson caps off the season short a bunch of seniors competing for Tigers first MNC are more of the playoffs, but with a victory valedictorian at UNC. daunting, but we prevail. 16-0 over Scar and a high level bowl win Scar...win, bowl game...win. National Champs!!! over yet another SEC opponent.

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2023 After a viscous shouting match between Spurrier & Ron Morriss heads-in-a-bottle, Steve once again yells WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO RON?! Then in a follow up conference vows to not let Clemson win 10 in a row. After a merciless beating of Scar, Clemson goes on to win its 4th MNC in 10 years. Dabo takes over as AD for Clemson and Jeff Scott takes over as HC stating the best is yet to come! GO TIGERS!!!

Now with a veteran squad and a On 6/3/17, even though there is season of starting under Deshaun no football to be had, a raucous Watsons belt the Tigers are huntailgate of epic proportions hit gry. Scares pop up @ Syracuse Tigertown like a tidal wave. Rewhen a coked-out Jim Boheim plays are shown on the screens in rushes the football field nude DV, Littlejohn and DKS. Chants of screaming something about a Den- TD Clemson...TD Chad Jasmin are nys and the Full-Court breakfast, said to be heard as far as Hilton but Clemson pulls it out. They end Head. The Tigers lose a heartthe regular season winning vs. breaker to the Noles in 3-OT. At SCar, ACC Champs and straight Scar the Tigers let Scar score to get through the playoffs. NATIONAL a final of 63-17. The Cockabooses TITLE IS BACK!!! are derailed and burned.

After going 0-48 Scar fires Bill WHAT?!?! Clemson won another Snyder. In a wild turn of events, one?!?! Suddenly MegaConference realignment shifts take with all three major sports in serious decline and in a hail-mary place in the off season. Fortunateattempt to one up Dabos CEO ly, everyone is sick of the SEC/ style success in coaching, Ray ESPN/NCAA conspiracy crap. Riots occur at ESPN and NCAA headquar- Tanner assumes duties as AD and ters. Somewhere in South America HC for all three major sports. He wins 12 games...total in all sports Swofford and Slive are hiding out over the next season. Clemson fearing their lives. Fox Sports capicontinues their winning ways espetalizes on the chance and Clemson cially over Scar. Two losses this gets into a good conference. 15-1 year, #5 final ranking. final season, #3 ranking.

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