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Volume 238A
July 29, 2010
SUMMER EDITION Issue 5
expansion discussions
Elizabeth Titus
campus space for Stanford’s highest academic Editor in Chief
priorities and objectives,” read the Stanford eic@stanforddaily.com
University 2007-08 budget.
Phase 1 of the proposed development was Eric Messinger
also included in the 2008-09 Capital Plan, with Summer Managing Editor
By BUYAN PAN agement company that Palo Alto had selected messinger@stanford.edu
a projected cost of $379 million, according to DAILY INTERN to be its consultant for the University’s Medical
Randy Livingston, vice president for business Center project. PBSJ had been producing the Jane LePham
affairs and CFO. Lengthy discussions of a key component of report since August 2007. News Editor
“However, as the financial crisis unfolded the Stanford hospital expansion have conclud- California requires submission of these re- jlepham@stanford.edu
during that year, this was one of the projects ed, marking a crucial milestone for the project. ports in order to oversee how major construc-
that was suspended,” wrote Livingston in an e- The Palo Alto City Council held a meeting tion projects would affect their environment. Nate Adams
mail to The Daily. “This project remains on the on Monday, July 26 for final discussion of the The Medical Center’s construction project Sports Editor
suspended list today.” Draft Environmental Impact Report (DEIR) involves a $3.5-billion plan to be implemented nbadams@stanford.edu
No groundbreaking date is set, but the Uni- concerning the University’s Medical Center Fa- over the next 20 years. It would expand the Lu-
versity has submitted an application to the city Marisa Landicho
cilities Renewal and Replacement Project. The cile Packard Children’s Hospital and recon- Features Editor
of Redwood City requesting approval to rede- City Council’s Planning and Transportation struct the main Stanford Hospital at 300 Pasteur landicho@stanford.edu
velop the property, said Lucy Wicks, assistant Commission has been holding meetings to dis- Drive, the School of Medicine, as well as two
director of community relations. cuss different chapters of the report over the buildings of office space for community practi- Annika Heinle
“We’re in the process now of putting to- past two months, and Monday’s meeting was the tioners. Along with the buildings, the facilities Entertainment Editor
gether a proposal into the city,” Wicks said. last in the series, focused on a review of the re- will be renovated to meet seismic safety stan- anheinle@stanford.edu
“We’re looking to draft environmental impact port’s Alternative Chapter and Mitigation Mea- dards.
reports that will come out later this fall.” sures. Overall, 1.3 million square feet will be added Vivian Wong
However, the economic crisis has left the Photo Editor
The DEIR is a report written by PBSJ, an en- vtwong@stanford.edu
University with decreased demand for admin- vironmental, architecture and program man- Please see HOSPITAL, page 4
istrative office space, according to Livingston.
Wyndam Makowsky
“While we hope to build out the campus at Opinions Editor
some point after the entitlements are complet-
ed, the University faces less pressure to do so Ivy Nguyen
than was the case a few years ago,” Livingston MONEY Copy Editor
said. “In the aftermath of the financial down-
turn, many administrative positions were elim-
Financial aid undergoes shifts
Cover art by Anastasia Yee
inated, and future staff growth is anticipated to
be slower than in the years leading to the
downturn.”
The 48-acre MidPoint park, formerly an By KABIR SAWHNEY nancial aid, the Office of Financial Aid is “essential-
Ampex research and manufacturing site, also SENIOR STAFF WRITER ly using the same formula” to calculate a family’s
houses the eight-acre Stanford Medicine Out- The Stanford Daily is an independent
expected contribution to the cost of a student’s ed- newspaper published by students of Stan-
patient Center, part of Stanford Hospital & With concerns abounding about the fiscal viabil- ucation. However, the budget did outline several
Clinics. ford University. It has been serving the
ity of the University’s significant financial aid com- changes to the financial aid strategy. These include Stanford community continuously since
The Outpatient Center hosts all outpatient mitments, Stanford announced new changes in its increases in expected student contributions and in
services for orthopaedic surgery and sports 1892. The Stanford Weekly is owned and
2010-11 budget designed to ensure that the pro- the contributions from families with annual in- published by The Stanford Daily Pub-
medicine, dermatology, sleep medicine and gram can continue to meet the “demonstrated fi- comes above $200,000. According to the budget,
pain management. lishing Corp. Letters, columns, cartoons
nancial needs” of all admitted undergraduates. these changes will save $2.5 million in scholarship and advertisements do not necessarily
Currently, 65 percent of the property pur- Projections for next year forecast a drop in the funds next year.
chased by the University in September 2005 is reflect editorial opinion. Copyright ©
overall amount spent on undergraduate financial As of next year, the expected contribution for 2010 The Stanford Daily Publishing
being leased. Tenants include the social net- aid to $124.3 million, the first decrease in well over both new and returning students is set to rise by Corp.
a decade.
Please see REDWOOD, page 12 According to Karen Cooper, the director of fi- Please see FINAID, page 3
FINAID
University and DSA “recently
percent of the overall budget.
reached a tentative agreement on a
To overcome this shortfall, the Uni-
contract.”
versity is dipping into the General
“Given the reductions, layoffs and
Continued from page 2 Fund, with $10 million pledged to fi-
furlough days that many government
nancial aid next year. It will mark the
agencies are experiencing, I am
first time these funds are being used
pleased that the University was able
$250 per year, to a total of $4,750, that for aid since the 2006-07 year. Stanford
to reach an agreement with the DSA
must be contributed before students is also making use of money from the
that includes reasonable salary in-
can be considered for scholarship eli- Stanford Fund and the Tier II Buffer,
creases for DSA members without
gibility. Students meet this require- collectively known as President’s
asking them for reductions,” Wilson
ment through summer and academic funds, to contribute $32.7 million, well
said.
year earnings. above pre-recessionary levels.
Still, the DSA membership must
In addition, Cooper said that the “We’re hoping to be able to [use
ratify the contract before it becomes
Office of Financial Aid has increased these funds] until the endowment re-
official. At present, members have
the campus minimum wage by two bounds,” Cooper said.
only seen the agreement’s highlights,
percent, to about $12 per hour.
presented in a joint memorandum by
“We think students will be able to
handle that $250 increase without any “We think students Stanford University and the DSA.
“We’re going to expose it to our
major impact,” she added.
Families making above $200,000 will be able to membership on [the] first week of
August,” DSA vice president Ken
can also expect to see a bigger bill
Bates said of the full agreement. “I
from the University in the fall.
“In some situations, at those upper
handle that $250 think we should have a vote to ratifi-
cation soon after.”
income levels, our formulas were per-
haps more generous than would be increase without Bates, however, declined to com-
ment on the intricacies of the new
equitable for families,” Cooper said.
“There are some cases at the highest any major impact.” contract. He noted that the DSA is
“not really in a position to talk about
income levels of eligibility, where
— Karen COOPER, the differences between this tenta-
there is more than one family mem-
tive agreement” and the preceding
ber in college, a new applicant might
director of financial aid one until its membership has “full
see a higher expectation.”
awareness of what’s going on” and
While Cooper said that the formu-
places a vote.
las were not changing, financial aid Stanford’s Capital Campaign has
“It’s still a work in progress,” he
officers, who have been generous in also increased its expected contribu-
said.
the past when making allowances for tion to financial aid.
Bates also did not say whether last
family assets and obligations, would Lastly, the budget predicts a three-
year’s budget cuts influenced the
be stricter in awarding aid to families percent drop in the number of stu- JING RAN/The Stanford Daily
drafting process.
at higher income levels. dents requiring need-based financial In the coming weeks, the University and the Deputy Sheriffs’ Association are
But these cuts clearly played a
Adjustments are not being made aid, from 3,350 students to 3,250 in the putting the finishing touches on a new labor contract that will govern wages and
role elsewhere, as DPS took a sizable
to the financial aid program for inter- upcoming academic year. The Uni-
national students, which is distinct versity is therefore expecting that, as
reduction to its budget last year. DPS work conditions for 26 employees of Stanford’s Department of Public Safety.
from the program for U.S. citizens the economy recovers, family fi-
and residents. While domestic admis- nances will rebound and students will
sions are need-blind, admission deci-
sions for international students do
need less support in paying the full
cost of tuition, room and board.
STUDENT LIFE
HOSPITAL
traffic, air quality, preservation of his- In response, PBSJ proposed in the hoped to keep the Stone Building sure of the DEIR, the council meeting
toric buildings and meeting the crite- DEIR a “Village Concept Alterna- Complex intact. disclosed public comments on the ex-
ria of the California Environmental tive,” suggesting that housing be pro- The main concern of the DEIR re- pansion project and its alternatives,
Continued from page 2 Quality Act (CEQA) in renewing the vided in the vicinity for new employees garding the environment was the with arguments typically centering on
Medical Center. to reduce traffic. preservation of the “aesthetically and the relative importance of specific cri-
With regards to traffic, the DEIR as- Another possible alternative to the biologically significant protected trees teria, such as traffic or historical
to the Medical Center, which is sur- serted that expanding the Medical Cen- original project was the preservation at Kaplan Lawn, the FIM 1 Grove and preservation.
rounded by Sand Hill Road, Vineyard ter would have more employees and of a historic building, the Stone Build- along Welch Road.” The University The period for the City Council to
Lane, Quarry Road and Pasteur clients as daily commuters, leading to an ing Complex. The complex, construct- was in favor of the alternative that accept public comments on the project
Drive, and which includes Welch increase in traffic in the area. After ed in 1959, was where Norman aimed to preserve the trees, as the ended on Tuesday, July 27. After dis-
Road and Blake Wilbur Drive. studying various routes, street segments Shumway performed the first heart plans were very similar to the original cussing the DEIR, Palo Alto will now
The chapters of the DEIR dis- and intersections, PBSJ foresaw that transplant in the United States. In the ones. This “Tree Preservation Alter- put together a final Environmental Im-
cussed in the City Council’s meeting congestions could also affect neighbor- University’s plan, the complex would native” proposed relocating some pact Report that will be brought back
identified the impacts of the project ing cities such as Menlo Park. Emissions be taken down for the expansion of trees and avoiding the construction of to the Council in late fall.
and proposed mitigation measures would also increase, damaging the air the Medical Center. The alternative hospital module on Kaplan Lawn.
through seven alternative plans. quality, and noise levels would affect plan in the DEIR, termed the “His- In addition to discussing the Alter- Contact Buyan Pan at buyanpan@
Among the issues addressed were surrounding neighborhoods. toric Preservation Alternative,” natives Chapter and Mitigation Mea- stanford.edu.
N
avigating city streets with the out of his office. “My work is just two kilome-
wind in your hair may come in the ters away, but it takes forever if I’m not in an
form of a Mustang in Los auto. Plus, it’s cheaper.”
Angeles, a Porsche in Berlin or a Though fare meters are built into most
Ferrari in Rome. But in India, the auto-rickshaws, drivers rarely turn them on,
convertible is replaced by a half-size, three- instead accepting whatever fare their passen-
wheeled taxi that many say offers a fuller trav- gers are willing to shell out. Locals say an easy
el experience than any roof-down car: the formula to follow is halving a normal taxi’s
auto-rickshaw. fare for the same distance.
“The auto is open all around — no win- “Really, you could give any fare,” Hari
dows, no doors,” touted Gopal Singh, the said. “If you don’t know a normal taxi’s fare to
owner of three auto-rickshaws that he man- split in half, you could just ballpark it. That’s
ages at a taxi stand outside a New Delhi shop- the beauty of it.”
ping center. “See everything, hear everything. For others, the beauty of the auto-rickshaw
Better than a car.” is its versatility.
Since its introduction in New Delhi in the “I take it to work, I take it to lunch, I take
1970s, the auto-rickshaw’s apple-green car- it to the market and then I take it home,” said
riage and lemon-yellow roof have become Sheena Shah, an office assistant. “And when
trademarks of urban transportation in India. [my friends and I] go out, we all squeeze into
In the capital, the noisy, three-wheeled taxis one. There are no seatbelts or anything.”
buzz like bees around every corner and at Indeed, the layout of the auto-rickshaw’s
every hour of the day. They are so abundant “interior” is as simple as they come. A bench-
that a spokesman for New Delhi’s transport like seat for the driver, which can also fit a pas- DEVIN BANERJEE/The Stanford Daily
department said he didn’t think anyone in his senger, faces a pair of motorcycle handlebars
office had ever really tallied the “tens of thou- instead of a steering wheel. Behind, a passen- An auto-rickshaw waits outside the World Trade Centre in New Delhi for a lunchtime
sands” of rickshaw permits filed in the city. ger row can seat about four. passenger. Nicknamed “tuk-tuk” for the noise of its engine, the three-wheeled auto-rickshaw
“Always find [an] auto,” Singh said, leaning “And then we can sit on each other’s laps,” is the vehicle of choice for commuters and tourists wishing to weave through India’s streets.
on one of his own. “They are everywhere.” Shah laughed. “So really, it can probably fit
There’s good reason for their omnipres- like eight people if you really wanted to pack mode of sightseeing, admitted Bhupinder scenery, one must be exposed to it all.”
ence in urban India. A new auto-rickshaw it in.” Singh, a four-door taxi driver in south New That includes being exposed to the reality
costs about $3,000, said Singh, an amount that For tourists, who tend to visit the Indian Delhi. that in the morning and early evening, flag-
would seem high for a taxi operator were it not capital in fall and spring when the weather is “They like to see out, feel the wind, smell ging down a vacant auto-rickshaw may not be
for the vehicle’s low maintenance cost and temperate, the auto-rickshaw is the preferred the smells,” Singh said. easy.
And hear the noises. In fact, a nickname “I think there’s actually a skill to it. You
often given to the auto-rickshaw is “tuk-tuk,” can position yourself ahead of the others on
for the noise emitted by its small motorcycle the street, or some people actually stand a few
engine. meters into the road so that they can jump into
“The sound is part of [the experience],” the first one that drives up,” Hari said.
said Ariel Tandler, an Australian tourist who “Really, it’s all just part of the auto culture in
has mostly traveled by auto-rickshaw during India.”
the week she’s spent in New Delhi. “If one
really wants to absorb the culture and the Contact Devin Banerjee at devin11@stanford.edu.
BUNNIES!
I’m losing my
Kosslyn Students- head in all these
for-City-Jobs pages!
police.
I
DAILY INTERN Liu.
“It’s amazing to have seen t’s the last few seconds of the quarterfinal of
Jeremy Lin’s basketball ca- such an amazing player develop the World Cup. Tied 1-1 after regulation, the
reer began just a few miles away in such a short period of time,” opposing teams have already played through
from Stanford in a Palo Alto Liu said. “He’s like a little home- most of the 30 minutes of additional time, and
YMCA gym. Now Lin’s star is town hero.” the game looks certain to go to penalties.
rising as a new signee to the At Harvard, Lin began to gain As the clock ticks to zero, your team has one last
Golden State Warriors — but he national attention. Playing main- corner to defend and the opposition scrambles to
hasn’t made it yet, he says. ly as a point guard in his senior score the winner. The ball heads toward the net and
Lin’s story began as a standout season, Lin averaged 16.4 points, you find yourself standing on the goal line, the last
youngster. He took his talents to 4.5 assists, 4.4 rebounds and 2.4 line of defense. What do you do?
Palo Alto High School, where, as steals and was unanimously se- Would you take the high road, desperately flailing
a senior in 2006, Lin led the squad lected for the All-Ivy League with your head and body as you attempt to save it
to a state championship over First Team. After Lin’s 30-point legally? Or would you realize this would only lead to
powerhouse Mater Dei. Despite performance against 12th-ranked you watching the ball hit the back of the net and take
averaging 15 points, seven assists, Connecticut, coach Jim Calhoun a more drastic move, punching it clear with your
six boards and five steals per said, “I’ve seen a lot of teams hands? In short, would you cheat to keep your team
game, Lin did not earn a Division come through here, and he could alive?
I basketball scholarship. He was play for any of them.” Luis Suárez faced exactly that situation in South
accepted to Harvard on academ- After four years at Harvard, Africa, and his actions earned him a red card for a
ic merits and joined its squad. including three as a starter, Lin clear breach of the rules, but also kept Uruguay in the
The early years left an impres- graduated as the college’s all- tournament at the expense of Ghana. The play was
sion on Palo Altans. time leader in games played (115) shown over and over again on TV, and many lam-
“I’ve known Jeremy for a long and fifth in points (1483). basted him for this clear case of gamesmanship. Few,
time through church and he has Although Lin enjoyed a stellar outside of his home country, accepted the notion that
always been a great leader of my senior season at Harvard, he was he really had no choice.
youth group,” said longtime disappointed on draft day when So what would you have done? Is it ever OK to
friend Elaine Liu, who attended he wasn’t selected in either cheat?
the Chinese Church in Christ round. Donnie Nelson, the presi- CHUCK MYERS/MCT As Stanford students we are bound to abide by
with Lin in Mountain View. “He dent of basketball operations for As a guard at Harvard, Jeremy Lin, no. 4 above, made waves as one both the Honor Code and the Fundamental Stan-
has always been a great listener dard in our time on the Farm. The former concen-
and inspiration at church.” of the school's best-ever players. The Paly alumnus will stay close to
trates solely on academic matters, and, I roughly
Lin also inspired other former Please see LIN, page 8 home as he moves into the pros with the Golden State Warriors. paraphrase, it says that students should not cheat or
B
a three-year break from the sport’s competitive side as an
portant. undergraduate student at William and Mary, he hoped to on Oct. 9.
aseball is a game of mis- Opponents of instant replay in use the marathon to see where he stood.
takes. Mistakes made by
pitchers lead to most
baseball fear that it will make games
longer and more drawn out than
Bechtol would eventually stand at the finish line almost Men’s volleyball honored
two minutes before the arrival of the next competitor,
home runs in the major they already are. If we’ve learned Michael Wardian from Arlington, Virg., even though the
for academic achievement
leagues; mistakes made anything from home run reviews, The national champion Cardinal men’s volleyball team
25-year-old had to balance his training with a NASA satel-
by fielders (such as Bill Buckner’s in- however, it’s this: the painless, five- has added another accolade to its historic season.
lite project.
famous gaffe in Game 6 of the 1986 minute sacrifices for these relatively After winning the school’s second national title on May
After preparing for only six weeks, Bechtol knew he
World Series) can give new life to rare occurrences are well worth it. 6, Stanford made history again as the 13th team in the his-
could run at a six-minute mile pace, enough to give him a
whoever’s at the plate. Although close plays in the in- tory of the AVCA Team Academic Award to win both a
shot at doing well.
But the worst of all are mistakes field are much more common than national championship and the academic award. The team
“I knew that 5:30 pace per mile would have been com-
made by umpires. controversial home runs, they had a GPA of 3.54 and is one of two NCAA Division I
petitive in previous years of the San Francisco Marathon,”
Sports are built around the ideal shouldn’t take much time to review, teams (along with Harvard) to win the award, which is
he wrote in an e-mail to the Daily, “So I wasn’t afraid to go
of fair competition, but when an of- either. These plays will be even given to volleyball teams that maintain at least a 3.30 cu-
out with the leaders and use their experience to my advan-
ficial calls a play incorrectly, the quicker to verify with instant replay, mulative team grade-point average.
tage.”
game doesn’t meet this standard. as camera angles near the outfield In addition to this team honor, individual Cardinal ath-
“I went into the day without any particular goal time in
Luckily, most sports now use in- fences are much poorer than those letes were also recognized. A total of nine players from the
mind, but instead with a sense for how my body should feel
stant replay to ensure that officials in the infield. championship squad were named to the Mountain Pacific
at different stages in the race,” he added.
have made the right call. These In the end, instant replay could Sports Federation (MPSF) All-Academic team. The nine
sports responsibly recognize that even save time in many cases, as it
referees are only human, employing would prevent managers from University expands Red Zone included all four Cardinal All-Americans: Brad Lawson,
Evan Romero, Erik Shoji and national player of the year
a backup plan to account for that in
important situations.
throwing a 10-minute tirade every for recent graduates Kawika Shoji.
time a crucial call went the other Moreover, starting middle block Garrett Werner
The list of such sports goes on way. (With Lou Piniella retiring after At the start of the 2010 football season, a special section
for young alumni will be added to the Red Zone to allow earned the Elite 88 Award, which is for the player with the
and on — both the NFL and the US this season, though, the time im- highest GPA in the NCAA Tournament.
Tennis Association use challenge provement might not be noticeable.) them to experience the atmosphere of a student cheering
systems; NBA refs can check Despite the ease of a single infield section while still sitting with their friends and family.
The Red Zone Young Alumni Section, Section 101 in — Joseph Beyda and Kevin Zhang
whether shots got off in time, or review, the time that multiple stop-
whether a shooter’s foot is on the pages take could add up in a game.
three-point line; the NHL even has a This means that the best way to con-
BUDGET TAYLOR
war-room set up in Toronto where duct reviews in baseball would be a Regardless of the setting, these
every goal scored in the league is re- challenge system similar to that used also break the spirit of the Fundamen-
viewed. for football. In the NFL, each team is tal Standard, even if that setting is the
But that list has one conspicuous given two challenges, and a some- Continued from page 7 Continued from page 7 football field, baseball diamond or
absence — baseball. times a conditional third one if both basketball court. Staying silent when a
Though the MLB allows for in- of the other challenges are won, referee makes a mistake might be one
stant replay on home-run calls, clos- while any controversial calls in the funded athletic scholarships in FY09 knowingly allow others to cheat. The thing, knowing that one of your team-
er plays in the infield are left entire- final two minutes of a half are auto- and FY10. latter sets a broader code of conduct mates engineered that error through
ly up to the umpires. matically reviewed by the officials. In FY11, however, $2.5 million for students and stresses “respect for deception or intimidation but still
And they don’t always get it In baseball, this system would set must be transferred from the operat- order, morality, personal honor and keeping quiet is altogether more seri-
right, either. Detroit Tigers pitcher a reasonable limit on managers, pre- ing budget to the financial aid budget the rights of others.” ous. And before you view this as a rant
Armando Galarraga lost his perfect venting games from going long while to pay for the $19.6 million in schol- In the extreme, breaking either of against athletes, I include all of you in
game with two outs in the ninth on ensuring justice in the all-important arships for varsity athletes. Athletic these could lead to expulsion from the the stands, too.
June 2 when umpire Jim Joyce made ninth inning. Some adjustments scholarships have increased from University. Every fan has berated or at least
a bad call at first, while the San Fran- would have to be made — a manag- $18.9 million last year in accordance Most all Stanford students are criticized a referee for a bad call that
cisco Giants lost on July 18 after um- er with an extra review could use it with the tuition increase. here for academics first, but for many has hurt their team. Few have done
pire Phil Cuzzi missed a call on a to delay while a new pitcher warms In the next few years, Talbott the athletic department is also a huge the same when getting a lucky call.
play at the plate. up — but a feasible framework for said, the department will make a part of their life. The demands of var- Maybe they’ll admit later, with some
Does it make any sense to reward instant replay is already in the hands fundraising push to bridge the finan- sity sports are no different than those embarrassment, that the referee got it
the team that should lose when there of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. cial aid gap. of professional sports, and so is the wrong, but they’ll more than happily
are viable instant replay systems out Whatever impact instant replay “We have a plan to raise $25 mil- pressure. Many student-athletes reap the benefits from that mistake.
there, just waiting to be used? may have on the length of games, at lion in new scholarship endow- across the country are quite literally While blatant acts like Suárez’s
The MLB did take a positive step its core the issue is one of fairness. ments which, combined with mod- playing for their futures, and a bad “save” are comparatively rare, this
forward by instituting home run re- And if the MLB doesn’t want to est increases in endowment pay- performance, or a string of them, form of subtle dishonesty is deeply in-
view in 2008. Instant replay was used make baseball fair, there’s only one outs, will allow us to again fully could lead to them losing their schol- grained in all sports. The Honor Code
on home run calls six times in just the other way the sport can be. fund athletic scholarships through arship, losing their education and los- and Fundamental Standard might
first month and a half under the rule. Foul. endowment payouts within a few ing everything they have worked and scream in protest, but the upside of
Yet instant replay in baseball still years,” he said. trained so hard for. this is that the cheating is so wide-
doesn’t extend far enough. While Joseph Beyda is holding tryouts for A rare few succumb to this pres- spread that the playing field remains
the difference between a home run new umpires. Send him your resumé Contact Marisa Landicho at landicho@ sure and cheat in extreme ways: taking surprisingly level.
and a double (in the case of fan in- at josephbeyda@comcast.net. stanford.edu. steroids and illegal drugs that could di- It’s difficult to say it is alright to
rectly threaten their health, cynically cheat in sports, but trying to hold play-
lashing out at their opposition when ers and fans to the same high stan-
A
new website has gone viral. It’s called succeeded in this. But he also seems to want author’s message. “I write like” has no way of
“I write like,” and you can find it at people to write better: your result comes with knowing whether my subplots, metaphors or
http://iwl.me. Enter any text and it tells a link to “On Writing,” by Stephen King. I’m motifs constructively interact with my overall
you which, of the works of 50 famous authors, sure many find this confusing. I’ve just been concept. I’m not saying it’s impossible, but this
the writing is most similar to. The software was
developed by a Russian computer program-
patted on the back for writing like James
Joyce, why would I bother with pointers from
“I write like” has no way of definitely looks like the wrong tree to me. If
Holden Caulfield was real, if he had written
mer, living in Montenegro, who claims it uses a pop novelist? “Catcher in the Rye” as an account of his
a simple Bayesian algorithm (like a spam fil-
ter!) to determine likeness. Among the fea-
First I thought that the application could be
made much more valuable very easily, without
knowing whether my experience, it wouldn’t be a great work of lit-
erature. It would be the journal of a relatively
tures considered are: vocabulary, sentence- altering the algorithm. Similarity is subjective,
length and the frequency of commas or peri-
ods. It is an excellent toy.
and the software is certainly picking out some-
thing. If we extended the database to include a
subplots, metaphors or ordinary, troubled youth. A different message,
but, to “I write like,” an identical style. As it is,
“Catcher” is a forceful exploration of authen-
I discovered I write my column like
Margaret Atwood and was flattered. “Good
few classes of writing other than The Best, the
majority of text might gravitate to the more motifs constructively ticity and identity. The first-person voice con-
fronts the issue of perspective. It adopts a con-
job!” the HTML badge said. I thought so too. ordinary genres. If we included Lourdes’ fash- versational, introspective tone, because that
Then, I read that someone found that Mel
Gibson drunkenly rants like Margaret
ion blog, for example, my best friends’ 9th-
grade Xanga entries would likely be much interact with my overall feels authentic while consciously being an arti-
fice. And the narrator is the way he is because
Atwood. Who, in turn, is supposed to write more “like” it than the writing of J. D. the people most actively reflective about these
like Stephen King (she tweeted this result her-
self). I discovered that Madonna’s preteen
Salinger. There could even be an option to add
your writing to the database whenever you concept. issues are self-obsessed, obnoxious teenagers.
If I, instead of Lourdes, had written, “so
daughter has been proven to blog like analyze it, filling out a short survey on the I’m gonna bring my camera to East London
Vonnegut, which made me choke a little, and work — when was it written, is it published, and take pictures of cool looking people and
finally, I discovered I write my emails like the age of the author, that kind of thing. Sure lenge and work to “beat” the program. come off as weird cuz I’m gonna ask people to
David Foster Wallace and was flattered. Good it’d probably be less popular, but under these I thought for a while about how satisfying it like stand still so I can take pics of them . . . “
job, Rosie. Good job. conditions, if your writing turned up as “David would be to have that badge, which you could in an epistolary novel, it might come close to
With the exception of the “Dan Brown” Foster Wallace” and not “67 percent of emails tack onto your C.V. along with your SAT and qualifying as a work truly in the style of
result, which has inspired the indignation of between friends aged 18-30,” that might mean IQ scores. Take that, New Yorker, I’d say. Salinger. But “I write like” wouldn’t know it.
many a netizen, the website is vacuously vali- something. And many people who considered Reject the fiction I submitted in high school
dating. The creator said he wanted to encour- themselves excellent writers, but were ana- will you? Well, I wrote that story like Proust, Write like Rosie? Let her know at rcima@
age people to write more, and he’s probably lyzed to be ordinary, would rise to the chal- and some statistics, somewhere, say so! It has stanford.edu.
Matt Weiner is
not afraid to drop
us in medias res
with not only plot
but even character
development.
Courtesy of AMC
At the start of the fourth season of “Mad Men,” the AMC series about an advertising agency in the middle of the 20th century, Don Draper (Jon
Hamm) experiences a number of challenges. How he rises to meet them relates the core themes of the show to this season’s very altered status quo.
T
he sheer scope of the Odysseus from leaving their the production give the show a
“Odyssey” would seem to islands. sense of interconnectedness and
preclude theatrical adapta- Odysseus himself is played by naturalism. We are presented with
tion. The story leaps from island five different cast members a story told more than 2,700 years
to island with a multitude of char- throughout, changing actors in a ago, and it remains resonant
acters. Its narrative tropes, too, are way that highlights the talents of today. “The Wanderings of
anything but performance-friend- each. When Odysseus is adventur- Odysseus” is alternately exciting,
ly. Third-person narration is ellip- ing on the high seas, Alex funny, moving and majestic, whol-
tical and verbose, frequently Ubokudom takes the reins with a ly unique in a time when story-
employing paragraph-long “epic wry wink. Paul Baird demon- telling is dominated by exploita-
similes” that are pretty much strates the hero’s skill with diplo- tion and spectacle.
exactly what they sound like. macy. And when the epic power of “The Wanderings of Odysseus”
To perform this tale in a way a storyteller must be invoked, the plays through Aug. 15. Tickets are
that is not only comprehensible booming presence of L. Peter $20, $10 for students. More infor-
but also entertaining seems next to Callendar steps into the charac- mation and show times are at sum-
impossible, but Rush Rehm and ter’s shoes. While at times the mertheater.stanford.edu.
Stanford Summer Theater have transitions from actor to actor can
managed to do both. be jarring, the switches are justi- — sam JULIAN
The production follows the first fied and well chosen. Odysseus contact sam:
12 books of Homer’s “The himself is slippery and clever, a ssjulian@stanford.edu Courtesy of Stefanie Okuda
Odyssey,” abridged and adapted trickster hero in the vein of Anansi
for the stage. It begins, as the or Brer Rabbit, and the technique
books do, with Odysseus trapped effectively emulates that.
on an island, the consort of a god- Whoever isn’t playing a char-
dess but pining for home. He is set acter serves as a dynamic Greek
free by the Olympians and washes chorus, adding commentary and
ashore at the court of the seafaring color as the plot moves forward.
Phaeacians, where he recounts the The choreography is deftly exe-
many adventures that led to his cuted, and movement is lively
arrival. and varied. The actors climb
The performance is intimate, through rafters and swing on
featuring a cast of only 10, each ropes, inventing and creating a
sharing portions of the narration new space on the stage. The min-
and assuming roles as needed. imalist approach to props is par-
This technique is used to great ticularly innovative. Cloth, wood
advantage. Each actor’s perfor- and rope are used in so many dif-
mances emphasize particular ferent manners you wonder why
moods and draw parallels between one would bother with anything
characters. For example, more elaborate. The show asks
Courtney Walsh plays both the audience members to use their
goddess Calypso and the fearful imaginations. Ordinary objects,
Cyclops. Though physically and such as a blue scarf, are imbued
emotionally opposite, they both with complex symbolism through
demonstrate misapplications of repeated use.
hospitality when they prevent The intimacy and sparseness of
BRIDGE
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Bridge is a partnership game, sim- On Saturday, the team made it
ilar to Spades, in which players work through round-robin eliminations in
with their partners to try to earn third place, advancing to the semifi-
Continued from page 3 “tricks,” or sets of cards. During each nals. They were defeated on Sunday
hand, one pair is on the “offense” and afternoon by Yale, which had placed
tries to collect a number of tricks that first in the round robin. Stanford later
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