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WOMAN: If it wasn’t for the crime map app my phone would have been in
my pocket and not out on display for thieves.
POLICEMAN: We have no liability of how you use your phone, unless you’re
using it for illegal reasons. (BEAT) Are you using your phone
for illegal reasons? You do resemble a phone scam ringleader.
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POLICEMAN: That’s the spirit and probably true. My best advice is buy a
cheap phone, therefore when this happens again, it will be less
costly to replace.
WOMAN: How will I figure out the safest route home, the application only
works on expensive smart phones?
POLICEMAN: It’s kind of ironic that it only works on phones that are worth
stealing. It’s almost poetic justice, without the justice of course.
WOMAN: You haven’t been very helpful; I want to take your number.
POLICEMAN: But how will you call me? You’ve lost your phone.
WOMAN: No, I want your badge number. Not your phone number.
POLICEMAN: I thought women had a thing for men in uniforms. Oh, I’m not a
police officer, by the way.
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WOMAN: Then what in the world are you doing in that get up?
WOMAN: Why?
WOMAN: Petty crimes like that won’t drive down prices; you’d need to
mug someone to make an effect.
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