DiPELS Annual Day (skit)
Ok enough of History. You, sitting on the last bench. Tell me what didColumbus discover??
But I can’t tell you sir?
Why?Don’t you know the answer?
I can’t break my promise. It’s a secret between Columbus and me. Hetold me not to tell anyone.
But where did you meet him?
At my home. He is my best friend. He discovered that our neighbour’sdog “Amrica’ had given birth to 9 puppies and Columbus is going to take onepuppy home. But sir don’t tell anyone about this discovery otherwise Columbuswill kill me.
You must write in your book “Columbus discovered America”100 times.
But Sir I’m not the right student to take the punishment.
Why? You deserve to be punished.
I’m a proxy. My friend is busy in Ganesh festival celebration so I’vecome instead of him.What is this? Mr. Teacher I’m going to report this to higher authority. I mean, astudent is sitting in as a proxy....ridiculous.
You are absolutely right Sir, but sir I’m not the right person. I’m also aproxy. My brother who is the teacher has gone on election duty. So.......We have toadjust sometimes.
What? I want to see the principal.
: I want to see the Principal.(Both go to the Principal’s cabin)
: Welcome Sir. Any problem?
: Problem? Everything is a problem here. Your students don’t knowanything. There are proxy students and a proxy teacher. I’ll report this matter. Ican’t it take anymore.
: You are right Sir, but the problem is...... I’m not the right person. I’m aproxy too. My friend is busy in his daughter’s marriage. Yesterday afternoon wegot the news of this inspection and.....there was no choice but to have
: Thank God.
Principal and the teacher
:(surprised look on their faces) Thank God?Seema K. & Sachin G.