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SMALL CRIMES ARE DIFFICULT TO DETECT - BY IAN STROUD INT.

POLICE STATION A one-way mirror blocks POLICE OFFICER and WITNESS from 5 men of similar stature and look, and one man who is 3 feet tall. POLICE OFFICER Alright sir, 180,000 bottles of airplane liquor have disappeared from JFK airport over the last year and youre the only witness to the crime. Can you tell me which man is responsible? Witness looks for a quarter of a beat. WITNESS It was the short one. POLICE OFFICER (baffled) Really? I would have placed money on the guy with the beard. BLACKOUT.

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