A18 | NATION

MONDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2012

THE

QUESTION

The Real $64,000 Question

Lord Monckton offers Michelle Obama $64,000 for charity if her husband and the State of Hawaii will allow Sheriff Joe Arpaios experts to verify his sealed birth records

onald Trump has offered to donate $5 million to any charity of your choice if you release your college records just like previous occupants of the Oval Ofce.

Some errors that impressed the judges, with the odds against each error being accidental: Registrars signature-stamp all on one electronic layer, so it can be moved: 100:1 against (actually impossible) Registrars datestamp ditto: 100:1 (impossible). Multiple 1-bit monochrome electronic layers and one 8-bit color layer: 60:1. Experts twice found no such pattern in 600 leoptimization programs. Line spacing anomalies 10:1, letter spacing 20:1. Certicate number out of sequence 25:1; fathers birth date wrong 40:1; use of African 20 years before common use, against written rules 25:1; miscoded statistical data 25:1 (government estimate). White-haloed text 10:1; chromatic aberration absent 100:1 (actually impossible). Wrongly-worded abstract on short-form certicate 100:1; twodigit year on selective service stamp against DoD rules 100:1; non-CT citizen holds CT social security number 100:1. If all these errors are accidental they are independent events, so the odds that all of them occurred accidentally in respect of one person are the product of the individual probabilities: 1 in 75 sextillion, or 0.00000000000000000000001. The truth could be settled in ve minutes. Just let the posse do its work. You are rightly worried that people no longer believe you was born in the United States. Hawaii is tired of answering queries about your birth. So these are the obvious questions: Why wont you and Hawaii agree to let the Sheriffs posse inspect the original documents? What have you got to hide? Its total transparency time, Barry.

I will trump Trump by donating $64,000 to Michelles favorite charity when you and Hawaii open just two records to deputies acting for Sheriff Arpaio of Maricopa County, AZ. The two records his posse want to see are the original bound volumes of Hawaiian birth certicates for 1961 and the Kapiolani Hospitals 1961 birth record bound records. Thats all. The posse went to Hawaii this summer and asked to examine these records. Hawaii refused. As soon as the investigators tell me you and Hawaii have given them the access they want, my check goes to Michelles charity. This offer is serious. The funds are in escrow now. I challenge you to answer the $64,000 question. Will you prove the document on the White House website is your genuine long-form birth certicate from Hawaii? Or is it a forgery? In the 1960s Hawaii let its citizens register their foreign-born children as Hawaiian-born. Is that why two Hawaiian newspapers listed your birth? Do some good by proving me wrong. I am no birther, but your birth certicate is bogus. Is the President the President? (at moncktononline.com) details the forgery. Wherever you were born, the White House website is the most visible crime-scene in history. A crime has been and continues to be committed there. A forgery is a forgery is a forgery. Your rst executive order, made on your rst full day as President, sealed all of the records Trump and I want to see. Why abuse your executive power by this cover-up? Alabamas Supreme Court has ruled that evidence before it, if presented to the appropriate forum, would raise serious questions about the authenticity of both the short-form and the long-form birth certicates of President Barack Hussein Obama that have been made public.

PS: I notice that although you said you would cut the decit you inherited in half by the end of your rst term, it has risen from $10 trillion to $17 trillion. By coincidence, this increase amounts to $64,000 per taxpayer, according to CSN News. So I am offering to pay your increase of the national debt.