Boro Bugle

Seasonal festive edition. Dec 2012

Smithsons Fish and Chips food of true athletes and with our attractive frying staff its almost like Hooters!
So we havent been de-commissioned yet and we wont be shut up, November brought up some controversial issues at NMB and we are going to discuss them all. there the two had made up Gaffer and Chairman and seamlessly forgot about fall out the incident. Its true, a very public spat after the game at Grove Tavern, Boro battled their way to a 4-2 defeat but this wasnt good enough for Chairman Stephen Murphy. Murphy was heard screaming in an Andy Brix style rant IF THIS TEAM Davies and Murphy pictured after Grove Tavern match DOESNT PICK UP SOME ******* POINTS ******* SOON WITHOUT A ******* TEAM Love is in the FOREFITTING, YOULL BE OUT air? OF A ******* JOB. Several After the oversight of not witnesses heard this and heard making Roy Hodgsons squad the response from manager for Euro 2012, Gaffer Davies, Jonathan Davies, ARE YOU his saucy secretary Frosty and ******* KIDDING ME, NO ONE big Jim went to Ukraine to WOULD ******* WORK FOR support the national side in YOU ANYWAY, NO ******* there bid for glory. Love was TRANSFER BUDGET, NO ONE struck up not between Davies GETS ******* PAID, THERE ARE and his secretary but Jim and a CHILDREN WORKING IN A stranger named Stuart. ******* SWEAT SHOP IN BAGHDAD THAT GET PAID MORE AND HAVE BETTER ******* WORKING CONDITIONS THAN ME. Witnesses say the two were about to come to blows when Murphy said I need a cigarette to which Davies said do you want to Jim and Stuart celebrating after the Sweden borrow one of mine. From game

So we move to today and welcome NMB new signing Stuart. This new signing has just come out of thin air with Jim being very coy on the matter. For the first few weeks of Stuarts arrival at Boro, Jim was surprisingly absent. However during the Shamrock game the two were in the line up together with Stuart in a normal buoyant mood but Jim a little nervous throughout the game. Frosty and Davies have been quiet on the issue and can only speculate on what happened in Ukraine and as a collective we can only speculate whats happening on British shores. However rumour has it Jim has booked a holiday of a lifetime on a cruise liner full of cougars. Welcome to NMB Stuart!