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IBIGE:
The Portal – The Canterville Ghost by Oscar Wilde
JULIA:
Oscar Wild was a world famous Irish writer and play writer. The Canterville
Ghost is one of his most well-known novels. It’s a story about a ghost, but it’s
not really scary. Horror can actually be quite fun, when you play with all its
ingredients: like rattling chains, squeaking doors, mysterious steps, and all that
stuff.
IBIGE:
But seriously, what frightens you the most? Our reporter Ebba went to town to
ask people.
“-It’s to be like under water, you can’t come up, but you can see, but you can’t
come up, and you drown. It’s horrible, I think.
- I don’t really know, but I’m really afraid of the darkness.
- I think it’s to be stuck, like, to get trapped.
IBIGE:
What would you do if you bought a castle that happened to be haunted by an
old ghost? And what would the ghost do if you weren’t even afraid of him?
That is what happens to the poor ghost of Canterville chase.
JULIA:
The American family Otis is just about to buy a lovely castle in the British
countryside. The seller, lord Canterville, tries to warn them.
“Lord Canterville”, answered Mr Otis, “I will buy both the house and the ghost. I
come from a modern country, and we can buy nearly everything in America, but
not ghosts, so if there really is a ghost in the house, we can send it home to
America, and people will pay to go and see it.”
“Perhaps there are no ghosts in your country, but our ghost has been in the
house for 300 years, and it always appears before the death of one of the
family”
“Well, so does the family doctor, Lord Canterville. But there are no ghosts, sir, in
any country, not even in famous old British families.”
“Very well”, said Lord Canterville, “if you’re happy to have a ghost in the house,
that’s all right. But please remember that I did tell you about it”
INTERVIEW:
It seems like it should be against our nature to seek out things that frighten us.
Still many people enjoy watching horror movies. Why? What is the thrill in
being scared?
“-It’s on the whole, like, the atmosphere. You’re really scared, but you know
that it’s not true. So, you’re sort of frightened, but still safe.
- Yeah, it’s just so cosy…
- And like for example, your mum comes home, and you hear the door and
everybody FREAKS OUT!! That’s... it’s just so fun, it’s like a memory that you
get, that you’re just going to keep forever.”
”Heh, heh, heh, heh, - I brought you here for one reason, to see you guys suffer
– heh, heh, heh - You must kill Ruth with this gun, I have in my hand, OR, I will
torture you till insanity by telling you what happens in tonight’s episode of
Criminal minds”
Interview continues…
“-Why do you think it’s so close from being scared to becoming funny?
- I don’t know. I actually don’t know why it’s so close to actually being funny. It
just is.
- Yeah.
JULIA:
Death is really a basic horror feature and the history of the old Canterville
chase is full of it. There have been murders and there are blood stains on the
carpet. The Otis family buys the house, despite all warnings. Now they are
WILDE 2:
“They followed her into the library, a long dark room with high windows at one
end. Here, tea was ready for them, so they took off their coats and sat down.
Suddenly, Mrs. Otis saw a dark red stain on the floor, near the fireplace. “Is that
a stain there on the floor?” she asked. “Yes, Mrs Otis”, said Mrs Umney quietly,
“it’s a blood stain.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” cried Mrs Otis, “I can’t have blood
stains on my floor. It must go!” The old woman smiled and again answered in a
quiet voice. “It is the blood of Lady Eleanore de Canterville”, she said, “her
husband, Sir Simon de Canterville, murdered her in 1575, while she was
standing, just there. The blood stain is famous. Visitors come here specially to
see it. People have tried to clean it, but it will not go away.”
“Of course it will!” cried Washington Otis, Mrs Otis’s elder son. “Pinkerton’s
famous stain cleaner will clean it up in a second.” And before the housekeeper
could stop him, he was cleaning the floor with a small black stick. A minute
later, the blood stain was gone. “There you are”, he said smiling at the others,
“Pinkerton can clean anything”. But at these words the storm outside suddenly
began. A terrible flash of lightning lit up the room and a second later came a
late crash of thunder”
KEITH FOSTER:
Oscar Wilde wasn’t funny. Oscar Wilde was something else. He was witty.
That’s like being funny and clever at the same time.
Not funny like…hahahahaha!
Witty is more… hmhmhm!
Like this one he said:
Yes, you can plan what’s on your gravestone all your life, but the hard thing is
being witty on the spur of the moment. At the right time, with no chance to
prepare, like:
at a party, if someone complains about your hair, or something.
Some people have the gift of the witty or quickly like that. One of them was the
British Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill. At a party a woman criticised him
for being drunk. He reacted, just like that, by saying. “I may be drunk, but you
are ugly. And in the morning I’ll be sober.”
WILDE 3:
“He got out of bed and listened carefully. A strange noise went on and he also
heard the sound of footsteps. Then he put on his shoes, took a small bottle from
his cupboard and opened the door of his room. There, in the moonlight, was an
old man with eyes as red as fire. His grey hair was long and dirty, his clothes
were old and full of holes, and there were heavy metal chains around his arms
and legs. “My dear man”, said Mr. Otis, “you really must put some oil on those
noisy chains. I’ve brought you a bottle of Tammany Sun Oil, which is very good.
Everybody in America uses it. I’ll leave it here for you and I’ll be happy to give
you some more when you need it.”
For a second or two the Canterville ghost stood still. He was so angry. Then he
knocked the bottle of oil on to the floor and hurried away. A strange green light
came from his body, and he gave a long and terrible cry that rang through the
house.
“For 300 years”, he said to himself, “I have been the best and the most famous
ghost in the country. Everybody, EVERYBODY, has been afraid of me! There was
the Duchess Dowager did not know that I put skeleton hands on her shoulders,
IBIGE:
Actor Stephen Rappaport read from The Canterville Ghost , retold by John
Ecsott, published by Oxford university press. Emilia Mellberg met Johanna
Jannson-Wahlgren, Emily Sandersjöö and Sally Bagheri and class 9 AB in
Rödabergsskolan, Stockolm. You also heard Ebba Stenbeck and Keith Foster.
JULIA:
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