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Lunatics Love UFOs

By Elton Camp Unidentified objects often appear in the sky But that sure doesnt mean that aliens fly An important fact the lunatic fringe does curse Light velocity is the speed limit of the universe The next nearest star is four light years away What, to a reasonable person, does that say? Unless aliens dont have to eat or drink Could they make that long trip, you think? Even if to this earth they could somehow get How could they possibly get much benefit? They would be vastly more advanced than we What, of value to them, could they possibly see? Kill cows and abduct some ignorant hillbilly? Doesnt that seem, to you, extremely silly? Those who believe in aliens, ignorance reveal By claiming there is a vast conspiracy to conceal UFO believers, to convince others do your worst But expect rational folks to laugh until they burst

Yeah, sure. Santa and his elves are real too

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