It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it.

We all laughed at the concept. Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initia l roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS. "What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself. After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding anothe r shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers. "Dude hold on," Steve smiled. "What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor. Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bow l from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was. "What the shit fuck is that Steve?" I asked "Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" He seemed excited. "Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you..." I was cut off. "Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse. "Fine fucker I'll do it." I was becoming erect already. "How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die. "Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" I shouted, ne arly waking our sleeping companions. "Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit." "Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly. " I was erect again. We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked dow n upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock. They were Honey Nut. Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrus ted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my memb er. The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffe r and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling. I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mi xed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing haste ned. "I fucking love cheerios," I said with a smile. Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter. I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt... interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle.

Finally I settled on bananas. They eerio inspired orgasms had doubled spicious. I had never ate cheerios I was going through a box per day. w I had to be careful.

were the missing part of the equation. The ch in strength, but my roommates were growing su in the two years we'd lived together and now And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I kne

I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn' t remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with to uching God. It was a fair trade. With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed. "But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls. I had cheerios. I carefully poured the bowl of cheerios into the deepest bowl I could find. I de licately sliced one whole banana and placed it meticulously around the bowl. "This is going to be a great night," I thought. I snuck outside to let the cheerios moisten, my PENIS throbbing in anticipation. My mouth moist as if the cheerios had some Pavlovian effect on me. I snuck inside quickly and plunged my cock straight into their cool, soft innard s. I thrust my head back in pleasure as the banana slices gently caressed the si des of my swollen prick. It had been only a few minutes, but showers of cum spra ng from my PENIS mixing into the milky broth. A quiet whisper escaped my lips. I began to cleanup and headed to the sink to was h the dish when I heard it. What are you doing?" My roommate Lynn stood there barely awake. "I uh just having a bowl of cheerios," I smiled. "I'm fucking hungry and you keep eating them. Now I'm craving em. Hand em over." I was erect again. She eagerly filled her mouth with my magic potion of cheerios, banana's, and sem en infused milk. "God this is good. No wonder you like it so much," She said as little streams of milk poured down her chin. "Heh, you're getting it all over yourself," I said. "Oh, I'll get it," She licked her chops in a way that made gave my rod a new pre cum finish. "This is so much better than usual - what did you add?" "Se-se-se-seenamon," I sputtered. "It doesn't taste like cinnamon, but it does taste really familiar," I always kn ew she was a slut. She looked as if she winked at me, but I played it off as if my eyes were playin g tricks on me. She sloppily finished off the bowl and hopped up on counter. She put the bowl in the sink and placed her hands next to her. "I always knew you were a Cheerio fucker," This time she definately winked at me

. >> Anonymous 02/14/08(Thu)21:22:42 No.54172904 Life had been good since Lynn called me out about my new addiction. The truth wa s she loved the subtle semen taste mixed with milk as her ex used to cum in her soy milk when he was mad at her. She caught him doing it but had already develop ed a taste for it. So our relationship started. I would sneak out of my room late at night and plun ge my rod deep into a bowl. The thought of her devouring it the next day made ha rder than I thought possible and when I came it was, well, amazing. My life had taken a turn for the best and I was loving every minute of it. About two weeks into our relationship Lynn informed all of us roommates that her Sister and her daughter would be staying with us for a couple of days because o f a fire at their house. I guess money was tight and they couldn't really afford a hotel. Nobody really objected, but inside I was in turmoil. Could I really ge t away from my dark cereal obsession for a couple of days? I would have to try I couldn't risk them finding out. They showed up a that night and I could barely hold back the urge to plunge my c ock into a bowl of oatmeal Lynn's sister made for her daughter. It was an idea I hadn't considered, but noted I must try. >> Anonymous 02/14/08(Thu)21:23:42 No.54173007 We spent the rest of the night watching boring sitcoms on TV until everyone deci ded to get to sleep. I laid on my bed for what seemed like hours. I couldn't hold back anymore. My er ection had formed a circus tent on my bed and I knew what I had to do. I snuck out of my room as I had so many times in the last few months and down th e stairs. Lynn's niece was sleeping in her room, but Lynn's sister was asleep on the couch in that was less than 10 feet from the kitchen. If I was to do this I 'd have to be stealthful, but the noises I made while fucking cheerios were ungo dly. So I had another plan. I'd fuck them in the bathroom. I poured myself a bowl and snuck quietly into the bathroom near the stairs. I ga ve myself a few quick strokes to get me hard then I plunged right in. The cool m ilk creeped up my urethra and gave me a sort of numb sensation. I almost came ri ght then, but I held back. My erect cock hit the bottom of the bowl like a sledg e hammer of meat. I groaned as the soft but gritty texture of the cheerios rubbe d against my sensitive PENIS. Pressure began building in my balls as the slapped against the outside of the bowl. I stopped and smiled for a second before resum ing my unholy act. And then it happened. I came but the sensation of fucking the cheerios so close to someone else took over and I came again - both ejaculations twice my normal s ize. I groaned loudly, but quickly caught myself. I grinned to myself as I played the scene of Lynn eating these tomorrow in front of her sister and niece. She would barely be able to contain herself. I walked to the door and went to open it, but as I approached I noticed I was ha rd again. A warm feeling washed over me. One more load wouldn't hurt, right? Yet I didn't sleep for long. I woke up early and went downstairs. I didn't watch

to chance missing the show. I wanted to see Lynn get as worked up as she normal ly did when she swallowed her first bite of my cum and cheerios concoction. She had gotten so worked up about a month ago that she had started fingering her self as she ate. I'm sure most guys would have gone crazy to the sight, but I wa s fixated on the soggy lumps of over-worked cheerios. As I walked downstairs I heard the voices of Lynn and her sister. I hadn't reall y caught their names since I had been preoccupied with my secret so I figured no w was a good time. "Good morning guys!" I smiled at both of them as they sat on the couch and watch ed morning cartoons. "Good morning," they both didn't look up. "My names Jack. I don't think I got your names though," I put on a fake smile. "Well my names Karen and this little terror is Stephanie," She smile back at me as she pointed to her daughter, Lynn's niece. "Well it's a pleasure to meet you guys. Mind if I join you for some TV? I love t his show." I wedged in the seat next to Karen and zoned out waiting for Lynn to come downst airs. About 20 minutes later she did. She was dressed in a tiny mini skirt and a sports bra. She looked fantastic. It was the first time since cheerios I had actually been turned on my a woman. She mumbled a greeting and walked to the refrigerator. I became hard with antici pation and did my best to shift my position as to not alert Karen or Stephanie. Lynn's eyes widened as she looked into the fridge. I could see her knees weaken a bit and she let out a little bit of a groan. "Are you okay?" Karen asked her. "Uh, um, yeah. I'm just feeling a little sick." Lynn lied. "Oh, well if you need anything let me know. I can't thank you enough for letting us stay her. You too Jack." Just then something terrible happened. Stephanie, who couldn't have been more th an 5 years old piped up. "Mommy I'm hungry!" She said. Lynn's facial expression became devious. Mine became horrified. We both knew wha t was about to happen. Lynn spoke before I could. "Well we're out of breakfast foods really. But there is a bowl of cheerios in th e fridge if you're hungry Stephanie." "I love cheerios," Stephanie sat right up and headed to the breakfast table. "They're a little soggy. Is that okay?" Lynn was clearly getting off on the idea . I hate to admit it, but I was too. Precum was oozing off my cock like the firs t time Lynn ate my cheerios. Lynn handed her the bowl and a spoon and sat down next to here with a glass of O J. Karen asked us if we could watch her while she took a shower and Lynn agreed. "Why don't you join us Jack," Lynn smiled at me and I eagerly got up and headed for the table.

I sat down next to Lynn and noticed that she had already started playing with he rself under the table. I smiled at her and she winked at me. She took a sip of her orange juice and gently moved her hand out of her crotch a nd into my lap. She undid the button and tugged on my erect cock and gently star ted stroking it. Meanwhile Stephanie was about to eat the cheerios. She was about to take her fir st bite when my conscience kicked in. "Hey Stephanie," I said. "Hi Jack," She put the spoon down. "What if I take you out for some pancakes instead?" I smiled. "I love pancakes even more than cheerios!" She smiled. "But I mommy told me not to waste food!" Stephanie looked sad. "Well maybe Lynn will eat them," I smiled at Lynn but she wasn't having any of i t. "No I'm not hungry. Jack why don't you eat them." As she spoke her grip tightene d on my PENIS and the stroking stopped. "Yeah Jack, can you please eat them?" Stephanie's pleading eyes caught me off gu ard and I knew my fate. "Alright, I'll eat them. Then we'll go out for pancakes okay?" I gulped. I had n ever considered it but my cock was growing and Lynn could tell. She started stro king again. Her pace quickened as the cheerios got closer. I took my first bite and nearly came as it washed down my throat. The strong hon ey nut flavor was complimented by the subtle saltiness of my own semen. I was wo rried that I might have been disgusted, but all hesitation was gone now. I was t horoughly enjoying every bite. I could see now why Lynn loved it so much. Each salty bite was like a wave of passion flooding over me and I could feel Lyn n stroking my faster than before. The pressure was building and I knew I had lim ited time before I d explode in a wave of euphoria. Normally I wouldn t care, but St ephanie was still eagerly watching me devour my tainted cereal. Stephanie - why don t you go and get dressed? I m almost done and I know you re hungry. Okay! She hopped up from the chair and disappeared upstairs. She was just in time to because as I heard the door slam Lynn dropped to her kne es and slid my already pulsing PENIS into her mouth and then deep into her throa t. She gagged a something I can only assume was sexy as I put the bowl to my lip s and began to suck the thick milk and jizz mixture; slurping as loud as I possi bly could. I finally finished coming and Lynn sat back in her chair. You have a really small PENIS, Jack She laughed. Hey at least it s circumcised! This time I laughed. Yeah, I can t stand uncut guys. But seriously it s kinda small. You re lucky your semen is like nectar. I can t get enough. She licked her lips to show me she wasn t kiddin g. That s good to hear. Thanks for that by the way. You almost compare to cheerios. A few months had pass since Lynn s family left and I had kept up on my cheerios fu cking adventures. Lynn still enjoyed her morning bowl and I had now upped it to four loads. But like any relationship things had become less exciting. I needed

something to spice things up to make things the way they used to be. I had let L ynn in on it, but she wasn t very much help. Why don t you just fuck me? I m pretty hot and I can take a dick well, It was the only thing she really said and I just couldn t bring myself to do it. It was too diffe rent and frankly kind of grossed me out. But then I had an epiphany. Maybe it was time for a fantasy I had always had. My dick was already 4 inches deep into a bowl of cheerios as I came to the concept . It was time to try corn flakes. I went down to the local grocer and could barely contain my anticipation as I ap proached the cereal isle. Euphoria hit me like a sack of bricks as I walked down the glorious aisle. I had been here many times, but the concept of a new cereal made this experience new. It was like I had broken up with a girlfriend and cou ld simply pick a new one for the price of $3.99 (or 2 for $5 with a club card). My erection was obvious as I side stepped an older lady to get to the corn flake s. I m sure she saw it, but I didn t care. A white box with a giant rooster on becko ned me. It was almost as if it was meant to be. I started to leave the aisle but something didn t feel right. I immediately figured out what it was. We were out o f cheerios at home. I picked up a few boxes of cheerios with a grin and headed to the check out. When I got home I was greeted by six strangers - all of the trashed and all of t hem obnoxious. I had counted on a nice quiet evening with a bowl of corn flakes and maybe a bit of wine, but I would have to wait. My other roommate - Paul - wa s throwing a party. I couldn t really complain because he was extremely quiet and never really did anything to step on anyone s toes. It didn t matter. I d just fulfill my mission in my room. Maybe Lynn would watch. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed two bowls and a gallon of milk and hobbled u p to my room. I knocked on Lynn s door but she didn t answer. It looked as if tonight was going to be just me and my cereal. I stared at the bowl longingly as I poured the cornflakes out of their box. My c ock started pulsating as the orange tinged flakes toppled out into the bowl. Mil k soon joined them, and my throbbing PENIS drew closer, almost with a mind of it s own. A few strokes to get hard, and I was in. The texture, the shape, the colour, the slightly roughened, non-circular edges caressed my meat as I plunged my dick fu rther in. I had been taking PENIS enlargement pills on behalf of Lynn, who despe rately wanted me all the way down her throat. My dick wasn't fitting the full wa y in, so I figured they must be working, and how! Suddenly the door burst open. I wheeled around to see Lynn standing there, her e yes hungrily fixated on the bowl, wedged onto my dick. "Is it my turn yet?" she inquired. She flicked her brown hair and winked at me, and with a final thrust my load bur st all through the cornflakes.

"Yes, just in time too." She stalked over toward me, and grabbed the bowl off my crotch. Milk and stray f lakes fell from my groin as she began devouring the fresh made bowl. Corn flakes were my new god, the shape and form created an ecstasy from which I could not h old back. Lynn looked up from her bowl, and questioned me for what seemed like t he thousandth time; "Please, Jack, can you fuck me while I eat this?" My mind started whirring, I had formed a plan, a devious plan. I would give Lynn what she wanted, while escaping from my own dilemma of not wanting to fuck her. I would pour cornflakes and milk inside her. It would be orgasmic. She seemed to read my thoughts, and nodded. I grabbed the packet of corn flakes and she fell onto the bed and spread her beautiful, long brown legs. I opened he r wide, and started jamming in fistfuls of corn flakes with my hands. I added mi lk, and she yelped softly. I was throbbing with anticipation already. I directed my pulsating cock into her moist pussy, her juices flowing and mixing with the milk and flakes. I jammed it inside her, forcing the cereal further an d further inside her, fucking her with all the intensity I could manage despite the utter ecstasy I was in. Harder and harder I pushed, her face staring up at me, milk mixed with my semen dribbling down her chin, wetting her tiny tank top. It was becoming too much. I thrust further and further inside her, the mix of cornflakes and pussy juices cr eating an amalgam of awesome that I just could not resist mentally. "FUCK!" I screamed, as I shot what I would call one of the biggest loads I have ever felt through her system. Sh vibrated and clenched the bowl, dropping it to the floor, were it smashed, sending the contents scattering across the room. I had made Lynn orgasm. She immediately jumped up after she had recovered from the pleasure of the clima x coursing through her body, and leapt off the bed. She then began licking the m ilk and flakes off the carpet, making distinct "Unghh" noises while she was doin g it. I saw her thick, firm ass cheeks from behind, her pussy dripping with milk and juice, with the occasional flake falling out. "I came inside you, Lynn." I said solemnly. "I know, I'm on the pill, its okay." she said quickly, then resumed licking the flakes from the floor, her ass moving up and down slowly as she lapped up my bod y's fruits. After that night, things seemed different. I couldn't find the same pleasure as I had fucking the cornflakes inside Lynn's pussy. I tried everything, I filled u p a fleshlight with corn flakes, cheerios, bananas and milk but I just couldn't manage it, and Lynn didn't seem to be dropping any hints that she wanted more, a nd besides, she was going away for a month to see Stephanie and her mother's new home, and stay there for a while to "break it in". After many unsuccessful attempts to reach the climax I had achieved before, I de cided it was time for a more radical option, something I had considered yet neve r tried. I wasn't going to fuck a bowl, or a fleshlight, I was going to fuck the opening of a milk bottle, filled with cheerios, bananas, cornflakes and the rim lubed up to maximum.

I went to the store and purchased the ingredients. The checkout worker had come to learn my name and special, and as soon as I started walking towards him he al ready had the register open with my standard order programmed in. "One more item today, Jer." I said to him, holding up the bottle of lubricant. H e merely raised his bushy eyebrows and smiled, ushering me through. "No need to pay for that one, with the amount of cereal you eat it must be a pre tty inexperienced woman to have a thing for you!" He said, jokingly. "Hey buddy, when you graduate from scanning my products to benefiting society, I 'll take your opinion." I said, shoving the extra cash for the lube into his han d and walking out. My hands were sweating all over the wheel of my car as I made the journey to my apartment. I raced in the door with my bags and set them on the table, and looke d up to see Steve sitting there, watching TV. "What are you doing here today bro?" I asked. "Ah, I got the sack. By the way, did Lynn tell you before I left? There's some r enovators coming in about 20 or so minutes to fix up the bathroom and buffer out some of those cracks in my walls, they're getting pretty damn big man." "Oh. Cool." I responded. What the fuck! Where had this come from? Where would I bust this load now, my dick had been begging for it since I had arrived at the s tore and located the milk. "How long will they take?" I inquired, covering my annoyance with nonchalance. "Oh a few days or so. We're going to have to sleep and live down here for a whil e, is that cool?" "Uh yeah, no worries... Where do I shit?" said I. "Woah, uhm, well there's a public toilet not far away, a 1-2 minute walk, I was hoping you wouldn't mind if we could use that?" Steve said, going a little red i n the face. This was really starting to get to me, however I retained my composu re. "Well dude, I don't know. Seems a bit of a stretch, but I guess we need to stop this place going to shit, so I'll have to cope." I was infuriated. He was sittin g there, smug little grin on his face. He'd never done anything like this before . But I already knew what he was having for breakfast tomorrow morning. A quadru ple shot bowl of Cheerios. It was just a shame Lynn couldn't be there to enjoy it. I grabbed my shopping off the table and walked back out the door. Steve looked u p at me for a second inquisitively, then evidently dismissed the thought. I stro lled on down to the public bathrooms in the park just near our place, and entere d stealthily. I unpacked my things onto the closed seat of the toilet. Tipping a fair portion of the milk into the toilet bowl, I grabbed up the cheerios and the cornflakes a nd made haste in emptying them into the partially drained bottle. I broke up the banana with my hands and added that too, I felt like I was on some rabid druggi e cooking show. My cock rose up in my pants as I took the tube of lubricant and applied it to the rim of the bottle, my hands quivering with excitement.

Slowly I bent the completed orgasm tube towards my cock, a little of the content s spilling down my legs. One thrust, two thrusts, and it was in. And was it ever in. Jamming my dick back and forth out of this bottle was possibly equal with f ucking Lynn's cereal VAGINA. Suddenly from outside I heard the cruel laughter of young boys. Evidently just o ff some sort of bullying endeavour, they strutted into the bathroom, and started kicking my door. I screamed at them to fuck off, but they just laughed and kept doing it. Then Jack had a plan. Jack had a devious, evil plan. I blocked out the noises of the kids smashing my door in, and kept furiously wor king the bottle back and forth along my cock. I started making noises, and there were a few distinct "What the fuck is he doing?" calls heard from outside, but nothing could stop me, this was everything I had been waiting for the whole day. I pushed harder and harder, my dick pulsating with carnal desire for my whole g rain lover, when I felt my balls rumble. It was time. I ripped the bottle off my dick, and jerking myself furiously I charged out of t he cubicle, cock dripping with milk and precum. And I fired the greatest load of sperm I think I have ever witnessed, from any human. The cum arced, and I watch ed almost in slow motion as if covered the baby face of some 12 year old ass hol e, his backwards trucker's cap soaked in, his face a mask of terror. They all sc reamed like little bitches and fled before the advancing wrath of my throbbing m ember. Instantly, I was hard again. I closed my sacred cubicle, and started pumping the bottle back and forth. Steve was going to enjoy his breakfast tomorrow, I thoug ht to myself. Over about an hour I came four separate times into that bottle. My balls were black and blue, and I stumbled back to our place. Falling through th e door, Steve was nowhere to be found. Hopefully he was out looking for work. I dropped onto the couch and set my watch alarm to wake me at 6am tomorrow morning to organise Steve's feast. It was about 8:30PM when I fell asleep. The next morning I awoke to the beeping of my watch. Steve was on the floor, on some sort of mat that I didn't even know we owned. It looked pretty grungy, howe ver it would have nothing on what he was about to eat. I got up groggily, sleep inertia clouding my senses, and stumbled to the fridge. Opening it, my jaw dropp ed. The bottle was gone. I looked around, I couldn't see it anywhere. Had Steve found it? Had he already eaten it? Anxiety collected in the pit of my stomach. I ran into Lynn's room to see if I could find it, to find her, head tilted back, drinking the miasma of so ggy cereal and four shots of my nut butter. "Hey Jack. Work told me I needed to be back so I had to come. Speaking of come, this was pretty strong stuff. You been eating much raw salt lately?" she said, w inking, and tossed the bottle into the corner and walked out of the room. I real ised then that I wanted her again. I wasn't sure if she didn't want to take my d ick any more or if she was playing hard to get, but I wanted her lips wrapped ar ound my shaft, more than a good cold bowl of Cheerios. But the fact still remained, Steve had escaped my wrath. So I formed a plan. A p lan to win access to the warm bowl of Lynn's VAGINA and destroy the mind of Stev e for subjecting me to the torture of those bastard children. I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. Speaking to Steve, he said he was out last night at the bar, busy with his deali

ngs with the ladies, as he likes to say. I decided to lie a little. I said that Lynn would be bedding in a hotel, and she told me to tell him this if he had wok en up and she had left for work. He bought it like the docile fellow he is. I mo ved the conversation on to her room, and said that she had proposed that either of us could sleep in her bed. I decided to "martyr" myself for him, and allowed him to use it while she was away. He had a huge thing for her, and he'd probably skeet from just being in her room. I convinced him to have another night out at the pub, and that perhaps his luck would wax strong tonight with concerns to th e "ladies". By no means was Steve an unattractive man, and I hoped he'd find som e early consolation before having his mind obliterated. Part A of the plan was complete. Part B would be initiated when Lynn arrived hom e from work. But first, a trip to the store for the supplies. The delivery must be perfect if I was to pull this off with maximum efficiency. Thus, away I went, and arrived home about an hour before Lynn was due home. Perfection. Steve had left the house too, even better. Part B rolled into action. I had purchased a little something extra today from t he chemist, and by purchased, I mean I asked my friend at the counter for it and he handed it over free of charge, on the condition that I explained the whole s tory to him. By the way Andrew, if you're out there, you're part of the reason I 'm writing this. I know you're lurker. Anyway, I had me some Viagra. I didn't kn ow what would happen if I took this, but I knew that if I was going to get as mu ch semen into the bowl as I needed, then I was going to need stimulation worthy of Zeus. When I arrived home, I poured myself a bowl and quickly shot off my first two lo ads. This wasn't even a challenge anymore. As my cock started to hurt, I took th e viagra. Instantly I was revitalised, and managed a full three more loads spray ed into the bowl. But my last tablet I was saving for when Lynn got home. I quic kly cleaned everything up and got to my room, where I lay in wait. My cock was i n terrible pain, but I needed just one more load, for Lynn. I heard the front door click open. It was about 11PM at the moment, she was abou t three hours late, which seemed odd. She walked inside, I heard the fridge open , and a grunt of dismay. She then called my name. "Jack? You home?" I decided not to respond. I was standing in her room, totally naked, packed of c ornflakes on the floor, milk in one hand, and the quintuple shot Cheerio bowl in hand. I quickly trod on the "send" button on my phone, which lay beneath my fee t. The message would arrive on Steve's phone any second. "Get back here now, preferably with the girl you're talking to. I have a nice su rprise for you two." Steve was the kind of man that couldn't resist a good surprise, especially one w hich involved him and another woman. He'd be home soon. The handle on the door to the room slowly began to turn. I had taken exorbitant amounts of viagra and my cock felt as if it was going to explode. The door creak ed open, and there she was, in her work clothes, a tight black skirt, hair done up, and a suit jacket over her shoulders. Her blouse was bursting, it was just t oo small for her tits. I assumed she had been going for a raise today. She looke d at me with mouth wide open. Her purse fell to the floor. "Cheerios? 5 shots in this one." I calmly stated. She rushed at me, facade of disinterest gone from her eyes. She grabbed the bowl

from my hand and literally plunged her face into its depths. I could hear soft "Unghh" sounds from her diaphragm, my dick was so hard it was unbelievable. She noticed, and grabbed it, and began to rub it. The feeling was amazing. I managed to murmer; "Cereal... In your pussy?" She managed to nod amidst the devouring of my honey nut butter Cheerios. She sat down on her bed, and started eating, as I grabbed the milk, cereal and banana, and began to create my concoction. I poured it into her VAGINA and stuck my cock in as soon as I could. I was fucking her hard as she munched on the Cheerios, m y cries of ecstasy mixed with her grunts and snorts of pleasure. She was in heav en, and so was I. I kept plunging my cock in and out, until I realised that we n eeded so add something. I turned her over, and spread her ass cheeks, shoving fi stfuls of cornflakes and cheerios into her tight anus. In went the milk, followe d closely by my banana. I had found the meaning of life. I was drilling her in t he ass, an ass filled with delicious cereal and my meat, together creating a mia sma of pleasure that made me see Jesus. When suddenly the door ripped open, and we saw Steve standing there, complete wi th some unattractive whore he had found at the bar. His mouth was wider than Lyn n's anus. But that wasn't stopping us. There was shit and milk everywhere, my ro om mate standing at the door to the room, and me fucking his lifelong love in he r ass while she ate a bowl of semen infused Cheerios. My relationship with Cheerios is now serious. We haven't heard from Steve in a long time. And the volume of the profanities he was screeching, well that I'll take to the grave. Okay OP here again. It's kind of funny that writerguy did almost exactly what I was planning to do. He didn't do the cereal 3 some I was planning, but thats oka y. I like how he did it SO. I'm not going to continue you the Cereal-Fucker Saga. I t will live and die as it is. I would have liked to but theres not much more to tell. But I will leave you with this. Be on tomorrow around 6:00 PST and I will start a new story. It will be ZOMG EPI C OMG. Also, writer guy if you're on email me @ cheeriofcker@gmail.com. Anyone else with story ideas can email me as well. Thanks for a great thread guys!