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H T K A H L O I: OW O EEP Ealthy Evel F Nsanity
H T K A H L O I: OW O EEP Ealthy Evel F Nsanity
2. P AGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM . D ON ' T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE . 3. E VERY TIME SOMEONE
ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING , ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT .
9. A S OFTEN AS POSSIBLE , SKIP RATHER THAN WALK . 10. A SK PEOPLE WHAT SEX THEY ARE . L AUGH
HYSTERICALLY AFTER THEY ANSWER .
K IM'. 17. W HEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON ! I WON !", "T HAT ' S THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK !!!!!" 18. W HEN LEAVING THE ZOO , START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "R UN FOR YOUR LIVES ! T HEY ' RE LOOSE !!" 19. T ELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER . "I' M SORRY BUT , DUE TO THE ECONOMY , WE ARE
GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO ."
4. P UT YOUR GARBAGE
CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT
11. S PECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE - THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO". 12. S ING ALONG AT THE O PERA. 13. G O TO A POETRY
RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON ' T RHYME .
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14. P UT MOSQUITO 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS , WRITE "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS ". 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "I N
NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA . P LAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY .