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    SMALL JOKES FOR CHILDREN

    TEACHER: What is an island ? Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. TEACHER: On one side ? Pupil: Yes, on top ! TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil: Mice TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil: Twins !

    Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!

    Teacher: Why did the frog say meow? Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

    TEACHER: Give me three reasons why the world is round? Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!

    Teacher: What do you call a sleeping bull? Pupil: a bulldozer!

    Teacher: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? Pupil: A zebra caught in a revolving door.

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