Boy : Whats your Name?? Girl: Palak and you Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!* .

Girl : Hello i am khusbu Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de **blocked** . Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . M also Single. *blocked* . Girl: What's Up? Boy: Uttar Pradesh... *gets blocked* . Girl : tu soya hai...?? Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . Girl: I'm free tommorow! Boy: pehle kya paid thi?? *GETS BLOCKED* . Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h. Girl: waha kya karenge?? Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge. *blocked* . Girl : see ya! Boy: ram chandar ki jai _/_ !Blocked* . Girl: Have a Good Day.... Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more... *BLOCKED* . Girl: I need some Space. Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead. *Blocked* . Girl puts up her status :" waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS " Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ? *Blocked* . Boy- Thank you Girl-My pleasure Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar *Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever

Girl in shop: "Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme likha ho.. "Tum hi mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho" . . . shopkeper:"Haan hai.. . . . . . . Girl:"theek hai jaldi se "9"de do..:))thoko like if u agree

The pain of missing friends is realized when . . . . . . . . . . . . . . U r standing some where nd see a group of friends having fun....... U smile nd say to urself . . 'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA KAMINEY THE'

Finally, we broke up . . . . . . . Me and My . . . .

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. . Books bohat ho gya tha yaar.. hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!! U r born orijinal, dnt die as a copy dnt care if sm1 doent like u.......... . . U were nt put on earth 2please any1, lyf is 2 exprss urself nt 2 impress any 1........ so rock ....