Category: India - we are like this only An Americanized Look At India!

Here are a few things that could happen: 1) J H Patel says India should reduce the number of visas issued to 'aliens'. De mands cut in the number of American engineers being admitted into the country sa ys the whites ('Caucasian-Indians') are 'stealing' away the local jobs. 2) Sports: Bombay 'Bombers' beat Madras 'Sambars' 3 - 0 in a 5 game cricket tour nament. Sachin Tendulkar says he wont be playing for Bombers from next season, a s the Bihar 'Lalloos' have offered him 50 lakh more to play for them. 3) Tonight on Zee TV: Kabaddi world series live! over 4 countries from around th e world participating in his fast-becoming popular sport. Last time - runner ups Germany looking to beat current champions Bangladesh. (as usual, India is nowhe re in the picture!) 4) Fringe: Woman sues fast food restaurant chain TFC (Tandoori Fried Chicken) be cause the 'Chai' served to her was so hot that she burnt her lips. 5) Techno: Shiv Nadar says his company's 'Khidkiyan 98' operating system could b ecome the de facto standard, beating Microsoft's Windows operating system, since it is a copy of a more advanced Macintosh OS. 6) India deports 250 'American - Indian' illegal aliens after they are found wor king in a saree manufacturing sweat shop in Dharavi. 7) Hurricane "Bawandar" expected to lash the Andhra coast around 1300 hrs IDT. W atch minute by minute progress live on Doordarshan. 8) Amidst much controversy the Desi Gay Activists open a gay bar in calcutta cal led "Bar-Bar" 9) San Francisco: Protesters demanded the shut down of fast food chain 'Udupi' w hich was becoming immensely popular with the younger generation. "Its not just t he food" says Martha Smith, a housewife, "its the lifestyle that our children ad opt with it - wearing lungis, listening to Karnatic music, lighting lamps and fi recrackers on Halloween!".