here r some jokes from the net......ENJOY! What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of kingfisher? ans: beerappan.

. What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bisleri? ans: neerappan. What happens if veerappan becomes the chairman of bambino vermicelli? ans: kheerappan. What happens if veerappan becomes a priest? ans: seerappan. What is veerappan's sister's name? ans: veerakkan. What is the headman of MM hills village called? ans: fearappan. How does veerappan's daughter begin a letter to him? ans: dearappan. and for finale............. What is the name of Veerappan's IT company ? - VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products). --------------------Q: What is the similarity between Cassette & Girl? A: You can use them on either side. Q: What is the similarity between Girls and Aeroplane? A: Both have Cockpits. Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in Bathroom? A: A Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in Bathroom has hole full of soap. Q: What is similarity between Tea and Girl ? A: Both are hot, Both have milk. Q: What is the difference between Men's Cricket and Woman's Cricket? A: In Men's Cricket, there is short leg between two long legs and In Woman's cricket, there is a deep gully in two fine legs. Q: What is the differnce between Ship and Girl ? A: The ship cuts through water and the Girl waters through cut. Q: What is the difference between Sky and Skirt ?

A: Sky covers whole universe a Skirt covers the universal hole. Q: Why did Gandhi wore dhoti without Underwear ? A: Freedom of movement. Q: What did Egyptian Boy say to Roman Girl ? A: Come behind the Pyramid and I will make you a mummy. Q: Why is a penis called a "Gentleman" in England? A: It stands up whenever a lady passes by. Q: Why is a penis called a "Thief" in Baghdad? A: It enters through the back door. Q: Why is a penis called a "Labourer" in India? A: It works day and night. Q: Who wrote "Chinese Torture"? A: U Chew Mine. Q: Who wrote "Russian Torture"? A: Let-me-cut their-cock-off. Q: Who wrote "Arabian Torture"? A: Shake My-boob. Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they getup in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: Why India has never had a female President? A: What would you call her - Rashtra-patni? Q: What did Rajiv Gandhi say, at last, when he saw Dhanu coming towards him? A: What a BOMB Q: Why is sex so popular? A: It is so centrally located. Q: What did the bulb say to the switch? A: U turn me On And Finally Q: Define a Bra? A: Under shoulder boulder holder.