This is crime story 5 friends lived in a room Namely: MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY One day SOMEBODY

killed NOBODY At that time BRAIN was in bathroom MAD called police MAD:Is it police station? Police:Yes,what is the matter? MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY Police:R you mad? MAD:Yes,I am MAD Police:Dont you have BRAIN MAD:BRAIN is in bathroom Police:you FOOL MAD:No I am not FOOL, I am MAD

HUMOUR POEM There's been a murder, a woman was killed,

found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and questioned the poor woman's spouse. He'd just come home from working all night and found her like that, a terrible sight. The younger policeman looked on with dismay. He'd never forget that terrible day. He saw the young woman from behind the door and empty milk cartons all over the floor, Scattered strawberries, slices of fruit, and spoonfuls of sugar and honey to boot. ''Who could have done this terrible thing?'' His voice had a horrified, pitiful ring.

''Just look at the clues,'' replied Sargeant Miller. ''It looks like the work of a cereal killer.''