\ LU ne with ses ad gl@ fo) qeThe Stylettes Lisa Maw Linda Karen Goss Garrett The Laryngospasms Lee Harris Bruce Gary Thorpe Cozine Don Dou: Walter MeuwissenWAKING UP IS HARD TO DO. M. Polivka Don't take my tube, away from me. I'm trying to breath, oh, can't you see? Take it out and I'l tum blue, ‘Cuz waking up is hard to do. | beg of you, please give me one more tr. 1'm only ninety, much too young to die. I've put all my faith in you, ‘Cuz waking up is hard to do. They say that waking up is hard to do. Now I know, | know that i's true Don't say that this is the end. Instead of waking up, | think my incision’s opened up again. Lam in such— misery. Feels like my eyes are taped and | can't see. If wake, I'm going to sue, ‘Cuz waking up is hard to do. Now I'm awake, | can breathe and see. My bladder's full and I've got to pee, Now I think I'l throw up on you. "Cuz waking up is hard to do. SCOPIN' USA G.Cozine If everybody had a laryn- goscope, across the USA. Then everybody's be scopin’, just ike a CRNA. They'd all be looking for arytenoids, Looking for vocal cords, too. And all the while they'd be hoping, Not to tube the ‘goose. You'll catch ‘em scopin’ down in Texas, ‘And up Montana way. New York and Pennsylvania, Michigan and Maine All over Minnesota, ‘And in Wisconsin, too, Everybody's gone scopin’, scopin’ USA. We'll all be planning anes- thetics, We're gonna give real soon. We're loading up our tables, Going to the ER, too. Gonna bring some stu- dents, We'll be scopin’ all day. Tell the surgeons we're scopin’, ‘Scopin’ USA They'll all be scopin’ on the East Coast, And in Hawaii soon. Way down in the Dakotas. Down in the Carolinas, too, In Tennessee and Alabama, In California Everybody's gone scopin’, scopin’ USA. SCOPER SALLY G. Cozine Scoper Sally, guess you'd better slow your scopin’ down. You've been scopin’ all over town... you'd better slow your scopin’ down. All you want to do is scope around Sally. One of these early momn- ings, You're going to be wishing you'd lay that scope aside | bout you a brand new laryngoscope. Itwas a shiny Miller 3. Now you're scopin’ al over town baby, Girl you won't, you wont’ let me see. Scoper Sally now baby. Guess you'd better slow your scopin’ down You've been scopin’ all over town... you'd better lay that scope on down. BREATHE M. Polivka | want you to — take a breath. Can you hear my voice, I'm scared to death. Now everybody's watch- ing, and all you have to do, Is breathe, breathe, breathe. The Forane's off — nitrous, too. But you don't buck, you just tum blue. Now if 'm going to gradu- ate, please open up your eyes, And breathe. You're CO2 is high — | think you're going to die. And this won't look good on my resume’. Your sputum is as thick as — cheese whiz. I'm kissing my stipend goodbye. Now you're coming through, you're on your way. That only took an extra day. I think I'm just a natural at making all my patients, Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. THE LITTLE OLD LADY WITH HER. FRACTURED FEMUR Altfeld-Christian/M.Polivka- G.Cozine It's the little old lady with her fractured femur. The little old lady with her fractured femur. Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny go.