> A man, showing off his knoweldge to a sardar, asked if he knew

>>what
>> > >>>>shape
>> > >>>> > the world was.
>> > >>>> > "I don't know," said the sardar. "Give me a clue."
>> > >>>> > "It is the same shape as the buttons on my jacket," said
the
>>first.
>> > >>>> > "Square," said the sardar.
>> > >>>> > "That is my Sunday jacket," said the first. "I meant my
weekday
>> > >>>>jacket Now
>> > >>>> > what shape is the world?"
>> > >>>> > "Square on Sunday, round on weekdays," said the sardar.
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>...................................................................
.....
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> > Santa :"Yaar, where does the sun go at night?"
>> > >>>> > Banta :"It doesn't go anywhere. It remains there but due to
>>darkness
>> > >>>>we
>> > >>>> > can't see it."
>> > >>>> >
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>-------------------------------------------------------------------
-----
>> > >>>> > Two sardar terrorists were driving their maruti to the spot
>>where
>> > >>>>they
>> > >>>> > intended to place thier bomb.The one in drivers' seat
looked
>>very
>> > >>>>worried.
>> > >>>> > "Santa, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat
blows
>>up
>> > >>>>before
>> > >>>>we
>> > >>>> > get to the site?
>> > >>>> > "Not to worry," replied Santa," I have a spare one in my
>>attache
>> > >>>>case."
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>...................................................................
.....
>> > >>>> > There is this sardar walking on the road. He comes across a
>> > >>>> > banana peel lying on the road.
>> > >>>> > What's he thiniking?
>> > >>>> > "Saalaa aaj bhii girna padegaa..."
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>...................................................................
.....
>> > >>>> > Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very
>>depressed.
>> > >>>> > "What happened ?" asked Surjit.
>> > >>>> > "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday ."
>> > >>>> > "How come ?"
>> > >>>> > "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and
England
>>was
>> > >>>>being
>> > >>>> > shown live on TV. I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I
lost
>>the
>> > >>>>bet."
>> > >>>> > " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"
>> > >>>> > " Yaar, I'd bet on the highlights too ".
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>...................................................................
.....
>> > >>>> > Two sardarjis stayed in the same building. One on the first
>>floor
>>and
>> > >>>>the
>> > >>>> > other one on the eight floor. Both were great enemies. One
day
>>the
>> > >>>>sardarji
>> > >>>> > on the eight floor thought to befool the one on the first
>>floor.
>>He
>> > >>>>invited
>> > >>>> > him for dinner. When the sardarji reached the eight floor ,
he
>>found
>> > >>>>his
>> > >>>> > door locked and a board at his door " Kaisa bewkoof banaya
" .
>> > >>>>Sardarji
>> > >>>> > felt embarrased and to outplay him, he wrote down:" " Main
to
>>yaha
>> > >>>>aya hi
>> > >>>> > nahi tha"
>> > >>>> >
>> >
>>
>>>>...................................................................
.....
>> > >>>> > There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy
street.
>>All
>> > >>>>the
>> > >>>> > sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing
and
>> > >>>>general
>> > >>>> > 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it
strange
>>that
>> > >>>>instead
>> > >>>> > of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage
baraat.
>>So
>>one
>> > >>>>of
>> > >>>> > them asks Santa Singh, "Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala
gujar
>>gaya
>> > >>>>hai
>> > >>>>aur
>> > >>>> > aap naach rahe ho?" .....comes the reply, "Haan ji! Hai hi
baat
>>badi
>> > >>>>kushi
>> > >>>> > ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar "brain" tumour se mara
hai!!!"