The heart is not an organ for just pumping blood Well they do say honestly is the best policy,

and I think you regret being honest less often than you regret telling lies. -Anna, Downton Abbey It always happens. When you give these little people power, it goes to their head like strong drink. -Dowager Countess, Downton Abbey And descriptive linguistics is a hard limit for me - Ana, 50 Shades There are two important days in our life. The day we were born and the day we realize why. Mark Twain

Wait, shortee, you want a book to read or a step-stool? Because I tell you right now, you ain't stepping on the Goblet of Fire. Don't be fucking with Harry Potter. Now you can step up on Ulysses everyone says it's so genius, but I call their bullshit. No one wants to go through all that rambling. Ain't nobody got time for that. -Orange is the New Black