One mind blowing interview Interviewer : Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni.

I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao hole!"atil Inst it ute of Technology. Interviewer : BabanRao hole!"atil Inst it ute of Technology# I had never heard of this college before$ Candidate : %reat$ &ven I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. 'hat ha((ened is ) due to cricket world cu( I scored badly$ in *+th.I was getting a (aid seat in a good college. But my father said ,I (refer to call him -baa(./ ) 0I can not invest so much of money1.,The baa( actually said ) 0I will never waste so much of money on you1/. 2o I had to 3oin this college. 4rankly s(eaking this name ) BabanRao hole!"atil5 can at the most be related to a 2hetakari 6ahavidyalaya Interviewer: ok5 ok. It seems you have taken 7 years to com(lete your engineering. Candidate : 8ctually I tried my best to finish it in 9 years. But you know5 these cricket matches and football world cu(5 and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. 2o I flunked in +nd and :rd year. 2o in all I took 9 ; + < = years. Interviewer: But 9;+ is 7. Candidate: Oh5 is it # >ou know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to kee( this in mind. 9;+ is 75 good5 thanks. These cricket matches really affect e?ams a lot.. I think they should ban it . Interviewer : %ood to know that you want cricket matches to be banned. Candidate : @o5 noA I am talking about &?ams$$ Interviewer: Ok5 'hat is your biggest achievement in life# Candidate : Obviously5 com(leting my &ngineering. 6y mom never thought I would com(lete it . In fact5 when I flunked in :rd year5 she was looking for a 3ob for me in B&2T ,Bus cor(oration in 6aharashtra / through some relative. Interviewer : o you have any (lans of higher study# Candidate: he he he.. 8re you kidding# Com(leting -lower. education it self was so much of (ain$$ Interviewer : Bet.s talk about technical stuff. On which (latforms have you worked# Candidate : 'ell5 I work at 2&&"C5 so you can say 8ndheri is my current (latforms. &arlier I was at Dashi center. 2o Dashi was my (latform then. 8s you can see I have e?(erience of different (latforms$ ,Dashi and 8ndheri are the (laces in 6umbai/ Interviewer : 8nd which languages have you used# Candidate : 6arathi5 Eindi5 &nglish. By the way5 I can kee( Fuiet in %erman5 4rench5 Russian and many other languages. Interviewer: 'hy DC is better than DB# Candidate : It is a common sense ) C comes after B. 2o DC is a higher version than DB. I heard very soon they are coming u( w it h a new language D $

Interviewer: o you know anything about 8ssembly Banguage# Candidate: 'ell5 I have not heard of it . But I guess5 this is the language our ministers and 6"s use in assembly. Interviewer : 'hat is your general (ro3ect e?(erience# Candidate : 6y general e?(erience about (ro3ects is ) most of the times they are in (i(eline$ Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current 3ob# Candidate: 2ure5 Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. 2ince 3oining BIB5 I am on Bench. Before 3oining BIB5 I used to think that Bench was another software like 'indows. Interviewer : o you have any (ro3ect management e?(erience# Candidate: @o5 but I guess it shouldn.t be difficult. I know 'ord and &?cel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International (hone call and use s(eaker facility. 8nd very im(ortant ) I know few words like ) -2howsto((ers - 5 -hot fi?es.5 -2&I!C66.5 -Fuality.5 -version control.5 -deadlines. 5 -Customer 2atisfaction. etc. 8lso I can blame others for my mistakes$ Interviewer: 'hat are your e?(ectations from our com(any# Candidate : @ot much. *. I should at least get 9G5GGG in hand.. +. I would like to work on a live &HB (ro3ect. But it should not have deadlines. I (ersonally feel that (ressure affects natural talent. :. I believe in fle?i!timings. 9. ress Code is against basic freedom5 so I would like to wear t!shirt and 3eans. I. 'e must have sat!sun off. I will suggest 'ednesday off also5 so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork. 7. I would like to go abroad : times a year on short term (referably *!+ months/ assignments. "ersonally I (refer J25 8ustralia and &uro(e. But considering the fact that there are Olym(ics coming u( in China in the current year5 I don.t mind going there in that (eriod. 8s you can see I am modest and don.t have many e?(ectations. 2o can I assume my selection# Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organiKation. In fact I was never entertained so much before. 'elcome to I@4O2>2. The fellow was a((ointed in a newly created section -2tress 6anagement. in the ER of Infosys.

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; ardarji replies ;!admi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin "oh to janwar hai, usko kya pata# $. %rain Tumor

There&s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. !ll the sardars in the &mayyat& are dancing the bhangra and singing and general &balle balle& is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning e"eryone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. o one of them asks anta ingh, ; ingh aab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;'aan ji( 'ai hi baat badi kushi ki((( !aj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai(((; ). Photocopy *ne ardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did+ photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren&t ,. *ne more Plane -rash .arbachan singh was tra"eling from -alcutta to %ombay by a plane, There were one !merican, one /ussian, one Pakistani and some other passengers. uddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it&s control and some of the passengers ha"e to jump out to rescue the rest of them. 0irstly the !merican jumped out saying #Jai !merica# again the condition didn&t change then the /ussian jumped out from the plane saying #Jai /ussia#. %ut the condition still the same. The ne1t is .arbachen&s turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Pakistani by saying #Jai 2ndia#. 3. ! Plane journey ! jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the be"erage carts. #2&d like a soda # said the passenger in the front row. 4o"ing along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something. #5es 2 would,# he replied. #.i"e me whate"er the pilot is drinking(#. 6. -rime tory #2&m going on "acation . -ould you suggest a thrilling crime story ?# anta asks to %anta. #'ere this one is so suspenseful you won&t be able to put it down# replies %anta. #only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it#.

7. 8ew 'ouse anta meets %anta anta+ #so ha"e you mo"ed to a new house# %anta+ #8o.# anta+ #9hy not? 5ou ad"ertised to sell your old house, didn&t you?# %anta+ #5es, but when 2 read the ad, 2 reali:ed it was just the home 2 was looking for(#. ;. alt eller Do you really sell that much salt? ! man asks to a ardar who is running a grocery shop stocked with thousands of bo1es of salt. #8o # says the ardar. #2 sell may be two bo1es a month. To tell you the truth, 2&m not a good salt seller. %ut the one who sell me salt<now he&s a good salt seller.# =>. 4arathon /ace *ne day ardar happened to see a marathon race. #9hat the guys are doing# asked the sardar. # 9e are running a marathon. The winner will get pri:e# replied one runner. #*nly the winner will get pri:e( Then why others are participating( (# ?1claimed the ardar =)th 0loor *ne day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted # anta ingh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident# ardarji was in panic.8ot knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. 9hile coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn&t ha"e a daughter named Preeto. 9hen he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.9hen he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not anta ingh.

$. Phone %ook ! sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, #2 borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring 2&"e e"er read. There was no story whatsoe"er, and there were far too many characters(# The librarian replied, #*h, you must be the person who took our phone book.# ). -ows Don&t 0ly ! sardar was walking along, w( hen he looked up to obser"e a bird flying o"erhead. uddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly o"er him. The ardar says, #.ood thing that cows don&t fly.# @. Dark /oom Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to gi"e him all their burnt out light bulbs? 'e just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom. ,. /ela1ing *ne ardar was enjoying un on a %each in AB.! lady came and asked him, # !re you rela1ing# ardar answered &# 8o 2 am %anta ingh# !nother .uy -ame and asked( ( ( ( the same Cuestion. ardar answered # 8o 8o 4e ( %anta ingh# Third one came and asked the same Duestion ardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. 9hile walking he saw another ardar enjoying the %each. 'e went and asked him # !re you /ela1ing?# The other ardar was much educated and answered #5es 2 am rela1ing. The ardar slapped him on

his face and said #2diot, ab tere Bo wahahn dhoo( nd rahe hai aur tu 5ahaan !aram Bar raha hai. # 3. 9ash %asin ! ardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. !fter eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, #Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?# To this the man replies, #*ye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai #9ash %asin#. 6. Three ?ngines 0ifteen minutes into the flight from 4ankuwa -ity to ukhpur city, the captain announced, #Eadies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. *ur flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still ha"e three engines left.# Thirty minutes later the captain announced, #*ne more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. %ut don&t worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines.# !n hour later the captain announced, #*ne more engine has failed and our arri"al will be delayed another three hours.%ut don&t worry ... ( we still ha"e one engine left.# ! sardarji passenger turned to the man in the ne1t seat and remarked, #2f we lose one more engine,we&ll be up here all day(# 7. Detecti"e Job Three men were applying for the same job as a detecti"e. *ne was a ardarji, one was Jewish, and one was 2talian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one

Duestion and base his decision upon that answer. 9hen the Jewish man arri"ed for his inter"iew, the chief asked him, #9ho killed Jesus -hrist?# The Jewish man answered without hesitation. #The /omans killed him.# The chief thanked him and he left. 9hen the 2talian man arri"ed for his inter"iew, the chief asked the ame Duestion. 'e replied #Jesus was killed by the Jews.# !gain, the chief thanked the man who then left. 0inally the ardarji arri"ed for his inter"iew, he was asked the same Duestion. 'e thought for a long time, before saying,#-ould 2 ha"e some time to think about it?# The chief said,#*B, but get back to me tomorro( w.# 9hen the ardarji arri"ed home , his wife asked #'ow was the inter"iew ?#. ardarji replied, #.reat, 2 got the job, and 2&m already in"estigating a murder. ;. .uooonn, .uooonn Talking about those days when there were no mosDuito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. ardarji was also e1periencing the same e"ery time. he tries to sleep,one mosDuito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound #guooonn, guooonn.# 'e gets "ery irritated. 'e tries to co"er his ear but the problem remains persistent.

Altimately he gets up and catches the mosDuito in his hand. 'e is "ery kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take re"enge. 'appy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says #so ja machchar, bete so ja#. !fter some time he finds the mosDuito falling into deep sleep in his hands. o he goes near it and says #.uoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.#

=>. Arine Test Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. *ne of ( them was crying like anything. o the other asked,#9hy are you crying?# The first one replied, #2 came here for blood test# econd one asked,# o? !re you afraid?# 0irst one replied,#8o, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger# 'earing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, #9hy are you crying?# The other replied, #2 ha"e come for my urine test.# ==. %ihari< ardar ! %ihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. 0inally the bus arri"es and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. *ne sardarji orders %ihari to tell a joke. 8ow, the %ihari thinks he&s in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes( !fter thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to &sardars& in his joke with &%iharis&. 'e starts the jokes with, #There was once a %ihari...# !nd suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from

one of the sardarjis who shouts, #Byon be( ab sardar mar g( aye hai kya?# =$. 9rong !nswer anta ingh applied for an engineering position at D?4!8 -*8 T/A-T2*8 office in !mritsar. /eddy from -hennai applied for the same job and both applicants ha"ing the same Dualifications were asked to take a test by theDepartment manager 4r. !r"in ingh. Apon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the Duestions. The manager went to anta and said, #Thank you for your interest, but we&"e decided to gi"e the job to /eddy#. anta+ !nd why would you be doing that? 9e both got ; Duestions correct. This being Punjab 2 should get the job(# 4anager+ #9e ha"e made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one Duestion that you got wrong. # anta+ #!nd just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?# 4anager+ # imple, for the Duestion that both of you got wrong, /eddy put down &2 don&t know& as the answer. !nd you wrote &8either do 2&(# =). /oad to tati( on ardarji praising his son who is a -i"il engineer, who just laid a road near his house. #9ow( This is terrific( Eook at the job he has done( The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the railway station to my house((((((( (#

=@. .reen TF ardarji is buying a TF. #Do you ha"e colour TFs?# # ure.# #.i"e me a green one, please.# =,. Just a second ardarji calls !ir 2ndia. #'ow long does it take to fly to !mritsar?# #Just a sec,# says the receptionist. #Thank you.# says the ardar and hangs up. =3. alary ?1pected ardarji is filling up a job application. 'e promptly fills in the lines on 8!4?, !.?, !DD/? , etc.

Then came the column !E!/5 ?GP?-T?D. !fter much thought he writes+ 5es. =6. -rocodile %oots ardarji proposes to a woman. he says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. 'e sets off to !frica and disappears. 0inally they find him hunting croc( odiles and watch him killing a huge one. 'e walks o"er the reptile, checks its legs, angrily e1claims+ #6=st and HagainH barefoot(# =7. Thermos 0lask ardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. 'e asks the clerk, #9hat is that shiny object?# The clerk replies, #That is a Thermos flask.# The ardar asks, #9hat does it do?# The clerk responds, #Beeps hot things hot and cold things cold.#

The ardar says, #2&ll take it(# The ne1t day, he walks into work with his new Thermos. 'is ardar boss sees him and asks, #9hat is that shiny object with you?# 'e said, #2t&s a Thermos flask.# The boss asks, #9hat does it do?# 'e replies, #Beeps hot things hot and cold things cold.# The boss said, #9ow, what do you ha"e in it?# The ardar replies, #Two cups of coffee and a coke.# =;. !nswering 4achine ardarji fi1ed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting co( mplaints like # aala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.# $>. Photocopies 9hat does ardarji do after taking photocopies? 'e compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

No. Question Answer

G*
The first Prime minister of Bangladesh was Mujibur Rehman

G+
The longest river in the world is the

Nile

G:
The longest highway in the world is the Trans- anada

G9
The longest highway in the world has a length of about !""" #m

GI
The highest mountain in the world is the $verest

G7
The %ountry that a%%ounts for nearly one third of the total tea# &rodu%tion of the world is Myanmar

G=
The biggest desert in the world is the 'ahara desert

GL
The largest %offee growing %ountry in the world is Bra(il

GM
The %ountry also #nown as )%ountry of o&&er)is *ambia

*G
The name given to the border whi%h se&erates Pa#istan and Afghanistan is

+urand line

**
The river ,olga flows out into the a&sian sea

*+
The %oldest &la%e on the eartn is ,er#oyans# in 'iberia

*:
The %ountry whi%h ran#s se%ond in terms of land area is anada

*9
The largest -sland in the Mediterranean sea is 'i%ily

*I
The river .ordan flows out into the +ead sea

*7
The biggest delta in the world is the 'underbans

*=
The %a&ital %ity that stands on the river +anube is Belgrade

*L
The .a&anese %all their %ountry as

Ni&&on

*M
The length of the $nglish %hannel is /01 #ilometres

+G
The world2s oldest #nown %ity is +amas%us

+*
The %ity whi%h is also #nown as the ity of anals is ,eni%e

++
The %ountry in whi%h river 3ang%hu flows is Myanmar

+:
The biggest island of the world is 4reenland

+9
The %ity whi%h is the biggest %entre for manufa%ture of automobiles in the world is +etroit56'A

+I
The %ountry whi%h is the largest &rodu%er of manganese in the world is 6'A

+7
The %ountry whi%h is the largest &rodu%er of rubber in the world is

Malaysia

+=
The %ountry whi%h is the largest &rodu%er of tin in the world is Malaysia

+L
The river whi%h %arries ma7imum 8uantity of water into the sea is the Mississi&&i

+M
The %ity whi%h was on%e %alled the 9:orbidden ity2was Pe#ing

:G
The %ountry %alled the ;and of Rising 'un is .a&an

:*
Mount $verest was named after 'ir 4eorge $verest

:+
The vol%ano ,esuvias is lo%ated in -taly

::
The %ountry #nown as the 'uger Bowl of the world is uba

:9
The length of the 'ue( anal is

<0=./ #ilometres

:I
The lowest &oint on earth is The %oastal area of +ead sea

:7
The 4ur#has are the original inhabitants of Ne&al

:=
The largest o%ean of the world is the Pa%ifi% o%ean

:L
The largest bell in the world is the Tsar >ol#ol at >remlin5Mos%ow

:M
The biggest stadium in the world is the 'trahov 'tadium5Prague

9G
The world2s largest diamond &rodu%ing %ountry is 'outh Afri%a

9*
Australia was dis%overd by .ames oo#

9+
The first 4overnor 4eneral of Pa#istan is

Mohammed Ali .innah

9:
+ublin is situated at the mouth of river ;iffey

99
The earlier name of New ?or# %ity was New Amsterdam

9I
The $ifel tower was built by Ale7ander $iffel

97
The Red ross was founded by .ean @enri +urant

9=
The %ountry whi%h has the greatest &o&ulation density is Mona%o

9L
The national flower of Britain is Rose

9M
Niagara :alls was dis%overed by ;ouis @enne&in

IG
The national flower of -taly is

;ily

I*
The national flower of hina is Nar%issus

I+
The &ermanent se%retariat of the 'AAR is lo%ated at >athmandu

I:
The gateway to the 4ulf of -ran is 'trait of @ormu(

I9
The first -ndustrial Revolution too# &la%e in $ngland

II
3orld $nvironment +ay is observed on /th .une

I7
The first Re&ubli%an President President of Ameri%a was Abraham ;in%oln

I=
The %ountry famous for 'amba dan%e is Bra(il

IL
The name of Ale7ander2s horse was

Beu%e&halus

IM
'inga&ore was founded by 'ir Thomas 'tamford Raffles

7G
The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson

7*
The earlier name of 'rilan#a was eylon

7+
The 6NA was formed in the year <B1/

7:
6NA stands for 6nited Nations Arganisation

79
The inde&enden%e day of 'outh >orea is %elebrated on </th August

7I
9;ast .udgement2was the first &ainting of an -talian &ainter named Mi%helangelo

77
9Paradise Regained2was written by

.ohn Milton

7=
The first President of $gy&t was Mohammed Ne8uib

7L
The first man to rea%h North Pole was Rear Peary

7M
The most famous &ainting of Pablo Pi%asso was 4uermi%a

=G
The &rimary &rodu%er of news&rint in the world is anada

=*
The first e7&lorer to rea%h the 'outh Pole was a&.Ronald Amundson

=+
The &erson who is %alled the father of modern -taly is 4.4aribaldi

=:
3orld litera%y day is %elebrated on !th 'e&tember

=9
The founder of modern 4ermany is

Bismar%#

=I
The %ountry #nown as the land of the midnight sun is Norway

=7
The &la%e #nown as the Roof of the world is Tibet

==
The founder of the hinese Re&ubli% was 'an ?at 'en

=L
The first Pa#istani to re%eive the Nobel Pri(e was Abdul 'alam

=M
The first woman Prime Minister of Britain was Margaret That%her

LG
The first 'e%retary 4eneral of the 6NA was Trygve ;ie

L*
The s%ul&tor of the statue of ;iberty was :ederi%# Auguste Bartholdi

L+
The &ort of Ban#u is situated in

A(erbaijan

L:
.ohn :.>ennedy was assassinated by ;ee @arry Aswald

L9
The largest river in :ran%e is ;ore

LI
The Queen of $ngland who married her brother-in-law was atherine of Aragon

L7
The first negro to be awarded the Nobel Pea%e Pri(e was Ral&h .ohnson Bun%he

L=
The first British 6niversity to admit women for degree %ourses was ;ondon 6niversity

LL
The &rin%i&al e7&ort of .amai%a is 'ugar

LM
New ?or# is &o&ularly #nown as the %ity of '#ys%ra&ers

MG
Madagas%ar is &o&ularly #nown as the -sland of

loves

M*
The %ountry #nown as the ;and of 3hite $le&hant is Thailand

M+
The %ountry #nown as the ;and of Morning alm is >orea

M:
The %ountry #nown as the ;and of Thunderbolts is Bhutan

M9
The highest waterfalls in the world is the 'alto Angel :alls5,ene(uela

MI
The largest library in the world is the 6nited 'tates ;ibrary of ongress53ashington +

M7
The largest museum in the world is the Ameri%an Museum of Natural @istory

M=
The lowest mountain ragne in the world is the Bhieuna Bhaile

ML
The %ountry #nown as the ;and of a#es is

'%otland

MM
The &la%e #nown as the 4arden of $ngland is >ent

*GG
The tallest tower in the world is the .N.Tower5Toronto5 anada

*G*
The %ountry famous for its fish %at%h is .a&an

*G+
The old name of Taiwan was :armosa

*G:
Montreal is situated on the ban# of river Attawa

*G9
The %ity of Bonn is situated in 4ermany

*GI
The literal meaning of Renaissan%e is Revival

*G7
.ulius aesar was #illed by

Brutus

*G=
The title of +esert :o7 was given to :ield Marshal $rwin Rommel

*GL
The largest air&ort in the world is the >ing >halid -nt.Air&ort5 'audi Arabia

*GM
The %ity in Russia whi%h fa%ed an earth8ua#e in the year <BB! was Armenia

**G
The largest bay in the world is @udson Bay5 anada

***
The largest %hur%h in the world is Bas%ili%a of 't.Peter5,ati%an ity5Rome

**+
The largest &eninsula in the world is Arabia

**:
The largest gulf in the world is 4ulf of Me7i%o

**9
The tallest statue in the world is the

Motherland5,olgagra d Russia

**I
The largest railway tunnel in the world is the Ashim(u Tunnel5.a&an

**7
The world2s loneliest island is the Tristan da %unda

**=
The word 9Qui(2was %oined by .im +aly -rishman

**L
The original meaning of 9Qui(2was Tri%#

**M
The busiest sho&&ing %entre of ;ondon is A7ford 'treet

*+G
The residen%e of the Queen in ;ondon is Bu%#ingham Pala%e

*+*
Adolf @itler was born in Austria

*++
The %ountry whose National Anthem has only musi% but no words is

Bahrain

*+:
The largest %inema in the world is the :o7 theatre5+etroit5 6'A

*+9
The %ountry where there are no inema theatres is 'audi arabia

*+I
The world2s tallest offi%e building is the 'ears Tower5 hi%ago

*+7
-n the year <!<<5Paraguay be%ame inde&endent from '&ain

*+=
The %ross word &u((le was invented by Arthur 3ynney

*+L
The %ity whi%h was the %a&ital of the an%ient Persian $m&ire was Perse&olis

*+M
3@A stands for 3orld @ealth Arganisation

*:G
3@A is lo%ated at

4eneva

*:*
:AA stands for :ood and Agri%ulture Arganisation

*:+
:AA is lo%ated at Rome and ;ondon

*::
6N-+A stands for 6nited Nations -ndustrial +evelo&ment Arganisation

*:9
6N-+A is lo%ated at ,ienna

*:I
3MA stands for 3orld Meteorologi%al Arganisation

*:7
3MA is lo%ated at 4eneva

*:=
-nternational ivil Aviation Arganisation is lo%ated at Montreal

*:L
The Angel :alls is lo%ated in

,ene(uela

*:M
The ,i%toria :alls is lo%ated in Rhodesia

*9G
-%e ream was dis%overed by 4erald Tisyum

*9*
The number regarded as lu%#y number in -taly is Thirteen

*9+
Na&oleon suffered from aluro&hobia whi%h means :ear of %ats

*9:
The aero&lanes was used in war for the first time by -taliansC<1 A%t.<B<<D

*99
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uccess is measured not so much by the height that one has achieved in the life but by the difficulties that one has overcome &hile achieving success. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* (indgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai, )uch apne,)uch begane hote hain. Pyar se sav&ar jati hai *indgi, Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* Ar* kia hai och samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, +sne jeevan bigaad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shadi jisne, +sne bhi kya ukhad liya. *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* ,act of classroom.ab professor apko class se bahr nikale

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3.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho, kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

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copying < yaarana, maths$ < asambha", maths= < mission impossible, en"ironmental sciences < pyar mein kabhi kabhi, =st semester < kuch to hai, $nd semester < yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction < kal ho na ho, =st class < raju bangaya gentleman, $nd class < dil mange more fail < phir milenge

6.'um wo ishD hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e<:alim hum "o dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

7. chool< a place where papa pays S son plays life insurance< a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse< a person wakes up to gi"e you sleeping pills marriage< a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree S girl gets her masters degree

;.!pne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake, aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

=>.2krar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke ja:bat ki awa: nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat laf:o ki mohta: nai hoti

==..am ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho, bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

=$.4ohabbat me sath to harpal hota he, koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai, ma:a to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

=).%e slow in choosing a friend S slower while loosing

them bco: friendship is not an opportunity its a sweet rsponsibility

=@.2f lo"e is sweet why does it hurt, if lo"e is deep why does it burn, if lo"e is warm why do we shi"er, if lo"e is tender why do we cry, if lo"e is fore"er why do we die

=,..od picked up a flower S dipped in honey he touched it with lo"e n turned into u, he then gifted it to me S said this friend is for u

=3.8a chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye

=6..ham ne hasne na diya, :amane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

=7.'ar ek se achi baat karna 02T/!T hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye '! /!T hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

=;.5aadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna, na:ron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna, ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

$>.0asle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

$=.'amne :indagi ki shurarat se ki, s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saa:, s se sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth

saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

$$.Tindagi mein hamesha 4!/T log milenge, kahi :yada to kahi kum milenge, choice :ara sochke karna, :aroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

$). ms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

Bisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

$,.Bhuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke :akhmo ka marhar kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

$3. abse lo"ing kaun+ TA4, sabse sweet kaun+ TA4, sabse cute kaun+ TA4, in sab me TA4 se :yada kaun+ 'A4 lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun+ 'A4 TA4

$6.8ighahe nighago se milakar to dekho, naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho, hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho, asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

$7.0rindship opens many doors each with a different "iew but none could be more beautiful "iew than the door that leads to u

$;.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya hai judai,

yu bewafa ka il:am na de :alim, is waDt se puch kis waDt teri yaad na aayi

)>.%athmee: -haddar ki B!4??T, Eohe ka P!2J!4!, %andar tera 4!4!, %illi teri 4!A 2, Butte mera 5!!/, !am ka !!-'!/ 4iss u mere 5!!/

)=.!ap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

)$.4ake a heart which ne"er breaks, make a smile which ne"er hurts, make a touch which ne"er pains, make a friendship which ne"er ends

)).Dosti ga:al hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye wo ja:ba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

)@.Tindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon, dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon, keh du :amane se dastan apni, usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

),.'oth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, shayad na:ron se "o baat ho jaye, is ummid se karte hain inte:ar raat ka, ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

)3. ehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge, sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, hum aapke har gum bhula denge

)6.Baise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi, bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi, bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost, kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

)7.4ana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi, jawab dene ko hum ra:i he par koi sawal nahi, pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

);.%olti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar

@>.!ap to man:il ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko man:il samajte he, bada fark he apke or hamare na:ariye me aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

@=.9ife+ kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti 'us+ meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti

@$.Eeke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to :indagi jikar kya kare

@).Phool bankar muskurana :indagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana :indagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi :indagi hai

@@.'appy moments praise allah, difficult moments seek allah, Duiet moments worship allah, painful moments trust allah, e"ery moments thank allah

@,.!e khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki

palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye, aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jaye

@3.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai, pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fi:ao mein hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka inte:aar niaghon mein hai

@6.4ohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai, har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai, wo pal jo yaar ki baho me gu:arta hai, maut tak "o na:ara yaad rehta hai

@7.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishD mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

@;.!ansu aa jate hain aankhon mein, par labon pe hasi lani padti hai, yeh mohabbat bhi kya chee: hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

,>.Byun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai, kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai, kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai

,=.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar bhi khamosh reh jata hai, koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai

,$./eth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar se dushmani hai hamari, chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taDdir nahi hamari

,).Eamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,

tamaam umar chahe mulaDat ho na ho

,@.4ere alfa:on ko juth mat samajna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna

,,.Eehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai, yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai, faraD itna hai ki lehar bewaDt ati hai, aur aap ki yaad har waDt ati hai

,3./ab se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

,6.8a:re na hoti to na:ara na hota, duniya main hasino ka gu:ara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

,7.%est day aaj, best gift :indagi, best eahsaas khushi, best feeling pyar, best relationship dosti, best person hum, best friend tum hum tum

,;.9o laut aayega teri :indagi mein, jiska int:aar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waDt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

3>./uthne ka haD aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab se hum ro: karte hai

3=.Biss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

3$.Baash dil ki awaa: me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise yaad kare use khabar ho jaye rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye

3).'eart is like a crystal preser"e it, lo"e is like a perfume spread it, feelings are like flood flow it, friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

3@.Bafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se "asta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

3,.!njane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe

33.'ar khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, :indagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

36.'um mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye, hume koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

37.Days r too busy, hours r too fast, sec r too few, but there&s always time for me to remember a nice friend like u

3;.Baun hai jo man:il se door nahin, kaun hai jo :indagi se majboor nahin, gunaah to sabhi karte hain, humari na:ar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

6>.Bab unki palkon se i:haar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga, gu:ar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara inte:ar hoga

6=.8a:roo se jab na:ar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka inte:aar hota hai, dil rota hai :akham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

6$.Anhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade, dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume al"ida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

6).4ana ye waDt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaDt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

6@.8ashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai

6,.-handni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai, khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda nakare

63.'ar pal muskurana :indagi hai, muskurakar gam bhulana :indagi hai, jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana :indagi hai

66.'um nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak, hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak, aye dost kabhi humse nara: na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

67.! child uses its thumb $ chew, an illiterate uses his thumb $ sign, a winner uses his thumb $ show "ictory, but a monkey is using his thumb $ read this sms

6;.Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

/et pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin

'w can u tell d rain nt $ fall wn cloud e1ist,hw can u tell d lea"es nt $ fall wn d wind e1ists,hw can u tell me nt $ miss wn u e1ists

7$.!ankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

7).?"ery tear is a sign of brokenness, e"ery silence is sign of lonliness, e"ery smile is sign of kindness, e"ery sms is sign of remembrance

7@.To walk is easy but $ walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being lo"ed is secure but to lo"e is insecure

ome people ha"e nice eyes, some people ha"e nice smiles, others ha"e nice faces, but u ha"e all of them with a nice heart

73.Phool bankar muskurana :indagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana :indagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi :indagi hai

76.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

77.These are some of the romantic countries in the world, holland+ hope our lo"e lasts S ne"er dies, italy+ i trust S lo"e u, libya+ lo"e is beautiful S u also, france+ friendship remains S ne"er comes to an end

7;.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi, aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main, jinhe hamari yaad hamare gu:ar jane par bhi na aayi

;>.%hool jane ka hounsla na hua, door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua, unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

;=.Eaughter is the jam on the toast of life, it adds fla"our keeps it from being too dry S makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows

;$.Baanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai, laga to deta hai waDt marham is dil par, phir bhi umra bhar ek :akhm reh jata hai

;).Eog phoolon se mohabbat karte hai, kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya, hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai, kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

;@.'um agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate,

mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate, par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate

;,.8a:ar nawa: najaro me ji nahi lagta, fi:a gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta, na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai, yahi kahunga ha:aron me ji nahi lagta

;3.8e"er search ur happiness in others which will make u feel alone, but search it in urself u will feel happy e"en if u are left alone

;6.Bafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale pade gam se "asta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

;7.0i:a par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai, koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

;;.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se kyu milata hai

=>>.9aDt gu:rega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge, hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum na:ar ayenge
!apki muskan hamari kam:ori hai, Beh na pana hamari majburi hai, !ap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Bya khamoshi ko :uban dena :aruri hai? #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

2kraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke ja:baat ki awaa: nahi hoti, !ankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, 4ohabbat laf:on ki mohtaa: nahi hoti( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 1"7 Characters

Bitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Bitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge 'um se jitna dur jao na:dik pao ge 'umein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters

5aadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera 2:haar<e<mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters

8a chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters

Pani main pathar mat pheko Boi pani pita hai Pani main pathar mat pheko Boi pani pita hai !pne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo Boi isi muskan ke liye jita hai #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

abhi nagme saa: mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 1"7 Characters

'ar pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

.'umse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, 'um to "o khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Bhud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, 'ontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Bhuda aapko har khushi de, Byonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

Talaash Baro koi tumhe mil jayega, 4agar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Tarur koi chahat ki na:ar se tumhe dekhega, 4agar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..(( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 1"" Characters

Jub Bhamosh !ankho e %aat 'oti 'ai !ise 'i 4ohabbat Bi uruwat 'oti 'ai Tumhare 'i Bhayalo 4ein Bhoye /ehte 'ain Pata 8ahi Bab Din Bab /aat 'oti 'ai #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

Bhud Bo Bhud Bi Bhabar 8a Eage Boi !chha % 2s Badar 8a Eage !p Bo Deka 'e %s As 8:r e Jis 8:r e !p Bo 8a:ar 8a Eage #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

Tarurat hi nai alfaa: ki, pyaar to chee: hai bas ehsaas ki,

paas hote to man:ar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 14" Characters

Bashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waDt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters

Eamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, 'aalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, !ankhe meri pad lo kabhi, 'am khud kaise kahe ki hum aapse pyaar karte hain. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters

!jib si kashish he ap me Bi hum ap k khayalon me khoye rhte he 5e soch kr k ap khawabo me aoge 'um din me F soya krte he #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

%adalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah 'ar ek roop main tera inte:aar karte hain 8a tum samet sakogi jise Dayamat tak Basam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 1"5 Characters

!pke aane se :indagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, 'ume har kadam per aapki :arurat hai. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

2f 5our asking if 2 8eed A the answer is @?"er.. 2f 5our askin if 2&ll Eea"e A the answer is 8e"er.. 2f 5our askin what 2 "alue the !nswer is A.. if 5our askin if 2 lo"e A the answer is 2 do.

#$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 198 Characters

2 dream about you e"ey night 2 shi"er when your in sight 2 long to hold you close n tight 2 wanna be there with all my might 2 m just hoping 2&m the girl whos right #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 174 Characters

9hen i look at you, i cannot deny there is .od, cause only .od could ha"e created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 127 Characters

if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ? 2f i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? 2f i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? 2f i capture ur heart , will u lo"e me ?? #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 170 Characters

Eo"e me but, lea"e me not, Biss me but, miss me not, 'it me but, hate me not, /emember me but, forget me not. &e' (ear SMS, &e' (ear English SMS, 112 Characters

mile in Pleasure mile in Pain mile when trouble pours like /ain mile when sum= 'urts A mile beco: *4?*8? still Eo"es to see u miling(( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 147 Characters

8o shadows $ depress u only joys $ surround u many friends $ lu" u .od himself $ bless u These r my wishes @ u, for today, tommorrow S e"eryday #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 150 Characters

-.E.2.-.B. means + -L cant li"e without u EL lo"e u 2L i miss u -L care about u BL kiss from my heart $ u o whene"er u miss me just say -E2-B. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 151 Characters

Don&t go for looks, they can decei"e Don&t go for wealth e"en that fades away. .o for sum= who makes u smile beco: only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 1"" Characters

!s days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, 2 can&t wait any longer. Eook into my eyes S u&ll see that it&s true, Day S 8ight my thought r of A.. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 1"3 Characters

!ll 2 wanted was sum= $ care @ me !ll 2 wanted was sum= who&d b there @ me !ll 2 e"er wanted was sum= who&d b true !ll 2 e"er wantedwas sum= like A... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 153 Characters

Eo"e is like a -D track That links our hearts together Dont e"er break that -D co: That wud break my heart too......... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 123 Characters

4sg+some te1t mising ender+8ame 4ising 8o 4ising ent+Date mising 4ising A a lot thats y !rythng is mising #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 143 Characters

softly d lea"es fo memories wil fal, i&ll pick them up S gather them all, co: $day, $moro S til my life is through

i&ll cherish ha"ing sum= like u( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 150 Characters

4emories r treasured no= can steal Parting is heartache no= can heal um&ll @get u wen ur gon but i&ll rmbr u no mater hw long #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 144 Characters

2 m on a mission+ 4isson $ a"oid u, $ forgetu, $ get rid of u, $ not $ talk $u or meet u, in short.... 42 2*8 24P* 2%E?(( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 128 Characters

D smallest word is 2, the sweetest word is E*F? and the dearest person in the world is A. tats y 2 Eo"e 5ou..+U #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 115 Characters

Dear * Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ar memories r here li" wid cheer no mere tear and ur mine fore"er( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 12" Characters

C+9at is lu"? H H H H !+Eu" is wen sum= breaks ur heart n d most ama:ing thing

is tat u still lu" them wid e"ery broken piece...( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 137 Characters

! word to say, a word to hear ?"en in ur absence i feel u near / relation is strong..hope it goes long " wil remain d same til d life goes on( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 145 Characters

A may miss me A may ignore me A may e"en forget me %ut one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr...Trust 4e(( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 139 Characters

2&ll stand here @e"er, 2f @e"er&s what it takes, because u r my @e"er, and @e"er always waits..... #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 103 Characters

4y past says u met me 4y future says u wil care @ me 4y present says u wil understand me %ut my heart says u wil !lways /emember 4?( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 13" Characters

/ed or white short or tall wrapped in sil"er not wrapped at all under co"ers inside a bo1 shapes S si:es lo"e comes in lots. #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 132 Characters

Ar precious lo"e has turned my life completely around, 2 feel lik 2m wlaking but my feet dont seem $ touch d ground..(( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 123 Characters

Ar d angel who 2 cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d = who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine..( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 124 Characters

9ene"er 2 miss A, 2 wont luk @u in my dreams or try $ hear ur "oice in ur msgs. 2&ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel A( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 135 Characters

2n life lu" is neither planned nor does it happen @ a reason but when d lu" is real it becums ur plan @ life n reason @ li"ing..( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 133 Characters

Ei"e @ d person ho dies @u, mile @ d person ho cries @u, 0ight @ d person ho protects u, n lu" d person ho lu"s u more than u..( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 134 Characters

A&ll alwys b mine @ now n @e"er. A&ll alwys b mine @ ur my treasure. A&ll always b mine pls tel me its true. Pls b mine @e"eri&ll always lu" u...( #$%antic SMS, #$%antic English SMS, 149 Characters

9en a T*A-' could '?!E a wound 9en ?5? & cud P?!B "olumes 9en a 42E? can confirm 2 4 T'?/? then why do " need owrds $ say&2 E*F? 5*A.&

Titanic was sinking. !n englishman asked anta, #'ow far is land#? anta+ $ B4s. ?nglishman jumped into sea. ?nglishman+ 8ow, which direction? anta+ Downwards( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 1"5 Characters

anta+ .har ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto+ Byon( !apke dost chura lengey? anta+ 8ahin, pehchan lengey. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. 9orst affected was Delhi 4etro station where families of anta S %anta were struck for @7 hrs on escalators Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 1"2 Characters

! sweet girl goes to %anta&s shop and said+ 4ujhe underwear dikhao. %anta sharmate hue+ !aj pehan kar nahin aaya. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters

anta+ 9oh ladki kitni sundar hai( %anta+ 4ujhe uska naam pata hai. anta+ Bya naam hai uska? %anta+ 9oh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha #-'!!EA B'!!T!# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters

Translation from hindi to english, #Bhushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi#. anta+ Due to happiness, his chest became breast. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

'ow did santa tried to kill a bird?? 'e took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 109 Characters

anta+ 2 ha"e swallowed a kay. Doctor+ 9hen? anta+ ) months back( Doctor+ 9hat were you doing till now? anta+ 2 was using duplicate key, now 2 ha"e lost it too. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 1"" Characters

anta ki shaadi ek nrse se ho gayi. %anta+!ur kaisi nibh rahi hai? nt+ Puch mat yar,jab tk sister na kaho,bolti hi nahi. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

2n a train compartment husband+ Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. 4ain tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

%anta sitting on upper berth says+ %*9 %*9 Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters

%anta+ 5eh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? anta+ uicide karne ke liye %anta+ To phir ubalne kui kya :aroorat hai? anta+ Bahin infection na ho jaaye Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

.irl+ 9ill u marry me? anta+ 8o, humare yahan shaadi sirf relati"es mein hi hoti hai. 4ummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur %haiya ne %habhi se Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters

anta+ %hagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto+ Thank u . anta+ Eipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto+ Thank u .. anta+ hingaar " sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto+ Thank u . anta+ Par sohni pher " nahi lagdi... Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 208 Characters

anta ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne anta te sussu karta. anta to nurse+ %ibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 138 Characters

?k baar anta .angubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwa:a knock karta hai. .angubai+ Baun ? anta+ 4ain ( .angubai+ 4ain kaun? anta+ Tu .angubai Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

anta joined 8! !. !fter one month the !mericans had to change the name from 8! ! to !T5!8! ! Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters

anta was drawing money from !T4. %anta, who was just behind him in the line said+ 2&"e seen ur password. 2tRs HHHH. anta+ A r wrong. 2tRs =);@. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 145 Characters

8urse came out with the newborn kid, anta rushed $ her S after seeing the kid he shouted, %?T! hua %?T!.

he slapped him+ Eea"e my finger, u fool, 2tRs a gal Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters

anta falls in lo"e with a nurse... !fter much thinking, he finally writes a lo"e letter to her+ #2 lu" u sister.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 114 Characters

%nta ped pe chada to upar bathe bandar ne puucha+ Apar kyo aya %nta+!pple khane %ndr+5eh to am ka ped he %nta+Paa he apl sath laya hu Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"2 Characters

anta asked %anta+ 9hy 4anmohan ingh goes for a walk in e"ening? %anta+ Fery simple, because he is P4 not !4. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 113 Characters

anta dials a number. ! girl recei"es the call. anta+ 9ho r u? .irl+ eeta here. anta+ 4aine to -handigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to !yodhya mil gaya. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters

anta+ ir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera "yah ho gaya hai. %oss+ 0actory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimme"ar nahin hundi. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 138 Characters

Pappu while filling up a form+ 9hat should 2 write against mother tongue.? anta+ Fery long...( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 9" Characters

anta ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped < paudhe thay, anta naukar ko bola ped<paudhon ko pani dal. 8aukar+ ahab baarish ho rahi hai. anta+ !be to -hatri leke dal. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"5 Characters

Teacher+ 9hat should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu+ ! girl on the co"er and no co"er on the girl. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 112 Characters

anta+ 5aar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki de"an? %anta+ .old ring de de. anta+ Boi "adi chee: das yaar. %anta+ Tan fer 4/0 da tyre de de. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 157 Characters

%anta+truck dekhkar tum kampte kyo ho? anta+ ?k truck dr"r meri biwi lekar bhag gya tha, har bar lagta he jese usko "apas karne aya he Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters

! lady calls anta for repairing door bell. anta doesnRt turns up for @ days. Eady calls again, anta replies+ 2&m coming daily since @ days, 2 press the bell but no one comes out. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 18" Characters

Eady to inspector anta+ 4y husband went to buy potatos , days ago, he hasn&t came back yet( anta+ 9hy don&t u cook something else? Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 133 Characters

anta waiting at bus stop in AB along with ) women. 9hen bus arri"ed, conductor picked the women S said+ 8o more, no more anta+ aaleya 4orniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 180 Characters

anta+2tne kam marks? Do thapad marne chahiye. on+'a papa, chalo mene us sale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters

Pappu was writing his father&s name on a =>>> 9att bulb. anta asked him+ 9hat are you doing? Pappu+ !apka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters

!n englishman and santa inside the toilet. ?nglishman+ .ood e"ening, how do u do? anta+ .ood e"ening, we open the :ip and do( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 12" Characters

anta to Pappu+ 9here&s ukhna Eake? Pappu+ Pata nahi. anta+ Babhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu+ 9ho&s %anta?

anta+ Pata nai. Pappu+ Babhi ghar me bhi raha karo. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters

Jeeto yelled at santa+ A&re gonna b really sorry( 2&m going to E?!F? you( anta+ 4ake up ur mind, which one is it gonna be( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 124 Characters

anta went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to lea"e them for some talk. !fter some time santa asks+ #behenji, tusin kinne behen<bhai ho?# .irl+ #Faise taan ) si, par hun @ ho gaye.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 199 Characters

anta+ Do you know ?nglish? %anta+ 5es anta+ *k( Then tell what is the opposite of 8!!. P!8-'!42? %anta+ o simple 5aar... 8!!. D* 8*T PA8-' 4?. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters

anta apni .0 ko 2 lo"e u kehta aur gir jata. .irl+ 5eh kya kar rahe ho? anta + 2 am falling in lo"e. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 109 Characters

Eady doctor+ tum ro: subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? anta+ ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai #aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah => se =$#. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"3 Characters

4asterji+ kal school kyu nahi aaya. anta+ .ir gaya tha or lag gayi. 4asterji+ kahan gire, kahan lagi? anta+ Takiye pe gira tha aur !!8B' lag gayi.. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 152 Characters

anta S banta sending sms $ their gfs. anta+mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? %anta+ 8o, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"2 Characters

anta opened a petrol pump, but not e"en one customer went there. 5ou know why?

%ecause he opened petrol pump on second floor.. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 132 Characters

Altimate answer while changing the job. 2nter"iewer+ 9hy did you changed your last job? anta+ %ecause the company shifted and didn&t tell me where.. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 151 Characters

anta&s urine report got e1changed with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, #you are pregnant#. !ngry santa shouts at wife, #4aine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de#. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters

anta and %anta went for a dri"e. anta+ 'ey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? %anta puts his head out S says #5es<8o, 5es<8o, 5es<8o, 5es<8o(((# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 175 Characters

anta Jon phoneU+ 4aa, khushkhabri hai( 4aa+ %olo beta. anta+ 'um, $ se ) ho gaye. 4aa+ %adhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. anta+ 8a ladka, na ladki. 4aine doosri shaadi karli. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters

anta was inserting dog&s tail into pipe. %anta+ *ye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. anta+ 2diot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

anta&s wife dies. 'e is calm, but his wife&s lo"er is crying furiously... 0inally, santa consoles him+ Don&t worry buddy, 2 will marry again. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 143 Characters

anta+ #Bitna padhey likheJDualifiedU ho?# %anta+ #%.!.# anta+ # aala, $ akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters

9hy did santa keep the door open while bathing? %ecause he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 118 Characters

anta phoned his wife+ 2 am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car ha"e been stolen. !fter sometime he calls again+ 2 am coming, earlier 2 sat on the back seat. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 178 Characters

'istory teacher asked anta+ 8ame kalidas&s brother who was a shoemaker. anta+ !didas Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 87 Characters

anta gi"ing e1am while standing at the door. ! man asked #9hy are you standing at the door?# anta+ #2diot, 2 am gi"ing entrance test.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 138 Characters

anta+ 4om, last night when 2 opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. 4other+ 2diot, you again peed in the refrigerator( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 131 Characters

anta&s shayari+ Butta marr gaya ra:ai "ich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai "ich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 151 Characters

anta+ %haisahab time kya hua? 4an+ ham ke 3 baje hain( anta+ ala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

Teacher to santa+ where were you born? anta+ Thiru"ananthapuram Teacher+ can u spell it? anta Jafter thinking for some timeU+ 2 think 2 was born in .*!. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 157 Characters

anta+ #.od, if you gi"e me =>> rupees, 2 will donate ,> rupees in temple#. J!fter waliking some distance, he finds a ,> rupee noteU anta+ # hame on you .od, you don&t e"en trust me a little? 5ou ha"e already taken your share(# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 234 Characters

anta looking at himself in the mirror, #2 ha"e seen this man somewhere#. !fter half an hour, #*h, its the same man, who married my wife.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 139 Characters

9hile walking in the highlands anta fell down a deep hole. %anta+ / u ok? anta+ 5eah( %anta+ Did u break anything? anta+ 8o, there&s nothing down here. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 158 Characters

anta+ 4ein tere 3@ de 3@ dand todd dene hai. 2k hor aadmi ne keha santa 3@ nahi )$ Dand hunde ne. anta+ 4einu patta se tu "i bolega is layi tere "i gin laye ne. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 1"" Characters

4aster+ 4ein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Eikh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? anta+ Bi karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya((( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 1"2 Characters

anta was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge+ 9hat&ll you take )> days or /s )>>>. anta+ 2 think 2&ll take the money. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 145 Characters

9hy did anta take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pi::a 'ut? !+ %ecause they ad"ertised+ &0ree Deli"ery& Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 102 Characters

Jab dosti ki dastan waDt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge :indgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath gu:ara samay yaad ayega. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters

DonRt rush in lo"e for it ne"er runs out. Eet lo"e be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 158 Characters

9hatRs missing in 'II/T? ?! or A? Pick ?! S youRll get a heart( 2f u pick A, youRll get hurt( 2&d pick A co: it&s better to get hurt than h" a heart without A. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 159 Characters

To li"e this life 2 need a heartbeat, to ha"e a heartbeat 2 need a heart, to ha"e a heart 2 need happiness and to ha"e happiness 2 need you( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 140 Characters

2 ha"e liked many but lo"ed "ery few yet no one has been as sweet as you. 2&d stand S wait in the world&s longest Dueue just @ the pleasure of a moment with u. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form+ Dad, what should 2 write against mother tongue.? anta+ Fery long( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 99 Characters

'ow do you recogni:e anta&s son, Pappu, in chool? !+ 'e is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 125 Characters

! lady asked anta+ E2PT*8 di chah hai? anta replied+ 4ainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters

anta+ 2 kiss my wife e"eryday before lea"ing for office, what about u? %anta+ 4e too, after u lea"e. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 102 Characters

0rog+ Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. anta+ 'ai. 0rog+ 8ahin hai. anta+ 'ai. 0rog+ 8ahin hai S jumps into the well. anta+ 2sme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"8 Characters

%anta ek sadhu se bola+ %aba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. adhu+ %eta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

Preeto+ /aat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. %anta+ Bya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum @ dost... = bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 1"4 Characters

anta+ 2Rm a proud father. 4y son is in medical college. %anta+ 9hatRs he studying?# anta+ 'e&s not studying, they are studying him( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 137 Characters

%anta+ 8ame the ) fastest means of communication. anta+ Telephone, Tele"ision, Tell<a<woman. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 94 Characters

anta standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. %anta+ anta u&ll die. anta+ A&ll die bco: ha"enRt u heard train is coming on platform. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 154 Characters

8urse+ -ongrats anta ji, aap papa ban gaye. anta+ 4eri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters

9hy did anta throw the butter out of the window? !+ 'e wanted to see butterfly( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 81 Characters

9hat&s 0ord? anta+ .aadi. 9hat&s *1ford? anta+ o simple, %ail .aadi. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters

Jeeto+ A tell a man something, it goes in one ear S comes out of the other. anta+ A tell a woman something, it goes in both ears S comes out of the mouth. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 15" Characters

anta+ 4y mother<in<law was bitten by a mad dog( %anta+ *h( ThatRs terrible. anta+ 5es, it was sad to watch the dog die in con"ulsions

Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 137 Characters

C+ ! 4an asked anta, #!kal badhi ya bhains? # !+ anta bola, #Pehle date of birth to batao.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters

C+ ! 4an asked anta, #!kal badhi ya bhains? # !+ anta bola, #Pehle date of birth to batao.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters

anta walks into a library S says, #-an 2 ha"e a burger and coke?# Eibrarian, #2&m sorry, this is a library.# anta whispers, #-an 2 ha"e a burger S fries?# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 15" Characters

Teacher+ 2 want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu+ Eife imprisonment( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 9" Characters

anta found answer to the most difficult Duestion e"er< 9hat comes first < the chicken or the egg? * yaar, jiska order pehle doge, "o ayega( Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

Petrol ke rate badhne par anta bola+ #4enu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi =>> ka bharwata tha ab bhi =>> ka bharwata hoon.# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta Pun a!i SMS, 12" Characters

anta+ 4y dad was an e1tremely bra"e man. 'e once entered a lion&s cage. %anta+ 'e probably got a lot of applause "en he got out. anta+ 2 didn&t say he got out. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 1"3 Characters

%anta+ 9hy is the Police nicknamed #The heart of the country#? anta+ 2t beats, beats, beats. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 94 Characters

*nce Professor anta asked a plumber to come to his college. 5ou know why? %ecause he wanted to check from where the Duestion paper is leaking. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto $ maid+ *h Banta, 2 h" reason $ suspect that %anta is ha"ing an affair with his secretary. Banta+ 2 don&t belie"e it( A r just trying $ make me jealous. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 1"0 Characters

Jeeto+ 2 didn&t know you smoked. 9hen did you start? Preeto+ That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 143 Characters

anta Jreading from book of factsU+ #Do you know that e"ery time 2 breathe a man dies?# %anta+ #9hy don&t you use a mouth wash?# Santa )anta SMS, Santa )anta English SMS, 128 Characters

The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 2f u Don't, he says u are RO!D" 2f u D/? 8icely , he says u are trying to L!RE him# If u Don't, he says u are from VILLA$E" 2f u AR$!E with him, he says u are %T!&&ORN # 2f u keep '!IET, he says u ha"e no &RAIN%" 2f u are %(ARTER than him, he&ll lose )A*E# 2f he&s %marter than u, he is $REAT" 2f u don&t Lo+e him, he tries to O%%E%% u; 2f u Lo+e him( , he will try to LEAVE u.J"ery true huh?U If u ,on't make love with him", he says u don't Love him# If u do-- he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your RO&LE(, he says u are TRO!&LE%O(E# If u don't , he says that u don&t TR!%T him. 2f u %*OLD him, u are like a NANN. to him# If he %*OLD% u, it is because he *ARE% for u" If u &REA/ your P/*42 ?, u -annot be T/A T?D; 2f he &REA/% his, he is )OR*ED to do so. 2f u %(O/E , u are &AD 0irl# If he %(O/E%, he is $ENTLE(AN. 2f u do 9?EE in your e1ams, he says it&s L!*/ # 2f he does 1ELL, it&s &RAIN%" 2f u 2!RT him, u are *R!EL# If he 2!RT% u, u are too %EN%ITIVE-3 sooo har, to please----If u send this to guys5 they will swear that itNs not true....... but if u donNt5 they say u are selfish..... The moral of the story is.......'$N+ T@-' TA 46?' A6T T@$R$ AN?3A?... 2end it to girls also5 gives them some laughter
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