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Gloating From The South
Gloating From The South
By Elton Camp Those who live with ice and snow Have relatives from states below While shoveling the sidewalk, Their weather, these will mock Why live with winters so severe? Have some sense, move down here. Why let road salt eat up your car y continuing living where you are? !ommon sense you seriously lack. "hoveling snow causes a heart attack. #ove where people all say, $%all &ot where, on ice and snow, you fall. 'f a snow blower you%ll have no need. #y good advice you%d be wise to heed. (et away from your icebo) state. *or it%s a move you%ll never hate.