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    The Wizard World newspaper contains articles about attacks by the Arsecleft Brigands who stole money from trousers, celebrations for the death of notorious smoker Frivulus White, and a note that Amy Stepper changed her name to sound fancier. The document also features nonsense words and repeated phrases praising a glowing cloud.

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    The Wizard World newspaper contains articles about attacks by the Arsecleft Brigands who stole money from trousers, celebrations for the death of notorious smoker Frivulus White, and a note that Amy Stepper changed her name to sound fancier. The document also features nonsense words and repeated phrases praising a glowing cloud.

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    Legendaily Brofist - Second Edition

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    The Wizard World newspaper contains articles about attacks by the Arsecleft Brigands who stole money from trousers, celebrations for the death of notorious smoker Frivulus White, and a note that Amy Stepper changed her name to sound fancier. The document also features nonsense words and repeated phrases praising a glowing cloud.

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    Legendaily Brofist

    * The Wizard Worlds Beguiling Bro-sheet of Choice *

    Galleo ns

    For the Ignoble Neglect of the -10th Floors Bathroom

    On the the Head of Janitrix Doorhinge

    1 - What is a young wizards favorite subject in school? 2 What did the Witch order at the inn?

    A. B.

    Spelling Broom service

    EXCLUSIVE: BETWEEN THE CRACKS

    inistry of Brocery was attacked earlier today by a group known only as the Arsecleft Brigands. They

    ALL HAIL. ALL HAIL.

    swept as quiet as whispers through the rotund crags of the boozy offices, shadowing government workers without notice until each victim yelped with the stiff slip of cold, hard Knuts down their trousers. These hardened criminals are still at large, but the Und-Aurors are pulling up their pants to make sure they do not slip through any more cracks. They have issued a warning to all witches and wizards to be on the lookout near Laundromags, Piggy Vaults and your couches, and that until further notice, Gringotts will only ensure the safety of your front pockets. (Continued on Page 12)

    AMY STEPPER
    TAKES A STEP UP
    IN THE SARTORIAL ARTS!
    Keep it homies. up! Peace out,

    Why so Frivulus?
    n other news, we celebrate the longbelated death of infamous Glow Smoker Frivulus White. He allegedly fell beyond the mysterious Vale of Night, an apocryphal artifact said to be housed deep inside the Department of Bloody Fuck It, Call It Whatever You Want But Would You Please Just Put That Damned Thing Over There, You

    ll hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the

    Major Fucking Twat (sic).

    glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the glow cloud. All hail the

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