An insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.

American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Irish: Chokes the insect to spit the beer it has drunk. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. elates the issue to !ashmir. Asks the Chinese for "ilitary aid. Takes a loan from the American to help Pakistan keep a balance of power in the sub#continent$ and uses the money to buy the beer.