Script AA Group Project

Evan Welcome guys to this weeks Alcoholics meeting. My name is Evan and Im your team leader so lets get started Would anyone like to share anything? Fergus (speaks in a drunken slur with a thick accent) ajkdghasjkgbkas sfhag sdagf djsfhvsdkjgsg sdgdsg ahd asdj vjashd hf haeksushf hn dfghp Looks around grinning but no one has understood him Evan OK then Anyone else? Fergus slumps in his seat and hangs his head Will This one time I got so drunk I woke up in a chalk outline. Lorraine (Interrupting Will) I dont know if I mentioned my story last week but it all started when I meet Rockstar boyfriend Monster... Everyone (Huffing in unison) Lorraine

Everything started out so well I dont know where it went wrong Black out 30 Minutes Later Scene reopens with shots of all characters bored and falling asleep Cans (Mimicking Lorraine) Lorraine And finally Shots of everyone waking up Lorraine After years of being beaten I have finally found inner peace Will Where did you find it? Cans In Veronicas bedroom Veronica (shots him down with an evil glare and then starts to consider it) Cans (Shot of Lorraine beginning to break down as a result of being ignored) Cans

Waaaaay, woooo Veronica (shakes her head as the evil stare returns and anger returns to her face) How dare you How dare you insult the house of Vodknoff! Go screw yourself!! Cans Well Im a can so I cant go screw myself but I can do this (pops his tab and pretends to relieve himself) Jack D. Back in my day we would settle this like real men! With a showdown Spotlights on Veronica and Cans as a Classic Wild West showdown scenario starts Evan Now, now guys cool it like Coolade. Lorraine I cant take it anymore! Veronica Screw your cap back on you silly English woman. You embarrass yourself. Lorraine (jumping off her chair and makes a break for the exit) I need a drink, I NEED A DRINK!

Everyone looking at her shocked disbelief as Tony and cans burst into laughter. Evan And thats why you should never drink beyond the pint of control. Iris shot closes the frame briefly freezing on Evans faces as he winks directly at the camera before the scene fades to a Black Out.