Constitution of Tol Eressa The Lonely Isle

we may form a more perfect Capitalist Dictatorship, establish partiality to Lord Jarl Brake the Preeminent and military commander Tom Bombadil, insure total obedience towards them, contribute a forced 35% of our earnings towards our military, promote the capitalist dictatorship mindset, and secure the blessings of liberty to our Lord Jarl Brake the Preeminent, and endow total slavery upon ourselves, and do ordain and establish this Constitution for Tol Eressa The Lonely Isle. I. II. III. IV. V. VI. Never make business transactions among other countries outside of our alliances. All male and females must serve 5 years assisting our military at some point during their life. If you are in violation of our moral laws, you will be sentenced to Artaith for the remaining years of your life. Thou shalt not speak ill words of or related to our Lord Jarl Brake the Preeminent or of his military commander Tom Bombadil. Lord Jarl Brake the Preeminent has been deemed our eternal dictator, never to be replaced. Our government is named a Capitalist Dictatorship, meaning it is a capitalist economy while ruled by a dictator, and this economy shall remain to the end of the ages.

We the people, as citizens of Tol Eressa The Lonely Isle, in the hope that

We hold these truths to be self-evident that no one is created equal. That we are born into social classes and have no control over our decisions.