BALGOBIN TEACHER BALGOBIN TEACHER BALGOBIN : : : : Why are you late? Because of the sign. What sign?

The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER BALGOBIN TEACHER BALGOBIN : : : : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" No, that's wrong Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER BALGOBIN TEACHER BALGOBIN : : : : What is the chemical formula for water? "HIJKLMNO"!! What are you talking about? Yesterday you said it's H to O!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America. BALGOBIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Balgobin! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we idn't have ten years ago. BALGOBIN : Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN : Don't bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I". BALGOBIN : I is...

TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why is father didn't punish him?" BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? BALGOBIN : Brotherly love? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN : A teacher

Satu hari Sultan Johor merasa sungguh boring, jadi dia tanya Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai kat Malaysia ni?" "Joko Jahyono budak Indonesia itu, Tuanku," jawab Bendahara. Sultan Johor pun panggil Joko Jahyono. "Joko Jahyono," Baginda bertitah: "Kalau mu pandai sangat, cuba buat satu cerita seratus patah perkatae tapi setiap perkatae mesti mula denge huruf 'J'" Terperanjat beruk Joko Jahyono, tapi selepas berfikir, dia pun mula bercerite: Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng Juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya: jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!" Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan. Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..." Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga. Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack. Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget. "Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juminten. Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil, jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal Johny, Jebreeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor juga jebleh... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin Juminten...!" jerit Jack... Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera..." jawab Johny. Juni, Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajajan jejer Juminten. Jhony jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny "jolly-jolly jumper." Jumpalagi, jek...!!! Jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!! jusah...!!!