Heimerdinger

By Eduardo Kruel Story based on League of Legends

Hello and welcome to the NASA news! said the very intelligent reporter from NASA Today we have breaking news from the 12th street in a dark and secret basement said his short and big-headed helper. The reporter exclaimed We have a very important inventor working on a project to travel to mars! The inventor wants to be interviewed! said the helper in a deep voice. Hello, I have a very important project right here; it is a portal to mars. But, of course, in every portal, we need to travel through space, excitedly said the inventor. He, the inventor said in a voice that seemed he got mistaken Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Heimerdinger, I know, weird name; I also produce weapons and offensive material like bombs! Why did he say he was worried he needs to travel through space? Im almost done! Wait, I am done! said very happily the inventor so called Heimerdinger. Now I just need to enter! He enters the portal quickly without thinking a bit before entering. OH! he shouted repeatedly until his voice turned into a very high pitch. He woke up with a giant-sized head and he said My head is so large, it must have been because I traveled through space and my head expanded, but it wasnt so fast so it didnt explode. On Mars, he saw a poster on the floor, Big headed? Then you need the Scroll of Rejuvenation! Lying in the red ground because of the iron oxide, you might think, Why? Iron is white not red. The iron oxide is red because of rust that is red. The young inventor said It is my only hope! He picked it up and said I need to get to the Eye of the twilight! Its good I bought this weapon pack. He sighed. I guess Ill need to fight those ninjas, Ill be sure to emerge victorious! In the Eye of the Twilight there was a dull blue color on the wall. Somehow there were flowers on top of plain stone! Standing on top a pillar out of 4 pillars there was Shen. A blue ninja that had daggers in his hands. I might not be strong! But you will be defeated by my resistant! declared the blue ninja that looked camouflaged because he matched the color of the wall. No, you wont! You are a ninja that you cant touch me! Shen threw the dagger aiming at the inventors head. The inventor dogged but it was close because of his giant head. Now it is my turn! adding that the inventor placed 2 H-28G Evolution Turrets. The turrets where shooting mini cannonballs at Shen but the speed at they attacked, man, they were as fast as a cheetah running from a bull! To finish that blue weaken man the turrets shot a beam of ray that was very hot

just because of the red color! The almost-dead ninja said you might have emerged victorious from me, but you will never get the scroll of rejuvenation! As he said his last words he died on the ground like a dramatic movie death. Wow thought the inventor I never thought I would kill someone. Even though, he thought again Well, that was easy! As he said those words an elevator opened on his back. He entered on it and he reached the Heart of the Tempest. It was a purple area with rays of thunders that was beaming from everywhere. On top of the lowest totem there was a very little Ninja with a shuriken in his hand. He was so little he was called a yordle. He threw many shurikens around the young inventor, by that time the inventor was nervous. The yordle shouted right at his face Taste the lightening you little inventor! The inventor that was almost crying , sighed and said Ok My name is Kennen said the ninja. Hyeaa When Kennen screams that he threw one shuriken right on the inventors belly. No, I wont die! raged the inventor. He got so furious he had a card in his sleeve. Literally, he got a little card from his sleeve and threw it in the air, from that card a wave of Hextech Micro-Rockets. From that exchange of attacks both were really hurt, but I say, A LOT. From the rage of the little inventor had gotten he reacted faster and made a critical hit by aiming and shooting a wrench at the yordles head. He was lying on the ground in Rest Mode as he called, he wouldnt move at all. When he came back from his nap he had taken he found a health pack from the manufacture Anshin. He looked back to the ground and he saw the iron oxide that was red again. He thought, How am I on the surface of Mars, this doesnt make sense! He saw that in fact there were aliens in Mars, but, they were nice. They didnt want your brains, they just wanted peace. One of the aliens gave him a coin to use on the Mercian Telescope. From the telescope, the inventor could see his really loved planet, the Earth. Also he could see two sphere-ish objects. From my knowledge the closest one is dark brown with a bunch of little craters and a giant one called Stickney, which is Phobos. Phobos is the closest moon to Mars. Farther ahead there is another sphere, it is white with some parts including the middle was pinkish white. If the other was Phobos this one had to be Deimos he said strangely talking to the same Mer cian that gave him the coin. He understands because he used google.com.mars, he had internet connection because he stole it from the Mars Hover, Spirit, who had their wheels stuck on the sand!?!?!? Crazy, huh! Still looking at the telescope he saw two asteroids collapsing and disappearing. He thought that was a Primordial Black Hole. He, before traveling to Mars he studied that those Primordial Black Hole were the size of a mountain! Also it had a mass of a large mountain average! The inventor grew up learning about black holes. He really enjoyed them. But, now it the technology it is much easier to find them. After that, when he left the telescope he was walking and fell into a trap. The inventor screams ITS A TARP! Yes, he did say tarp. It was his way of saying trap. When he fell, he fell onto a green arena. On top of the many pillars there was a green

assassin. The arena had a name of, The Fist of the Shadow! On the wall was drawn a karma, she also had a karma in her hand. My name is Akali! the assassin ninja jumped down. The girl or better, woman wanted to finish him off! She threw a karma at him and sticking it into his head. He threw a CH-1 Electron Storm Grenade. Karma came so close she could easily hit him with her karma. He felt he would have died so he threw 3 grenades at the same spot directly hitting all of them on her head. The grenades stunned her and she backed off and fell. She was screaming and for a final execution the inventor threw a bolt at her karma and it knocked her hand away removing her hand off her arm. He said What have I done? I killed people doing their job just because of me! I am very selfish! I just care about my head that I can live with it and I am killing lives! Now he knew he had defeated all his foes. He just needed to kill Zed to find the Scroll of Rejuvenation. He walked countless feet maybe even some miles just for his head to turn 30 inches smaller. Until he found out on his iPad mini with the robbed internet from the rover that his next foe, Zed, mastered the shadows. Then when he heard about it, he found the Temple called Master of the Shadows. He entered the old and ginormous door. It was dark red as the iron ninjas, Zed, armor. He was ambushed by many shadows. He didnt know what to do. He had one plan, that wasnt finished. It might fail and ruin all his normal weapons. But it was the only thing he could have done. So, he outrageously used the ultimate button on all weapons. He threw his CH-1 Electron Storm Grenade. From that button he pressed before it bounced all around the shadows stunning and freezing them. After, he used the Hextech Micro-rockets. But instead of firing one wave of rockets he fired 8 waves of rockets damaging all the surrounding. Finishing all of them. It worked! It worked! He excitedly said to all the dead shadows and jumping on top of them. He heard someone say Embrace, the shadows, embrace! Oh no! He said. It was him, the mighty Zed. He came in with his Death Mark. Marking an enemy, teleporting to him, and hitting him. With the inventor with his brain out of his mind he threw his grenade on top of him and ran away. The grenade kept bouncing on top of the iron headed ninja. Continuously stunning the man. With him with a unlimited loop of stuns. He was out of danger. He fired all the 8 waves of Hextech Turrets. Also he deployed his turret, H-28G Evolution Turret, that actually evoluted. He deployed the turret and it turned out gigantic, it was firing a ball that was demolishing the iron armor. Then the turret beamed at the ninja knocking him back making the grenade not bounce on the ninja, the ninja was free, again. From him free again, the inventor used his Hextech Micro-turrets to hit him. But it didnt! He used a Living Shadow to switch places with him and he dodged the rockets. The thing the inventor didnt notice was that the iron ninja was behind him. Because the name of the shadow was Living Shadow. It mimicked all the ninjas movement. So, the ninja threw shuricanes hitting his back and his front. He received stabs from the finger knifes of the ninja. The inventor knocked unconscious. The ninja kept looking at the inventor. Wondering how did the inventor get that large head. With the ninja off guard, he threw the CH-1 Electron Storm Grenade on the ninja stunning him and finishing him with a good evaluated turret.

Now, the inventor was alone. Now he just had to find the Scroll of Rejuvenation, with this scroll he would turn his head to normal size. With the ninja dead he said laughing He dead! Where is the scroll? He saw a glass door and he opened it. There a light beamed on his face and the scroll appeared and he grabbed it. Now he could easily get out of the temple. He got out from the temple. He was thinking a way to get out of mars and get to earth. Since his mask of oxygen was running very low he needed to get out of there. By that time there was landing a rover on mars, Curiosity. He used the propulsion of the rover on mars to dash to earth! Wait! This is impossible! NOTHING, IS, IMPOSSIBRU! He propelled himself and landed on the lake of Guaiba in Porto Alegre, Brazil. From that propulsion he almost hit the moon. The moon has a cycle that when the moons back is facing the sun, the moon doesnt appear so well for the people on earth because there is no light hitting its front. When the moon is on the opposite side, the light of the sun reflects on the moon making it very visible. On the sides it appears half or some quarters because some parts are facing the sun and the other parts arent. After he landed on the lake his head got even larger. He managed to work on the airport for a little until he got enough money for an airplane ticket to get home. After he got to his lab he read the scroll and his head turned back to normal size. 2011-2013 CrossAlloy