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Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest

further in Punjab after receiving a letter


from Mr Banta Singh .


To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
From : Banta Singh of Punjab
ate : ! "#ril $%%&
Subject : Problems 'ith m( ne' com#uter
ear Mr. Bill Gates,
)e bought a com#uter for our home and 'e have found
some #roblems, 'hich * 'ant to bring to (our notice..
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system? !ind only 're-cycle'" but own a scooter at my home.
#. There is '$ind' button but it is not workin%. &y wi!e lost the
door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ' !ind
'button" but was unable to trace. 'lease recti!y this problem.
(. &y child learned '&icroso!t word' now he wants to learn
'&icroso!t sentence'" so when you will provide that?
). bou%ht computer" *'+" mouse and keyboard" but there is
only one icon which shows '&y *omputer', when you will
provide the remainin% items?
-. t is surprisin% that windows says '&. 'ictures' but there is
not even a sin%le photo o! mine. /o when will you keep my
photo in that.
0. There is '&*1O/O$T O$$*2' what about
'&*1O/O$T 3O&2' since use the '* at home only.
4. .ou provide '&y 1ecent 5ocuments'. When you will
provide '&y 'ast 5ocuments'?
6. .ou provide '&y 7etwork 'laces'. $or 8od sake please do
not provide '&y /ecret 'laces'. do not want to let my wi!e
know where %o a!ter my o!!ice hours.
1e%ards"9anta
:ast one &r. 9ill 8ates
'./, ;Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS ?"

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