The Jolly Postman or

Other Peoples Letters

Narrators: Saachi and Donovan
Papa Bear: Brody
Witch: Kayla S.
Cinderella: Kayla W.
Giant: Ivan
Wolf: Aneesh
Goldilocks: Sydney
Jolly Postman: Luke




Narrator (Saachi): Once upon a bicycle, so they say, a jolly postman came one day. From
over the hills and far away with a letter for the Three Bears. So Papa Bear read the
letter.

Papa Bear (Brody):

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Bear, and Baby Bear,
I am very sorry indeed that I came into your house and ate Baby Bears porridge.
Mommy says I am a bad girl. I hardly eat any porridge when she cooks it she says. Daddy
says he will mend the little chair.
Love from Goldilocks

P.s. Baby Bear can come to my party if he likes. There will be 3 kinds of jelly and a magician.


Narrator (Donovan): The postman drank his tea and what happened next well very soon
see. Off went the postman. Toodle-oo! In his uniform of postal blue. To a gingerbread
cottage and garage too! With a letter for the Wicked Witch! So the witch read the
letter with a cackle of glee.

Witch (Kayla S.)
HEE HEE HEE
Well what do we have here? Little boy pie mix? Sounds YUMMY to me. Oh! I need the frog
powder mix. My old toad just hopped away. I must have these boots in coal black, jet
black, and bat black too!
Wheres my phone?! I must call now. If I dont get what I want, Ill cast my new tricky
spell. HEE HEE HEE

Narrator (Saachi): Soon the Jolly Postman, we hear to tell, stopped at a door with a giant
bell and a giant bottle of milk as well. With a postcard for guess who?




Giant (Ivan):
Dear Giant Bigg,
Having a nice time- me, my mom and your hen that lays the golden eggs. Its
better than travelers checks. Saw a bloke as we was flying down- He was bigger than
you! Ive took note of his address. Take care of yourself- and your talking harp. Ill be
back for that one of these days; I shouldnt wonder.
Bye for now- Your very little pal,
Jack

Narrator (Donovan): So the Giant read the postcard with the postman on his knee, and the
Postman wet his whistle with a thimbleful of tea

Narrator (Saachi): Once more on his bicycle, the postman rode. To a beautiful palace, so
weve been told. Where nightingales sang and a sign said SOLD. With a letter for
Cinderella. Theres a surprise! So Cinders read her letter.

Cinderella (Kayla W.):
Dear Princess,
We at The Piper Press hope soon to publish a little book for younger readers in
celebration of your recent marriage to HRH Prince Charming. A copy of this book is
enclosed for you.
We trust this shortened version of your Highnesss most marvelous tale will not displease
you. We also trust that you will be comfortable in your new home, and live happily ever
after.
Your humble servant,
Peter Piper

Narrator (Donovan): Later on, the postman, feeling hot, came upon a grandma in a shady
spot. But Grandmawhat big teeth youve got! Besides, the letter is forOooooh,
Mr. Big Bad Wolf! So Grandma read the letter and poured some tea which the not- so
Jolly Postman drank nervously.

Wolf (Aneesh):
Dear Mr. Wolf,
Miss Riding-Hood is mad that you are living in her grandmothers house. She tells us
that you are also wearing her grandmothers clothes without her permission.
If you do not stop this, we will call the Official Woodcutter, and if necessary- all the
Kings horses and all the Kings men.
Further, the Three Little Pigs are suing you for blowing down their house. They say you
hurt them very badly. The Pigs will not take the turnips or apples that you gave them for the
damages. All of your huffing and puffing will not help you.
Yours sincerely,
Harold Meeny

Narrator (Saachi): Now the jolly postman nearly done, came to a house where a party had
begun. On the step was a bear with a bun. But the letter was for Goldilocks.



Goldilocks (Syndey):
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake bakers man,
Bake me a cake as fast as you can,
Carry it in on a beautiful plate
And light up the candles-
TODAY I AM EIGHT!!

To Goldilocks with love from Mrs. Bunting and Baby

Narrator (Donovan): So Goldilocks put the money in the pocket of her dress. She asked the
postman to her party. And of course, he answered yes! (Guests at the party include
the Three Bears, the Witch, Cinderella, the Wolf and Goldilocks.)

Narrator (Saachi): Once upon a bicycle, so they say, A jolly postman came one day. From
over the hills and far away. The jolly postman has delivered all the mail. Now he goes
home, in the evening, for tea!