31 Flavors of Quotes!

1. I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine. Elaine, you're out of control. You need
help. The price? Your soul. Oh, and by the way, you have till 5:00 to clear out your
desk. You're fired! ~Mr. Peterman, Sienfeld

2. That was an order! Steiners attack was an order! How dare you ignore my orders?
Is this what it came to?
~Hitler, Downfall

3. Alright, so there I am loading up my slice of pizza.. garlic, mmm, mmm.. and I see
this guy over at the pizza boxes giving me the stink-eye. So I give him the crook-
eye back! ~Kramer, Seinfeld

4. The powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. The powerful play
goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be? ~Mr. Keating,
Dead Poets Society

5. One, Two Three, Four. I'm coming Four, five. How to stay alive I can see
you! Six! Seven! Go to Hell or go to Heaven! ~Roy Batty, Blade Runner

6. Police! Open up! Freeze, mother! Spread 'em. I said spread 'em! You're in big
trouble son. Just make love to that wall, pervert! ~Kramer, Seinfeld

7. Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps
and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a
man! Get your knees up! ~Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

8. Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six?
It seems like a lifetime. ~ Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

9. And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of huge
bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. ~ Raoul Duke,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

10. Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show
you any stinking badges! ~Gold Hat, The Treasure of the Sierra Madres

11. This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat.
What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to
pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you! ~Phil
Connors, Groundhog Day

12. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will
blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel
lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? ~Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

13. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're
going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on
tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go! ~Ethel Thayer, On Golden Pond

14. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become
the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in
the hole! ~ Carl Spackler, Caddy Shack

15. Guess what! I got a FEVER! And the only prescription...is MORE COWBELL!
~Christopher Walken, SNL

16. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several
of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handy, SNL

17. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is God is
crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is
Probably because of something you did. ~Jack Handy, SNL

18. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that
plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've
given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever. ~Noah, The Notebook

19. We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry
because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with
passion. ~Mr. Keating, Dead Poets Society

20. For the first time in my whole life, I know what I wanna do! And for the first time,
I'm gonna do it! Whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem! ~Neil,
Dead Poets Society

21. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys,
make your lives extraordinary. ~Mr. Keating, Dead Poets Society

22. You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day youll know what love
truly is. Its the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to
appreciate the sweet. ~Brian, Vanilla Sky

23. Most of us live our whole lives, without having an adventure to call our own.
What is any life without the pursuit of a dream? ~Rebecca Dearborn, Vanilla Sky

24. Its odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I
thought that was clever. But its going to be so much more moving when I
strangle her on our wedding night. ~Prince Humperdink, The Princess Bride

25. Our parents came to this country, escaping persecution, poverty and hunger.
Hunger, Harold. They were very, very hungry. They wanted to live in a land that
treated them as equals, a land filled with hamburger stands. ~Kumar, Harold
and Kumar Go To White Castle

26. What's the matter with you? You gotta be crazy chasin' me halfway across the
country. Why are you doin' this to me? I've got a dream too. But it's about singing
and dancing and making people happy. ~Kermit The Frog, The Muppet Movie

27. You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls
have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? ~Colonel Jessup,
A Few Good Men


28. As a writer and a poet, it is my duty to get out there and dig the world. To swing
the whole friggin' scene while there's still time, man! My fartin' around days are
over, baby! ~Fritz, Fritz the Cat

29. And they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We
are lions! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death...
Who's with me? Alright! Let's fly! ~Inspirational Speech, Various Movies

30. We are not among the living and so we cannot die, but neither are we dead. Too
long Ive been starving to death and havent died. You best start believing in ghost
stories Miss Turner. Youre in one! Hahahahaha! ~Captain Barbossa,
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

31. Dont be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to
destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. ~Darth Vader,
Star Wars IV: A New Hope