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Donnie Brasco
Donnie Brasco
by
Paul At t anasi o
Based on t he book, "Donni e Br asco, "
by J oseph D. Pi st one wi t h Ri char d
Woodl ey
REVI SED DRAFT
J ul y 27, 1992
1 EXT. DAY. WASHI NGTON, D. C.
An AERI AL VI EWof t he nat i on' s capi t al , MOVI NG I N on t he st ol i d
l i mest one box of FBI HEADQUARTERS. Super ed bel ow:
FBI HEADQUARTERS. WASHI NGTON,
D. C. 1981.
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2 I NT. DAY. FBI HEADQUARTERS
A spaci ous cor ner OFFI CE. Amer i can f l ag, FBI seal , and a pl ush
car pet Feder al bl ue.
CLENDON HOGUE, 40s, bar r el chest , shr ewd eyes over hal f - moon gl asses,
PRESI DES behi nd a vast desk. The i mpr essi ve mi en of ear ned
aut hor i t y. Bef or e hi m:
J ULES BONOVOLONTA, l at e 40s, Gr een Ber et vet er an, SUPERVI SOR, 140
pounds of pugnaci t y and gr i st l e. Ex- st r eet agent cr amped by
headquar t er s.
PAT MARSHALL, l at e 30s, a CASE AGENT, compul si vel y or gani zed, wi t h
haunt ed choi r boy' s eyes.
CLARENCE LEBOW, ear l y 40s. Assi st ant SECTI ON CHI EF. Br ooks
Br ot her s, heavy st ar ch.
LEBOW
I t ' s goi ng down t oni ght .
J ULES
Says who? A f ucki ng wi r e.
LEBOW
A r el i abl e wi r e.
J ULES
A f i ct i on wr i t er .
Hogue per uses SURVEI LLANCE PHOTOS of Sonny Red and Sonny Bl ack. Then
r eads t he I NFORMANT' S REPORT.
MARSHALL
i s t hat t he 209, si r ?
LEBOW
Ther e' s goi ng t o be a war bet ween
Sonny Red and Sonny Bl acki t ' s
al l over t he st r eet s.
J ULES
Cl ar ence, you coul dn' t f i nd t he
st r eet s wi t h an asphal t det ect or .
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2.
2 CONTI NUED:
MARSHALL
Sonny Bl ack goes, ever yone wi t h
hi mgoes.
J ULES
That ' s doesn' t mean i t ' s t oni ght .
LEBOW
Even i f i t ' s not t oni ght and I ' m
not sayi ng i t ' s not t oni ght i t
coul d st i l l be t oni ght because i t
coul d be any ni ght .
J ULES
Fuck you, Cl ar ence.
LEBOW
Heyl I ' ma Mor mon 1
HOGUE
You have some obj ect i on t o t hese
guys ki l l i ng each ot her ? .
MARSHALL
I t ' s j ust t hat one of t hem' s one
of us.
HOGUE
An i nf or mant ?
J ULES
An agent . Under cover .
HOGUE
Then why ar e you dependi ng on an
i nf or mant ? What does t he agent
say?
( of f awkwar d l ooks)
When' s t he l ast t i me you spoke t o
hi m?
J ULES
Thr ee weeks.
MARSHALL
Thr ee weeks and t wo days.
HOGUE
He checks i n ever y t hr ee weeks?
MARSHALL
He checks i n when he checks i n,
si r.
J ULES
We had t o make up t he r ul es as we
went al ong- -
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3.
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HOGUE
My pr edecessor st ar t ed t hi s?
J ULES
Hi s pr edecessor .
LEBOW
I t ' s been f i ve year s.
MARSHALL
Fi ve year s and t hr ee mont hs.
J ULES
I amnot gonna bl ow a chance t o
cr i ppl e t he ent i r e f ucki ng Maf i a
j ust because some f ucki ng empt y
sui t i n Bl ue Car pet Land
LEBOW
I amso si ck of your super i or New
Yor k at t i t ude
J ULES
t hi nks t her e' s gonna be a
Shoot out t oni ght af t er t he
f ucki ng t ar ant el l a.
LEBOW
You' r e goi ng t o r i sk a man' s l i f e
j ust t o make cases.
J ULES
( r i ght back)
Maki ng t hose cases i s hi s l i f e.
HOGUE
And how many cases do we have?
MARSHALL
( guessi ng)
A hundr ed, t wo hundr ed. . .
HOGUE
Whi ch one?
J ULES
The t rut h i s we don' t know.
HOGUE
Let me get t hi s st r ai ght . Nobody
knows wher e he i s. Nobody' s
spoken t o hi m. He' s been
under cover f i ve year s. He mi ght
ver y wel l get ki l l ed t oni ght at
a f ucki ng weddi ngnot because
he' s one of us. but because he' s
one of t ; hem. -
( more)
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2 CONTI NUED: ( 3)
HOGUE ( Cont ' d)
I ' ve been on t he j ob one f ucki ng
week. And i t ' s my f ucki ng
deci si on? How t he hel l di d t hi s
happen?
Awkwar d l ooks and f oot shuf f l i ng al l ar ound.
MARSHALL
What t i me' s t he weddi ng?
LEBOW
Ei ght o' cl ock t oni ght .
THE CLOCK .
on t he wal l r eads *9: 36. "
HOGUE
Who i s t hi s f ucki ng guy?
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3 I NT. NI GHT. BARWASHI NGTON ( 1975)
CLOSE ON
J OE PI STONE, 30s, at hl et e' s bui l d, body l angui d wi t h a ki l l er ' s
conf i dence. Eyes dead as a shar k' s. He chaf es at hi s r ep- st r i ped
t i e and of f - t he- r ack sui t .
WI DER
LeBow, Mar shal l , and t wo ot her SUI TS ar ound t he t abl e. J ul es
del i ver s a TOAST. Super ed bel ow:
BLACKI E' S. WASHI NGTON, D. C.
1975.
J ULES
. . . And so, J oe, we wi sh you bon
voyage wi t h t hi s f ar ewel l dr i nk.
We' d gi ve you a f ar ewel l di nner -
but why spend al l t hat money when
you' l l j ust come cr awl i ng back t o
your ol d desk?
Laught er ar ound t he t abl e. The CLI NK of gl asses. . .
LEBOW
I woul d l ove t o know how you sol d
t hemon t hi s.
DONNI E
I t ol d t hemI want ed t o get f ar
away f r omyou, Cl ar ence, They
got i t i nst ant l y.
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5.
3 CONTI NUED:
LEBOW
We' ve had our best guys on t hi s
si nce, what , Val achi ? Twent y
year s?
MARSHALL
Who knows? We never t r i ed
anyt hi ng l i ke t hi s.
LEBOW
What does t hat t el l you?
MARSHALL
The Di r ect or t hought i t woul d be
t oo cor r upt i ng.
J ULES
Then maybe I shoul d do i t . I ' m
i n a mood t o be cor r upt ed.
LEBOW
You know what t hese peopl e ar e
l i ke. They' r e al l mar r i ed t o
each ot her ' s cousi n.
J ULES
( shr ugs)
I t ' s si x mont hs.
MARSHALL
I t hi nk i t ' s gr eat . Under cover ' s
a new ar ea. Get i n on t he gr ound
f l oor .
LEBOW
I t ' s a wi l d goose chase. I ' m
sayi ng t hi s as a f r i end.
J OE
What do I know? I ' mj ust a dumb
gui nea.
LEBOW
Don' t t al k t hat way, J oe.
( beat )
Because, you know, you ar e j ust
a dumb gui nea.
LAUGHTER f r omt he gr oup. J oe doesn' t know whet her t o j oi n i n or
punch somebody. J ul es hands hi ma l ar ge ber i bboned BOX.
J ULES
Her e you go, J oe.
J oe opens t he box. A wi de- br i mmed Al Capone FEDORA. Upr oar i ous
l aught er f r omt he gr oup.
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6.
3 CONTI NUED: ( 2 )
LEBOW
I f you al r eady have one, you can
r et ur n i t .
J ULES
Put i t onl
Agai nst hi s wi l l , J oe put s on t he hat . Mor e l aught er f r omt he gr oup.
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4 EXT. DAY. SUBURBS
Thr ee exuber ant TOMBOYS pl ay f oot bal l on t he f r ont l awn of a modest
spl i t - l evel home: TERRY, 13, r ebel i n a hur r y; KERRY, 10, t he good
gi r l ; and SHERRY, 8, t he baby.
Ter r y hi kes t he bal l , dr ops back t o t hr ow. . .
A PASS
spi r al s up i nt o t he ai r . . . wher e i t ' s I NTERCEPTED by J oe, who appear s
out of nowher e.
SHERRY
Daddy, Daddy1
J oe f ei nt s, t r i es t o dodge t he gi r l s. . . Then si dest eps. . .
J OE
I ' m out of bounds. St opl Thi s- -
l ookt hi s i s out of bounds 1
They t ackl e hi manyway. Gr ab hi s l egs t i l l he TOPPLES i n a l aughi ng
heap.
MAGGI E PI STONE, a pr et t y, st r ong- wi l l ed bl onde i n her 30s, emer ges at
t he f r ont door . SMI LES at t he scene. Then FROWNS as she r eal i zes
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5 I NT. LATER. LAUNDRY ROOM
J oe st ands i n hi s sui t j acket and boxer shor t s whi l e Maggi e t r i es t o
r emove t he GRASS STAI NS on t he pant s knees.
MAGGI E
I swear t o God, J oe, I have t o
spr ay you wi t h Scot chgar d ever y
mor ni ng.
J oe embr aces her f r ombehi nd.
J OE
What amI supposed t o do? Ter r y -
t ackl es l i ke her mot her .
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7.
5 CONTI NUED:
He gr opes at her . She moves hi s hands of f . . .
MAGGI E
I l l egal hol di ng.
Hi s hands go back t o gr opi ng. She smacks t hem. . . .
J OE
Roughi ng t he passer .
MAGGI E
I suppose I shoul d be gr at ef ul
t hat i t ' s not bl ood st ai ns, or
powder bur ns. Li ke t he ol d days.
J OE
I got some good news t oday.
We' r e goi ng back t o J er sey.
MAGGI E
You' r e ki ddi ng1 You got
t r ansf er r ed?
J OE
The ki ds can see t hei r
gr andpar ent s. Pl us i t ' s GS- 13.
That ' s t wo t housand mor e.
MAGGI E
My Godl When di d t hi s al l
happen? -
J OE
J ust t oday.
MAGGI E
What ar en' t you t el l i ng me?
J OE
Not hi ng.
MAGGI E
I know enough about t he Bur eau
t hat not hi ng happens t hi s
qui ckl y, J oe. Especi al l y i f i t
i nvol ves a r ai se.
J OE
Remember t hat guy I met at
Quant i co, t hat super vi sor ?
Ber ada? Be asked f or me. Saf e
and Hi j acki ngs, i n New Yor k.
MAGGI E
But t hi s i s a desk j ob, r i ght ?
( beat )
I t hought we agr eed about you
goi ng back on t he st r eet agai n.
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8.
5 CONTI NUED: ( 2)
J OE
Thi s i s di f f er ent . I t ' s
under cover .
MAGGI E
What does t hat mean, under cover ?
J OE
Under cover . You know,
under cover .
MAGGI E
Wi l l you come home at ni ght ?
J OE
I t ' s a good oppor t uni t y.
MAGGI E
Under cover i n what ?
J OE
An FBI wi f e doesn' t ask, Maggi e.
MAGGI E
Wi l l you be home on t he weekends?
J 9E
I t ' s j ust si x mont hs.
MAGGI E
You wai t ed t i l l t hi s was al l
deci ded. You never asked meyou
knew what I was goi ng t o say.
What do you want f r omme, J oe?
J OE
I want you t o say, ' I t ' s okay' .
' I t ' s gr eat ' .
MAGGI E
You f i nal l y got t o headquar t er ?
and now you' r e goi ng back on t he
st r eet .
J OE
Don' t you under st and? I buy a
Br ooks Br ot her s sui t but t her e' s
al ways a but t on t hat comes of f or
a st ai n t hat won' t come out - i t ' s
l i ke t he sui t knows I don' t
bel ong i n i t . I si t i n a r oom
wi t h Cl ar ence and t he r est of
t hemand t he onl y way I know
somet hi ng' s f unny i s when
ever yone el se l aughs.
Ever yt hi ng, al l day, i t ' s j ust
( gest ur es) t hi s much of f .
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9.
5 CONTI NUED: ( 3)
MAGGI E
You' r e as smar t as t hey ar e.
J OE
I coul d be a f ucki ng Ph. D. f r om
Har var d and i t woul dn' t mat t er
I cannot wi n. To do somet hi ng
t hat ' s never been done, t hat t hey
say can' t be done, t hat t hey
can' t dodon' t you see? That ' s
t he onl y way I ' mever gonna f i t
i n wi t h t hem. On my t er ms.
She l ooks at hi m. Smi l es. She l oves hi mf or who he i s, as
f r ust r at i ng as t hat can be. She embr aces, ki sses hi m.
MAGGI E
Wel l , at l east you war ned me.
Remember ? ' Maggi e, i f you mar r y
me. . .
J OE
( uni son)
. . . you' r e i n f or a bi g
advent ur e. '
They ki ss agai n. And ki ss. J oe ki cks t he door t o t he l aundr y r oom
SHUT behi nd hi m.
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MONTAGE . .
Pr esent day. The CLOCK at FBI headquar t er s: 10: 07. Hogue RI PS
t hr ough t he case f i l e. A LETTER addr essed t o t he Di r ect or of t he
FBI :
BERADA ( V. O. )
' To Di r ect or : Sur vei l l ance and
i nf or mant cont act s t o dat e have
been negat i ve. . . '
J oe i s usher ed t hr ough t he f l uor escent - l i t war r en t hat i s t he
BULLPEN of t he New Yor k FBI of f i ce. Shakes hands wi t h GUY BERADA,
50s, a Br onx bul l wi t h an unl i t ci gar .
BERADA ( V. O. )
' . . . r egar di ng bei ng abl e t o
penet r at e t he conveyance of
st ol en pr oper t y by La Cosa
Nost r a. . . '
J oe l i nes up at t he DMV. FLASH1hi s phot o f or a dr i ver ' s l i cense.
Now he' s DONNI E BRASCO. The name t ypes out :
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10.
5 CONTI NUED: ( 4)
D- 0- N- A- L- D B- R- A- S- C- O
BERADA ( V. O. )
. . . UCA J oseph D. Pi st on
ut i l i zi ng t he name ' Donni e
Brasco' . . .
An FBI COMPUTER pr i nt s out a " yel l ow sheet " of hi s pr i or ar r est s
f or bur gl ar y" a. k. a. DON THE J EWELER" . . .
I n t he j ewel r y di st r i ct , a HASI DI C J EWt ut or s Donni e, who l ooks at
a di amond t hr ough a l oupe. . . Donni e sur veys a smal l APARTMENT wi t h a
REALTOR. . . Donni e opens a BANK ACCOUNT. . .
BACK TO PRESENT DAY
Hogue r eads down t he BUDGET f or t he oper at i on. . .
Apar t ment . . . . $491. 60
Fur ni t ur e. . . . . 90. 30
Ut i l i t i es. . . . . 35. 00 Rent al
car . . . . 220. 00 Spendi ng money
800. 00
BERADA ( V. O. )
' . . . Thi s woul d be accompl i shed by
UCA f r equent i ng l ocat i ons l i st ed
bel ow and at t empt i ng t o engage i n
conver sat i on and do busi ness wi t h
sai d f ences. . . '
FLASH BACK
Donni e si t s i n Car mel o' s dr i nki ng cl ub soda and wat chi ng
basket bal l . At t he ot her end of t he bar , t woTOUGH GUYS pl ay
BACKGAMMON. . . DI SSOLVE t o anot her ni ght , anot her game, anot her
bar st ool CLOSER t o t he Tough Guys. . . On t he backgammon boar d, as t he
pi eces move cl oser t o t he goal . . . DI SSOLVE t o anot her ni ght , as Donni e
moves cl oser t o t he game. . . On t he boar d agai n, as t he pi eces move
cl oser . . . DI SSOLVE t o anot her ni ght , as Donni e moves cl oser . . . And
anot her . . . On t he boar d, as t he pi eces move cl oser , and t he hand
movi ng t hem. . . bel ongs t o Donni e.
- - Donni e ent er s hi s apar t ment , spar sel y f ur ni shed wi t h a bed, TV,
wei ght bench and wei ght s. . . Get s on t he phone. . .
STEVE BURSEY, 30s, Donni e' s wi r y and wi l d- eyed CONTACT AGENT, on t he
" hel l o phone" at t he FBI of f i ce i n New Yor f c.
BURSEY
( t o phone)
Hel l o?
CROSSCUTTI NG
Donni e at a PAY PHONE.
( CONTI NUED)
11.
5 CONTI NUED: (5)
DONNI E ( O. C. )
I s t hi s Bur sey?
Bur sey cr adl es t he phone on hi s shoul der , TYPES. . .
BURSEY (V. O. )
To t he f i l e: Cont act wi t h UCA on
J ul y 7, 1976. . .
BACK TO PRESENT DAY
Hogue r evi ews SURVEI LLANCE PHOTOS of Donni e i n Car mel o' s. . . I n t he
Rai nbow Room.
BURSEY ( V. O. )
. . . UCA r epor t ed no si gni f i cant
contacts. . .
FLASH BACK
Donni e i n Separ at e Tabl es, a r est aur ant on Thi r d Avenue. . .
BURSEY ( V. O. )
. . . no si gni f i cant cont acts. . .
Donni e wander s t he ai sl es at a dr ug st or e, sear chi ng f or a GREETI NG
CARD. Sel ect s one. MATCH CUT t o Maggi e openi ng t he same car d.
I nsi de i t r eads, " MI SS YOU, LOVE, " and NO SI GNATURE.
A TRUCK HI J ACKI NG t akes pl ace on an access r oad t o Kennedy Ai r por t .
I n a chor eogr aphed bal l et , t he DRI VER gi ves up t he keys t o a cr ew of
TOUGH GUYS. . . Then Donni e and VI NNI E THE FENCE hel p unl oad car t ons of
PERFUME f r omt he t r uck. . .
BURSEY (V. O. )
. . . UCA pur chased t wo dozen
car t ons Yves St . Laur ent ' Eau My
Si n' per f ume. . .
Donni e pl ays backgammon at Car mel l o' s. . . On t he boar d, as t he pi eces
move CLOSER. . . Vi nni e i nt r oduces hi mt o J I LLY GRECA, a t ough- l ooki ng
WI SEGUY i n hi s l at e 40s.
BURSEY (V. O. )
. . . UCA was i ntroduced to Gi ul i ano
Greca, a. k. a. J i l l y. . .
Donni e opens a car t on of WATCHES. . .
DONNI E
These go f or 80 api ece. My end' s
20.
BURSEY (V. O. )
. . . UCA sol d 50 Pat eau Mi t su Boshi
Boeki di gi t al wat ches. . .
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5 CONTI NUED: ( 6 )
He hands t hemt o. . . J i l l y. Who i nspect s t hem. Takes t he car t on.
Peel s of f bi l l s t o Donni e.
BACK TO PRESENT
Hogue, wi t h headphones on, st ubs out a ci gar et t e. . .
FLASH BACK
Donni e si t s i n Hi ppopot amus. . . Casa Bel l a. . . An af t er hour s
j oi nt . . . The pi eces on t he backgammon boar d as t hey move
CLOSER. . . Donni e col l apses heavi l y on hi s bed, ami dst t he spar e
f ur ni shi ngs of hi s apar t ment . . .
BURSEY ( V. O. )
. . . UCA report ed no si gni f i cant
contacts. . .
BACK TO PRESENT
Hogue opens a BUDGET FOLDER. . .
BERADA ( V. O. )
, New Yor k of f i ce r equest s an
ext ensi on of si x mont hs due t o. . .
FLASH BACK
Donni e and Ber ada at a boot h i n t he Cockeyed Cl am, a mani l a FI LE
bet ween t hem.
BERADA
I got you anot her si x mont hs. I
t ol d t hemi t t akes t i me.
DONNI E
Same budget ?
BERADA
Same budget . Look, J oe, not t hat
I don' t see any movement , but do
you see any movement ? I got my
neck out on t hi s.
DONNI E
What ever i t t akes, I ' mgonna get
t hese bast ar ds.
BERADA
Do me a f avor . J ust get one
bast ar d.
Donni e READS f r omt he f i l e.
DONNI E
( f r ust r at ed)
' . . . no si gni f i cant cont act s. . . ' '
( CONTI NUED)
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5 CONTI NUED: ( 7 )
BERADA
One ot her t hi ng. You know how i t
i s wi t h t he ' B' . They saw some
of t he sur vei l l ance pi ct ur es. . .
DONNI E
What ?
BERADA
They want you t o shave t he
moust ache. .
DONNI E
I ' mundercover 1
BERADA
You' r e st i l l i n t he FBI . That ' s
t he r ul es.
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6 I NT. DAY. CASA BELLA
WI NTERf og on t he wi ndows. DI SCO pl ays on t he j ukebox. Dr i nki ng
DEMI TASSE i n t he l at e af t er noon:
BENJ AMI N "LEFTY" RUGGI ERO, ear l y 50s, gaunt and r aspy- voi ced,
SWI TCHED- ON wi t h ner ves, t est y and r est l ess. He l i ght s up an Engl i sh
Oval .
Si t t i ng ar ound hi m:
DOMI NI C " SONNY BLACK* NAPOLI TANO, mi ddl e 40s. Fi r epl ug muscl es, dyed
bl ack hai r . Sl eepy as a l i on af t er a bi g meal . Don' t f uck wi t h t he
l i on.
NI CHOLAS " NI CKY" SANTORA, l at e 30s, t eddy bear paunch. Pl ays t he
f ool .
J OHN - BOOBI E" CERASANI , ear l y 40s, gun- met al har d. Al l busi ness.
Nobody' s f ool . Super ed bel ow:
CASA BELLA RESTAURANT. LI TTLE
I TALY. 1976.
LEFTY
You can' t say t o me a Li ncol n i s
bet t er t han a Cadi l l ac.
NI CKY
I t ' s t he bet t er aut omobi l e, no
quest i on. Head and shoul der s.
LEFTY
Geddadaheah. Geddadaheah bef or e
you make me mad.
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6 CONTI NUED:
SONNY
Lef t y, how you gonna be mad at
NNii cckkyy??
LEFTY
I ai n' t mad at hi m. I ' mmad at
hi s st upi di t y.
AT THE BAR
A man si t s, unf ol ds a newspaper . The bar t ender l ooks upi t ' s
Donni e.
DONNI E
Cof f ee.
BACK ONTABLE
LEFTY
Ai n' t no compar i son. Cadi l l ac
got mor e accel er at i on, mor e
power , mor ebet t er handl i ng,
bet t er l ooki ng, mor e l egr oomf or
your l egs, mor e power
BOOBI E
You sai d t hat .
LEFTY
Sai d what ?
BOOBI E
Mor e power .
LEFTY
Be got me so f ucki ng aggr avat ed,
Boobi e, I f or got what I sai d.
NI CKY
I ' 11 t el l you one t hi ngt he
Li ncol n i s l onger .
LEFTY
Longer what ?
BOOBI E
Whaddaya t al ki n' about ? Longer
wheel base?
NI CKY
Longer . Li ke l onger . I n i nches.
I t ' s a l onger car .
LEFTY
You know somet hi ng, Ni cky, you
ddoonn'' tt mmaakkee nnoo ff uucckkii nngg sseennssee
somet i mes.
( CONTI NUED)
15.
6 CONTI NUED: ( 2)
NI CKY
You got t wo car s. One' s l onger .
Al l t hi ngs bei ng equal , t he
l onger car i s t he one gonna get
t her e f i r st .
LEFTY
Ai n' t t he quest i on al l t hi ngs
bei ng equal . One' s a Cadi l l ac
and one' s a Li ncol n.
NI CKY
The one' s l onger get s t her e
f i r st . That ' s sci ent i f i c f act .
( t o Sonny)
What ' s bet t er , a Li ncol n or a
Cadi l l ac?
LEFTY
Why' r e you aski ng hi m?
NI CKY
I ' m aski ng hi m.
LEFTY
Why don' t you ask me?
NI CKY
I asked you al r eady.
LEFTY
That ' s r i ght . And I t ol d you
t her e' s no compar i son.
SONNY
what t he f uck ar e you ar gui ng
about ? Mer cedes got i t al l over
bot h of t hem.
NI CKY
Fuggedaboudi t . Mer cedes? That ' s
a J ewi sh car . They di dn' t get i t
enough f r omt he Ger mans i n t he
war now t hey got t a be r obbed by
t hem.
J UDY appr oachest he WAI TRESS, ear l y 20s. NEWt o t he j ob. Sonny
t akes her hand, KI SSES i t .
SONNY
Angel , how about some past r i es
f or t he t abl e?
LEFTY WATCHES DONNI E
si ppi ng cof f ee at t he bar . Leans over t o Ni cky.
( CONTI NUED)
16,
6 CONTI NUED: ( 3)
LEFTY
Who' s t hat ?
NI CKY
Don. Don t he J ewel er . J i l l y
br ought hi mar ound.
LEFTY
J i l l y Four Eyes?
NI CKY
Not J i l l y Four Eyes. You know,
J i l l y. Fr omQueens J i l l y.
LEFTY
He' s a j ewel guy? He knows
j ewel s?
NI CKY
What you got a t hi ng t o l ay of f ?
LEFTY
Ai n' t t he quest i on, I got a
t hi ng. I ' msayi ng, i f I had a
t hi ng, he coul d l ay i t of f ?
NI CKY
Whaddayou got t o l ay of f ?
SONNY WI TH J UDY
as he punct uat es hi s or der wi t h KI SSES of her hand.
SONNY
A l i t t l e cannol i . ( ki ss) Svi ngi .
( ki ss) Zeppol e. ( ki ss)
Sf ogl i at el i ' . ( ki ss)
J UDY
We' r e out of sf ogl i at el l i .
SONNY
Oh. Then you got t a gi ve me t hat
ki ss back.
She gi ggl es, ki sses Sonny on t he cheek.
J UDY
Can I ask you guys somet hi ng?
You guys ar e wi seguys, r i ght ?
SONNY
What makes you t hi nk we' r e
wi seguys?
( CONTI NUED)
17.
6 CONTI NUED: ( 4)
J UDY
What ot her gr own men woul d have
not hi ng bet t er t o do t han si t
her e al l af t er noon dr i nki ng
cof f ee and nobody says anyt hi ng?
They al l l ook at each ot her .
NI CKY
We coul d be cops.
LAUGHTER al l ar ound. Lef t y st eal s anot her l ook at Donni e as he si t s
pl aci dl y dr i nki ng hi s cof f ee.
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7 EXT. LATER. LI TTLE I TALY
Lef t y RUMMAGES i n t he t r unk of hi s Cadi l l ac. Takes out sever al
DESI GNER DRESSES, on hanger s. Two car t ons of TUNA FI SH. Two l ar ge
STEREO SPEAKERS. Rummages some mor e. Fi nds
A J EWEL BOX .
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8 I NT. LATER. CASA BELLA
Donni e si ps hi s cof f ee at t he bar / r eads t he paper . The r est aur ant
i s ot her wi se DESERTEDSonny and t he ot her guys have l ef t . Lef t y
appr oaches hi m.
LEFTY
You Don t he J ewel er ?
Donni e l ooks up t o t he Bar t ender . The Bar t ender nods. Lef t y r eaches
i n hi s pocket , pr oduces
A FI VE- CARAT DI AMOND RI NG
LEFTY
That ' s a beaut y, eh? That ' s some
beaut i f ul t hi ng.
Donni e l ooks i t over . Gi ves i t t o Lef t y.
DONNI E
Gi ve i t t o your wi f e.
LEFTY .
How' mI gonna gi ve i t t o my wi f e?
I ai n' t mar r i ed.
DONNI E
You got a gi r l f r i end? ,
( CONTI NUED)
18.
8 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY
Yeah. Loui se.
He r et ur ns t he di amond t o Lef t y.
DONNI E
Mar r y her .
LEFTY
Ar e you f or r eal ? I ' maski ng i f
you want t o mi ddl e a di amond
her e. Al l I want f or my end' s
ei ght t housand.
DONNI E
I ' m sayi ng gi ve i t t o somebody
don' t know any bet t er . I t ' s a
f ugazy.
LEFTY
How can you say i t ' s a f ugazy?
You l ooked at i t t wo seconds.
DONNI E
Go ahead, t r y and sel l i t , you
wanna be a dunsky.
LEFTY
( angry)
I ' m a dunsky? Let me t el l you
somet hi ng, my f r i enddo you know
who you' r e t al ki ng t o?
The Bar t ender , SCAREDhe knows what Lef t y' s capabl e of . Qui ckl y
mi xes a SPRI TZER.
BARTENDER
Her e, Lef t , have a spr i t zer .
LEFTY
( sput t er i ng)
My f ami l y, my chi l dr enmy mot her
can hol d her head up i n any
nei ghbor hood i n t he ci t y when she
wal ks down t he Cl ock. I n al l t he
Fi ve Bor oughs I ' mknown,
f uggedaboudi t I ' mknown al l over
t he wor l d. You ask ar oundask
anybody about Lef t y f r omMul ber r y
St r eet .
DONNI E
I ' msor r y. I t was j ust a
mi sunder st andi ng. Okay?
Donni e backs of f , EXI TS. Lef t y t akes t he di amond out , l ooks at i -
FUMES. The Bar t ender sl i des t he spr i t zer over .
( CONTI NUED)
19.
8 CONTI NUED: ( 2 )
BARTENDER
On t he ar m.
LEFTY
Fugazy. Fugazy my f ucki ng ass.
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9 EXT. LATER. CASA BELLA
Donni e exhal es out hi s t ensi onunwi nds f r omt he di cey moment wi t h
Lef t y. Pul l s hi s col l ar up agai nst t he col d, heads up t he bl ock.
Takes a l ast l ook back i nsi de at Lef t y.
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10 I NT. LATER. J EWELER
A J EWELER, l oupe i n hi s eye, exami nes t he di amond.
J EWELER
I t ' s a f ake.
LEFTY
Thi s' s a f ake?
J EWELER
Not hi ng i s what i t seems.
Lef t y t akes t he f ugazy back. Pocket s i t .
LEFTY
Because t hat ' s what I ' mt hi nki ng.
I t hought i t was a f ake, ( beat )
I t ' s a good f ake, t hough, ai n' t
i t .
J EWELER
I t ' s a ver y good f ake.
LEFTY
That ' s what I ' msayi ng. I
t hought i t was a f ake. That ' s
what I t hought .
Lef t y t akes t he f ugazy back. Pocket s i t .
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11 EXT. DAY. NEWJ ERSEYSUBURBS
Donni e dr i ves t he bi g st at i on wagon, Maggi e al ongsi de hi m. The gi r l s
i n back.
( CONTI NUED)
20.
11 CONTI NUED:
SHERRY
Daddy, wi l l you be home East er ?
MAGGI E
Don' t ask Daddy t hose quest i ons.
SHERRY
Mommy, wi l l Daddy be home East er ?
TERRY
You st i l l bel i eve i n t he East er
bunny?
KERRY
You' r e such a snot , Ter r y.
MAGGI E
( to Ter r y)
He' l l t r y hi s best .
TERRY
( t o Ker r y)
Don' t l ook at me. I t hi nk i t ' s
gr eat he' s never home.
SHERRY
Deni se i n school asked me t oday
what Daddy' s j ob i s.
MAGGI E
What ' d you t el l her ?
SHERRY
None of her beeswax.
TERRY
J ust t el l her he' s a sal esman on
t he r oad a l ot . I mean, who
car es what he r eal l y does?
MAGGI E
( st ern)
You be pr oud of what your f at her
does. Do you under st and me?
Your f at her i s an out st andi ng
i ndi vi dual .
TERRY
J esus. Li ght en up. That ' s not
t he poi nt .
KERRY
Shut up, Ter r y.
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21.
12 EXT. LATER. GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE
The st at i on wagon pul l s up. The ki ds r un out i nt o t he embr ace of
Maggi e' s PARENTS. Maggi e cl i j mbs out , t ur ns.
MAGGI E
You sai d i t was goi ng t o be si x
mont hs, J oe.
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13 I NT. DAY. ACERG, I NC.
A st or ef r ont f or f enced goods. WI SEGUYS pl ay car ds, smoke
ci gar et t es. The PAY PHONE r i ngs. J i l l y pi cks i t up.
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14 I NT. SAME TI ME. FBI SAFEHOUSE
A phone l i ne pat ched i nt o a r eel - t o- r eel TAPE RECORDER among r ows of
t ape r ecor der s. VOI CE- ACTI VATEDi t cl i cks on, UNSPOOLS. . .
J I LLY ( O. C. )
Hel l o?
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15 I NT. MORNI NG. CASA BELLA
Lef t y t al ks on a pay phone. Wat ches a MAN, i ndi st i nct i n t he
backgr ound, si ppi ng cof f ee at t he bar .
LEFTY
He' s okay?
PHONE ( O. C. )
Don t he J ewel er ? St and- up guy.
Ai n' t a l eech, good ear ner .
Keeps t o hi msel f .
RACK FOCUS
t o Donni e at t he bar , si ppi ng cof f ee. Lef t y wat ches hi m.
FLASH CUT TO:
16 I NT. THE PRESENT. FBI HEADQUARTERS
Hogue l i st ens on headphones.
LEFTY ( O. C. )
Wher e' s he f r om?
PHONE ( O. C. ) ' ' .
Cal i f or ni a. He' s a j ewel guy.
( CONTI NUED)
22.
16 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY ( O. C. )
Wher e Cal i f or ni a? L. A. ?
PHONE ( O. C. )
Do you know how f ucki ng bi g
Cal i f or ni a i s? How t he f uck
shoul d I know? He' s a j ewel guy.
THE CLOCK r eads "10: 25*.
LEFTY ( O. C. )
J i l l yhe' s a st and- up guy,
J i l l y?
PHONE ( O. C. )
Look, Lef t , I sai d I knew hi m.
I di dn' t say I f ucked hi m.
Hogue hi t s FAST FORWARD. . . The t ape SQUEALS. . .
MATCH SOUND
FLASH CUT TO:
17 EXT. THE PAST. CADI LLAC
The SCREECH of r ubber and
THE CADI LLAC LOGO
as Donni e pul l s away f r omt he cur b i n a scr eami ng- yel l ow Coupe de
Vi l l e. Lef t y l i ght s an Engl i sh Oval .
LEFTY
Ni ce car . ( beat ) Go t o 46t h and
1st , I got t a make a col l ect i on.
DONNI E
What happened wi t h t hat f ugazy?
LEFTY
Man oh man, I got t a school you,
my f r i end. Di ' n' t J i l l y school
you?
The smoke i s t hi ck now. . . Donni e power s down hi s wi ndow.
DONNI E
School me i n what ?
LEFTY
Donni e/ put your wi ndow up,
Donni e. I ' m gonna cat ch a dr af t .
Donni e power s hi s wi ndow back up.
( CONTI NUED)
23.
17 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY
A non- wi seguy never asks a
wi seguy a quest i on. A non-
wi seguy don' t even t al k t o a
wi seguy unl ess t he wi seguy t al ks
t o hi mf i r st . Capeesh?
DONNI E
Yeah. I got i t .
LEFTY
You don' t r ai se your hands t o a
wi seguy. You don' t mess wi t h hi s
wome. n- wi f e or gi r l f r i end or
daught er . J ust keep your mout h
shut don' t put busi ness on t he
st r eet .
DONNI E
Fol l ow t he r ul es.
A CAB cut s t hemof f . Lef t y l eans over / HONKS t he hor n.
LEFTY
Cocksucker J Mot her f ucker cut t i ng
you of f . ( r esumi ng) You got t a
have r ul es. Ot her wi se, what ar e
we? We' r e l i ke ani mal s.
He l eans over . VI CI OUSLY honks t he hor n agai n. RESUMES wi t h one eye
on t he cab. . .
LEFTY
Wi seguy has a bag, you pi ck up
t he bag. wi seguy r uns a t ab, you
pi ck up t he t ab. wi seguy i s
al ways r i ght even i f he' s wr ong
he' s r i ght . Al l t he way up t he
l i ne. Connect ed guy t o wi seguy
t o ski pper t o boss.
DONNI E
Li ke t he Ar my.
LEFTY
What ?
DONNI E
I sai d i t ' s l i ke t he Ar my. Chai n
of command.
\
LEFTY
Ai n' t not hi ng l i ke t he Ar my. The
Ar my, i t ' s some guy you don' t
know sends you t o whack out some
ot her guy you don' t know. The
Ar my' s a j er kof f out f i t .
( CONTI NUED)
24.
17 CONTI NUED: ( 2)
DONNI E
I mean t he same pr i nci pl e.
LEFTY
Ai n' t t he quest i on, Donni e. You
see, t hat ' s why I got t a school
you. Because ot her wi se you get
ever yt hi ng upsi de down.
( beat)
You got a gi r l ?
DONNI E
Yeah. I n Cal i f or ni a.
LEFTY
Good. Let her enj oy her sel f i n
Cal i f or ni a.
The cab CUTS OFF Donni e agai n. . . And Lef t y BLOWS. . .
LEFTY
Donni e, cat ch up wi t h t hat
cocksucker .
DONNI E
Whi ch cocksucker ?
LEFTY
He cut you of f agai n, ( poi nt i ng)
That f ucki ngThe cabl That one!
Donni e
Donni e SPEEDS up, chases t he cab. . . Lef t y opens t he GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
Hi t s a BUTTON and t he TRUNK pops OPEN.
A RED LI GHT
The cab st ops. Lef t y J UMPS out of t he Cadi l l ac. . .
I N THE TRUNK
Lef t y pul l s out a J ACK, hust l es up t o t he cab.
THE CABBI E
A PAKI STANI , 30s, obl i vi ous. Then he- sees Lef t y appr oach i n hi s si de-
vi ew mi r r or .
LEFTY
What ' s f ucki ng wr ong wi t h you?
Hah? Ther e' s no f ucki ng
et i quet t e of t he r oad wi t h you?
The Cabbi e f l i ps a "FUCK YOU" si gnal wi t h hi s mi ddl e f i nger . . . Rol l s
up hi s wi ndow.
LEFTY . ,
Fuck who? Fuck me?
( CONTI NUED)
25.
17 CONTI NUED: ( 3)
DONNI E OUT
of t he Cadi l l ac, r unni ng t owar d Lef t y. . . I NSI DE t he cab, a ner vous
PASSENGER gat her s her shoppi ng bags. . .
SMASH1
as t he Cabbi e' s wi ndow CAVES I N. . . Lef t y wi t h t he J ACK. . . SWI NGS down
har d on t he wi ndshi el d. Fr omI NSI DE, a spi der ' s web of shat t er ed
gl ass.
DONNI E APPROACHES
Wor r y on hi s f ace. The Passenger FLEES down t he bl ock.
THE CABBI E
hangs out t he wi ndow, gr abbi ng and punchi ng at Lef t y. Lef t y YANKS
hi mout of t he car .
DONNI E - ,
Lef t , c' mon. Enough.
Donni e gr abs Lef t y, t r yi ng t o pul l hi mof f . A DRI VER heckl es f r oma
passi ng car .
DRI VER
Fuck youl
DONNI E
Hey, f uck youl
The Cabbi e hangs ont o Lef t y. Lef t y SNAPS of f t he cab' s ANTENNA,
st ar t s t o WHI P t he Cabbi e wi t h i t . The Cabbi e BI TES Lef t y. Lef t y
YELPS, backs of f .
ONTHE ACCELERATOR
as t he Cabbi e SLAMS hi s f oot down. The l i ght t ur ns RED. The cab
FI SHTAI LS t hr ough cr ossi ng t r af f i c. . . The Cabbi e t r embl es wi t h f ear ,
l ooks i n hi s r ear - vi ew mi r r or as he speeds away.
WATCHI NG HI M
Donni e and Lef t y, as DRI VERS i n passi ng car s shoot l ooks of
di sappr oval t hei r way. Lef t y l i ght s a ci gar et t e.
LEFTY
These f ucki ng guys. They come t o
t hi s count r y, t hey f l aunt t he
r ul es of t he r oad. They gi ve t he
' f uck you' si gn t o a man i n t he
. street . . .
DONNI E
What ki nd of bul l shi t i s t hat ?
( CONTI NUED)
26
17 CONTI NUED: ( 4 )
LEFTY
Fucki ng sand ni gger . I wi l l
never f ucki ng under st and i t . Why
i s i t al ways t he guy who dr i ves
a car f or a l i vi ng i s t he wor st
f ucki ng dr i ver t her e i s?
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18 I NT. DAY. RESTAURANT
Donni e si t s at a bar wi t h a dr i nk. Lef t y l i st ens t o t he OWNER, t ough-
l ooki ng, 30s, as he WRI GGLES.
LEFTY
I j ust want what ' s owed.
OWNER
You know, you' r e not t he onl y
guy' s owed money.
DONNI E
You di dn' t wanna pay i t you
shoul dn' t ' ve bor r owed i t .
OWNER
Who' s t hi s cocksucker ?
Li ke LI GHTNI NG, Donni e SLAPS t he owner har df or ehand, backhand.
Gr abs hi s col l ar
BELTS HI M HARD
an upper cut i n t he sol ar pl exus. The Owner SAGS t o hi s knees.
NAUSEA i n waves. Donni e f i nds t he Owner ' s WALLET i n hi s j acket
pocket . Takes t he money f r omt he wal l et . Peel s of f a f i ve, STUFFS
i t i n t he Owner ' s mout h.
DONNI E
That ' s f or t he dr i nk.
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19 I NT. LATER. CADI LLAC
CASH as Lef t y count s i t out . Donni e dr i ves t hr ough t he Lower East
Si de WATERFRONT.
LEFTY
( scol di ng)
Donni ewhy' d you pay f or t hat
dr i nk? wi seguy never pays f or a
dr i nk.
DONNI E
Okay. I di dn' t know.
( CONTI NUED)
27.
19 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY
Al ways on t he ar m. ( chuckl es)
You scar ed t hat guy, t hough,
managgi at hat cr acks me up. I
got 26 f ucki ng hi t s under my bel t
and you' r e t he one he' s scar ed
of .
Lef t y CATCHES hi msel f shoul dn' t have sai d t hat about t he hi t s.
BROODS a beat .
LEFTY
Hey, Donni e, pul l over .
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20 I NT. LATER. CADI LLAC
TOOLS out on t he f r ont seat . Lef t y UNSCREWS t he dashboar d. Donni e
l eans i n.
LEFTY
Hand me t hempl i er s.
DONNI E
The vi se gr i p or t he needl e nose?
LEFTY
Fuggedaboudi t . I ' l l get i t
mysel f .
He l eans out . Takes t he pl i er s. Goes back t o wor k di smant l i ng t he
dashboar d.
DONNI E
I don' t know, Lef t . Thi s i s t he
best car I ever had.
LEFTY
You di dn' t hear t hat ? That
r at t l i ng?
DONNI E
I never had any t r oubl e wi t h t hi s
car .
LEFTY
Gi ve me a hand wi t h t hi s.
Lef t y and Donni e PULL OFF t he dashboar d. Lef t y l ooks i nsi de. Feel s
ar ound.
LEFTY
( sat i sf i ed)
I t ' s cl ean.
( CONTI NUED)
28.
20 CONTI NUED:
DONNI E
(get t i ng i t )
Hey, you got somet hi ng t o say t o
me, Lef t , say i t t o my f ace.
LEFTY
I ai n' t sayi ng not hi ng, Donni e.
DONNI E
You t hi nk I got a f ucki ng wi re i n
my car ?
LEFTY
Di d I say t hat ?
DONNI E
What do you t hi nkyou t hi nk I ' m
a f ucki ng rat st ool pi geon?
LEFTY
You can' t be t oo car ef ul t hese
days. Even t he ear s have ear s.
( beat )
C' mon. They need some bodi es on
t he st r eet down at Toyl and.
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21 EXT. DAY. TOYLANDLI TTLE I TALY
A CAR pul l s up and t wo pr osper ous- l ooki ng SKI PPERS get out - - DOMI NI CK
"BI G TRI N" TRI NCHERA, f at and f or t yi sh, and PHI LI P "PHI LLY LUCKY"
GI ACCONE, 40s, shr ewd eyes behi nd gl asses. They di sappear i nt o an
uni mposi ng SOCI AL CLUB. WI SEGUYS st and guar d i n t he col d out si de.
Lef t y ar r i ves wi t h Donni e i n t ow.
LEFTY
Ni cky/ t hi s' s Donni e.
( t hey nod)
How' d Mi nx' s Magi c do i n t he
f i f t h?
r , . - L I
WI SEGUY #1
He l ost .
LEFTY
How coul d he l ose?
WI SEGUY #1
What t he f uck does he gi ve a
f uck? He' s a hor se. You' r e t he
one t hat ' s out t en gr and.
LEFTY
FuckI Now I got t a bet anot her
di me Sunday j ust t o get t o wher e , .
I was yest er day.
( CONTI NUED)
29.
21 CONTI NUED:
RED COWBOY BOOTS
move up t he bl ock. . . They bel ong t o ALPHONSE "SONNY RED" I NDELI CATO,
50s, bar r el chest . Wi t h hi m, hi s son, ANTHONY BRUNO I NDELI CATO, 20s,
pal e and bal di ng, COKED OUT.
LEFTY
( asi de, t o Donni e)
Fucki ng Sonny Red.
Sonny Red st ops, conf r ont s Lef t y.
SONNY RED
( nods t o Donni e)
Who' s t hi s?
LEFTY
Thi s' s Donni e, a f r i end of mi ne.
BRUNO
J ust st and t her e and l ook
danger ous, f r i end.
LEFTY
( proud)
Yeah, he does l ook danger ous,
don' t he?
Br uno SNORTS i n di sgust as he and hi s f at her move al ong.
LEFTY
Sonny Red, ever yt hi ng' s a beef
wi t h hi m, hi mand Br uno, t hat son
of hi s.
DONNI E
He don' t l ook so danger ous
hi msel f .
LEFTY
Ah, he' s a st one degener at e, he' s
coked- up hal f t he t i me. Li ke al l
t hese f ucki ng kdds nowadays.
A huge LI NCOLN pul l s up. BODYGUARDS j ump out of t he car . And
CARMI NE " LI LO" GALANTE, 69, f at and bal d, huge CI GAR, emer ges f r om
t he Li ncol n. AWESTRUCK, al l wat ch as, sur r ounded by WI SEGUYS,
Gal ant e di sappear s i nt o t he cl ub. Lef t y wat ches/ st ubs out hi s
ci gar et t e. Tur ns t o Donni e.
LEFTY
The boss.
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30.
22 EXT. SUNSET. ROOF
Lef t y t ends t o t he PI GEON COOPS on hi s r oof , Donni e al ongsi de hi m.
LOUI SE, ear l y 30s, a good- l ooki ng woman i n st r et ch pant s, br i ngs
Lef t y a SPRI TZER.
LOUI SE
Her e you go, Benni e. You sur e
you don' t wanna spr i t zer , Donni e?
DONNI E
No t hanks, Loui se.
LOUI SE
You change your mi nd, I ' m
downstai rs .
She heads downst ai r s. Donni e t ur ns back t o Lef t y.
LEFTY . . -
Not f or not hi ng, but . . . how' d you
know t hat was a f ugazy?
DONNI E
J ewel s ar e my busi ness. I f I buy
a f ugazy, I l ose. I hat e t o
l ose. .
LEFTY
That ' s a good busi ness, j ewel s?
Good money i n i t ?
DONNI E
Pr et t y good.
LEFTY
You keep your nose cl ean, be a
good ear ner , l i st en t o what I
school yout her e ai n' t a
cr yst al bal l bi g enough f or what
we coul d do.
DONNI E
( of f pi geon)
Di d you know t her e used t o be
f al cons i n Hew Yor k?
LEFTY
They got ever yt hi ng i n t hi s
f ucki ng ci t y.
DONNI E
Per egr i ne f al cons. They l i ved
acr oss t he r i ver .
LEFTY
I n Queens?
DONNI E
I n t he Pal i sades,
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31.
22 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY
The Pal i sades i s J er sey, Donni e.
DONNI E
I ' m sayi ng t hat ' s why t her e' s so
many pi geons now. The f al cons
used t o hunt ' emand ki l l ' em
of f .
LEFTY
I l ove t hese f ucki ng pi geons.
I ' d di e bef ore I ' d l et anybody
t ouch t hese pi geons.
_DONNI E
Those f al cons coul d r ead a
newspaper f r oma mi l e up.
LEFTY
A bi r d coul d r ead t he newspaper ?
DONNI E
I ' msayi ng t hei r eyesi ght .
LEFTY
Hey, Donni eyou got a coupl e
hundr ed, Donni e? I got some
t hi ngs I got t a t ake car e of .
Donni e r eaches i n hi s wal l et .
DONNI E
What do you want / t wo hundr ed?
Lef t y l eans over , PEERS i nt o hi s wal l et .
LEFTY
Whaddaya got t her e, t hr ee
hundr ed? Gi mme t hr ee hundr ed.
Donni e hands over t he $300EMPTI ES hi s wal l et . Lef t y t akes i t ,
f ol ds i t i t o a ROLL. Put s t he hundr ed on t he out si de. . .
LEFTY
Don' t be car r yi ng your money i n
a wal l et no mor e. Wi seguy got
hi s money i n a r ol l , l i ke t hi s.
Beaner on t he out si de.
DONNI E
You' r e t he boss.
LEFTY
I ' mnot t he boss, Donni e. The
boss ends up dead or i n j ai l .
Why t he f uck woul d I want t o be
t he boss?
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22 CONTI NUED: ( 2 )
DONNI E
I t ' s j ust an expr essi on.
LEFTY
And shave of f t hat moust ache.
That ' s agai nst t he r ul es.
DONNI E
Hey, Lef t , i f i t ' s okay, I ' m
gonna r un. I ' l l see you
t omor r ow.
LEFTY
Do I got t a school you i n
ever yt hi ng? Tomor r ow' s Mot her ' s
Day. Wi seguys don' t wor k on
Mot her ' s Day.
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23 I NT. NI GHT. THE COCKEYED CLAM
Donni e si t s wi t h Ber ada as he r eads over some document s.
BERADA
Benj ami n Ruggi er o. a. k. a.
' Lef t y, ' ' Lef t y Guns, ' ' Lef t y Two
Guns. ' A coupl e of bul l shi t
cases, never di d t i me.
DONNI E
Thi s i s way beyond what we t al ked
about - "f ences and hi j acker s.
Thi s i s a made guy. Do you know
what t hat means? Ther e' s onl y
maybe 3000 made guys i n t he whol e
f ucki ng count r y.
BERADA
( smi l es)
I t means you' r e i n, ki d.
DONNI E
Can you bel i eve i t a made guy?
( muses) A ver y pecul i ar made guy.
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24 I NT. THE PRESENT. FBI HEADQUARTERS
Hogue r eads a memor andum. LeBow on t he phone.
BERADA ( V. O. )
. . . I n l i ght of t he above
cont act s, we r equest an
addi t i onal si x mont hs. . .
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33.
24 CONTI NUED:
HOGUE
Ber ada' s t he guy who r an t hi s?
J ULES
I t ook over when he r et i r ed.
LeBow cover s t he r ecei ver wi t h hi s hand.
LEBOW
The sur vei l l ance i s i n pl ace at
t he chur ch hal l .
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25 EXT. DAY. CHURCH HALLNEWJ ERSEY
A l ar ge RECEPTI ON HALL adj oi ni ng a Cat hol i c CHURCH. Sounds of a BI G
BAND t uni ng up i nsi de. Up t he bl ock:
A MA BELL REPAI R VAN
par ked by a t el ephone pol e. FBI #1, i n t he gui se of a t el ephone
LI NESMAN, cl i mbs t he pol e. . .
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26 I NT. SAME TI ME. SURVEI LLANCE VAN
An FBI TECH TEAM moni t or s l i st eni ng devi ces. An ar r ay of
SURVEI LLANCE PHOTOS and MUG SHOTS as t hey' r e spr ead over a smal l
t abl e. TECH #1 l ooks wi t h BI NOCULARS t hr ough ONE- WAY GLASS.
TECH #1
( t o phone)
. . . By t oni ght we' l l have a guy
i nsi de. . .
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27 I NT. SAME TI ME. FBI HEADQUARTERS
LeBow cover s t he phone, t ur ns t o Hogue.
LEBOW
They' r e gonna put i n one of our
guys as a busboy t oni ght .
J ULES
Who?
LEBOW
I don' t know.
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34.
27 CONTI NUED:
J ULES
I want t o know. I f we' r e gonna
put a guy i nsi de, I want i t t o be
one of our best guys.
LeBow goes back t o t he phone. Hogue t ur ns t o J ul es.
HOGUE
I want t o t al k t o Ber ada.
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28 I NT. THE PAST. PI STONE HOME
Donni e SHAVES hi s moust ache i n t he bat hr oom. Sounds of t he FRONT
DOOR unl ocki ng and t hen cl osi ng downst ai r s.
MAGGI E ( O. C. )
J oe?
DONNI E
Up her e.
ON MAGGI E
as she heads up t he st ai r s. . .
MAGGI E
I had no i dea you wer e comi ng
home. I ' msupposed t o go t o t he
movi es t oni ght wi t h t he Gr ant s.
She ent er s t he bat hr oomas he wi pes t he shavi ng cr eamof f hi s f ace.
He l ooks up, hal f hi s moust ache SHAVED OFF. Her f ace FALLS.
MAGGI E
Oh, J oe, don' t - -
( beat )
For get i t .
DONNI E
What ' s t he mat t er ?
MAGGI E
I l i ked your moust ache. I t ' s t he
onl y t hi ng I l i ked about t hi s
t hi ng of your s.
DONNI E
Wel l , what do you want me t o do
now?
MAGGI E
I want you t o ask me.
DONNI E
You coul d' ve sai d somet hi ng.
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35.
28 CONTI NUED: '
MAGGI E
What woul d you suggest I dot el l
Ber ada t o get a message t o you
t hat I l i ke your moust ache?
DONNI E
That ' s not t he poi nt .
MAGGI E
I have t o ask you about ever y
f r i ggi ng t hi ng.
She j ockeys f or r oomat t he mi r r or t o put on her makeup.
DONNI E
Maggi e, I ' l l be t wo seconds.
MAGGI E
They wer e supposed t o pi ck me up
f i ve mi nut es ago.
DONNI E
You' r e goi ng t o t he movi es wi t h
t he Gr ant s?
MAGGI E
Why don' t you come?
DONNI E
The l ast t hi ng I want t o do
t oni ght i s go t o t he movi es wi t h
t he Gr ant s.
MAGGI E
I ' mnot cancel l i ng.
Agi t at ed, he st ar t s t o compul si vel y or gani ze t he medi ci ne chest , t he
shel ves.
DONNI E
Wher e i s ever ybody? I di dn' t say
anyt hi ng? I ' msur e I sai d
somet hi ng.
MAGGI E
J osephI t hi nk I ' d r emember .
DONNI E
Wel l , t hey shoul d be home anyway.
What t i me i s i t ?
MAGGI E
Sher r y' s sl eepi ng over at Mom' s,
she' s t eachi ng her how t o sew.
Ker r y' s at choi r pr act i ce.
DONNI E
Wher e' s Ter r y?
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36.
28 CONTI NUED: ( 2)
MAGGI E
She' s wi t h her boyf r i end.
( of f hi s r ear r angi ng)
Leave my st uf f al one.
DONNI E
What boyf r i end?
MAGGI E
Kenny. What ar e you wor r i ed
about ? I was 14 when we st ar t ed
dat i ng.
DONNI E
That ' s what I ' m wor r i ed about .
MAGGI E
He' s a ni ce ki d. Ni ce f ami l y.
He' s on t he wr est l i ng t eam.
DONNI E
I ' m sur e he i s. I ' m sur e he' s
pr act i ci ng hi s t akedowns r i ght
now.
MAGGI E
Maybe I ' 11 shave my head next
t i me see how you l i ke i t .
A car hor n HONKS out si de. Donni e' s r ear r angi ng gr ows mor e
agi t at ed. . .
DONNI E
( angr y)
I expect you t o have some sense
of pr i or i t i es. I put a r oof over
your head. I put cl ot hes on
ever ybody' s back. I put gas i n
t he car .
Maggi e gr abs hi s wr i st s. . . He wr est l es her of f .
MAGGI E
Leave my st uf f al one.
DONNI E
I gi ve you what ever I can gi ve.
What I can' t gi ve you i s a
moust ache. I don' t have a
choi ce. I have t o shave t he
moust ache.
MAGGI E
I don' t gi ve a shi t about t he
moust ache. But i f you' r e gonna
l i ve your l i f e however t he f uck
you want t hen l et me l i ve mi ne.
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37.
28 CONTI NUED: (3)
SShhee sstt oorr mmss oouutt .. HHee bbaall ll ss uupp aa tt oowweell ,, HHUURRLLSS ii tt aaggaaii nnsstt tt hhee wwaall ll ..
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29 I NT. NI GHT. PI STONE HOMEBEDROOM
Maggi e sl eeps. Donni e, WI DE AWAKE, st ar es at t he cei l i ng. Hear s an
Ef NGI NE. A car door .
4: 32 A. M.
on t he cl ock. He get s up. Looks t hr ough t he bl i nds. Sees hi s
daught er Ter r y as she ki sses her boyf r i end good ni ght .
DONNI E' S POV
Ter r y ki sses and ki sses. . . And ki sses. . . Fal l s back ont o t he hood of
t he car and sl i des down i t . Donni e senses t hat he' s l osi ng cont r ol
of hi s f ami l y.
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30 I NT. DAY. FBI HEADQUARTERS
HHoogguuee ll ooookkss uupp aatt tt hhee ccll oocckk..
12 NOON
A t ape pl ays on t he TAPE RECORDER. . .
LEFTY ( O. C. )
Hel l o?
DONNI E ( O. C. )
Lef t ? Donni e. I ' m j ust checki ng
i n.
LEFTY ( O. C. )
Wher e you been, Donni e? You
got t a check i n.
DONNI E ( O. C. )
That ' s what I sai d. I ' mchecki ng
i n.
LZFTY ( O. C. )
Di d you see t he paper ?
DONNI E ( O. C. )
I j ust woke up.
LEFTY ( O. C. )
How come ever y mor ni ng you' r e
r eadi ng t he paper except t hi s
mor ni ng? ' ,
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38.
30 CONTI NUED:
DONNI E ( O. C. )
I j ust woke up, Lef t .
LEFTY ( O. C. )
Fuggedaboudi t . You bet t er
f ucki ng get down her e.
Cl i ckl and a DI AL TONE. . .
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31 I NT. DAY. CADI LLAC
The FRONT PAGE of t he New Yor k Post a PHOTOGRAPH of Car mi ne Gal ant e,
hi s ci gar st i l l cl enched i n hi s t eet h, spr awl ed bl oody, DEAD i n a
Br ookl yn r est aur ant . Under t he headl i ne:
RUBOUT
Lef t y f ol ds t he paper i n di sgust , l i ght s an Engl i sh Oval even mor e
J UMPY t han usual . Donni e dr i ves Lef t y' s Cadi l l ac acr oss t he Br ookl yn
Bri dge.
LEFTY
The Boss get s whacked. The
f ucki ng bossyou don' t even know
t he f ucki ng boss exi st s unt i l he
get s whacked, and t hen your whol e
f ucki ng l i f e get s t ur ned ar ound.
DONNI E
Wher e' r e we goi ng?
LEFTY
Br ookl yn. I got sent f or .
( mut t er s)
The boss get s whacked. Anot her
t hi ng I get l ef t out of .
DONNI E
What does t hat mean, you got sent
f or ?
LEFTY
What do you t hi nk i t means? I
got sent f or by Sonny Bl ack. I ' m
t el l i ng you, I ' msi ck wi t h t hi s.
DONNI E
Sonny Red?
LEFTY
Di d I say Sonny Red? Not Sonny
Red. Sonny Bl ack.
( gest ur es)
And don' t r i de t he br ake,
( more)
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31 CONTI NUED:
LEFTY ( Cont' d)
Don' t dr i ve my Cadi l l ac t he way
you dr i ve your car .
DONNI E
How do you know what he want s?
LEFTY
That f ucki ng Sonny Bl ack. I know
hi m. He get s upped t o ski pper ,
f i r st t hi ng he' s gonna do i s go
out and buy a bi g f ucki ng
Mer cedes.
DONNI E
They shoul d up you bef or e t hey up
Sonny Bl ack.
LEFTY
I t ' s hi s r ewar d f or whacki ng t he
boss. Do I have t o expl ai n ever y
f ucki ng t hi ng t o you?
DONNI E
I t hought you and Sonny Bl ack
wer e f r i ends.
LEFTY
I f you ever whacked a guy,
Donni e, you woul dn' t ask such
st upi d quest i ons.
DONNI E
I whacked a guy once.
LEFTY
When?
DONNI E
I n an ar gument .
LEFTY
An ar gument don' t count .
( der i si ve) An ar gument you whack
your wi f e i n an ar gument .
DONNI E
I ' mj ust sayi ng.
LEFTY
Ai n' t t he quest i on. Don' t say
you know when you don' t know.
DONNI E
I t coul d be anyt hi ng Sonny sent
f or you f or .
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40.
31 CONTI NUED: ( 2)
LEFTY
I got sent f or , Donni e. Wi t h Thi s
Thi ng, you go i n al i ve and you
come out dead. And t he one t hat
ki l l s you i s your best f ucki ng
f r i end.
Lef t y l i ght s anot her ci gar et t e. Donni e power s t he wi ndow down a
cr ack. Lef t y gl ar es at hi m. Donni e power s t he wi ndow back up.
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32 EXT. DAY. TEE MOTI ON LOUNGEBROOKLYN
t - *
Donni e dr i ves up Wi t her s St r eet . Pul l s up t o a t hr ee- st or y bui l di ng
i n a wor ki ng- cl ass nei ghbor hood. Lef t y t akes a l ast dr ag of hi s
ci gar et t e, cl i mbs out .
LEFTY
Anyt hi ng happens, make sur e
Loui se get s t he Cadi l l ac.
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33 I NT. DAY. MOTI ON LOUNGE
Ni cky and Boobi e pl ay gi n. Nei l Di amond' s " Love on t he Rocks" pl ays
on t he J UKEBOX. Lef t y ent er s.
NI CKY
( si ngs)
' Love on t he r ocks, ai n' t no
sur pr i se. ' Lookl t t hi s hand.
Thi s ai n' t a hand. Thi s' s a
def or med f ucki ng Cr eat ur e of t he
Bl ack Lagoon f ucki ng cl aw.
BOOBI E
Lef t .
NI CKY
Lef t . ' Love on t he r ocks, ai n' t
no sur pr i se. ' ( t o Boobi e) Mi ng' 1
I knew you was gonna gr ab t hat !
Lef t y, whi t e wi t h f ear , si t s down wi t h hi s back t o t he wal l .
NI CKY
' Love on t he r ocks, ai n' t no
sur pr i se. '
BOOBI E
I t ai n' t no f ucki ng sur pr i se
nei t her .
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41.
33 CONTI NUED:
NI CKY
( l ayi ng out car ds)
Gi n.
BOOBI E
Ni cky, t hat ai n' t gi n.
NI CKY
Geddadaheah, t hat ' s gi n.
BOOBI E
You got t wo sevens.
Boobi e shows hi mhi s car ds.
NI CKY
Whaddaya mean I got t wo sevens?
I know I had t hr ee sevens.
BOOBI E
Fr omnow on we pl ay t he honor
syst em. You don' t even show me
your hand.
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