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    Would you like to see the common mistakes that first-time and even experienced job hunters make on their resumes? Every job seeker wants to land a job, so the first thing to do is craft a great resume. Tips on resume writing abound on the Internet. Most sources advise you to put something on your resume that will help you stand out from the crowd and make the hiring manager take notice of you. With hundreds of resumes being submitted online and via mail, chances are very slim for a resume to catch the eye of a recruiter. It’s awesome if your resume gets you placed on the “to be interviewed” list, but it’s another matter altogether if your resume puts you on the “unintentionally funny” list instead. Almagreta Resume Templates http://almagreta.com/resume-templates/ browsed through thousands of resumes to create a list of the most laughable things that job applicants say on their resumes. This list is amusing, but it can teach you a lot about what not to do when writing your own resume.

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    Would you like to see the common mistakes that first-time and even experienced job hunters make on their resumes? Every job seeker wants to land a job, so the first thing to do is craft a great resume. Tips on resume writing abound on the Internet. Most sources advise you to put something on your resume that will help you stand out from the crowd and make the hiring manager take notice of you. With hundreds of resumes being submitted online and via mail, chances are very slim for a resume to catch the eye of a recruiter. It’s awesome if your resume gets you placed on the “to be interviewed” list, but it’s another matter altogether if your resume puts you on the “unintentionally funny” list instead. Almagreta Resume Templates http://almagreta.com/resume-templates/ browsed through thousands of resumes to create a list of the most laughable things that job applicants say on their resumes. This list is amusing, but it can teach you a lot about what not to do when writing your own resume.

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    10 Mistakes Job Applicants Make On Their Resumes

    Uploaded by

    Almagreta
    Would you like to see the common mistakes that first-time and even experienced job hunters make on their resumes? Every job seeker wants to land a job, so the first thing to do is craft a great resume. Tips on resume writing abound on the Internet. Most sources advise you to put something on your resume that will help you stand out from the crowd and make the hiring manager take notice of you. With hundreds of resumes being submitted online and via mail, chances are very slim for a resume to catch the eye of a recruiter. It’s awesome if your resume gets you placed on the “to be interviewed” list, but it’s another matter altogether if your resume puts you on the “unintentionally funny” list instead. Almagreta Resume Templates http://almagreta.com/resume-templates/ browsed through thousands of resumes to create a list of the most laughable things that job applicants say on their resumes. This list is amusing, but it can teach you a lot about what not to do when writing your own resume.

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    Top 10 Funniest Tings
    Job Applicants Put on Their Resumes
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    Experienced with numerous ofce
    machines and can make great lattes.
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    Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.
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    I am a rabid typist.
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    My ruthlessness terrorized the competition
    and can sometimes offend.
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    Watered, groomed, and fed the family
    dog for years.
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    My dream job would be a professional ballet dancer
    but once I gured out I couldnt do that
    I settled on Metallurgy.
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    I perform my job with effortless efciency,
    effectiveness, efcacy, and expertise.
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    I was pushed aside so the Managers girlfriend
    could be parachuted into my job.
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    I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis.
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    I eat computers for breakfast.
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