10 commandment of marriages

Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
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Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; tal in your sleep.
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Commandment !
Marriage is grand "" and divorce is at least 100 grand#
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Commandment $
Married life is very frustrating. In the %rst year of marriage& the man speas and the woman listens.
In the second year& the woman speas and the man listens.
In the third year& they 'oth spea and the neigh'ours listen.
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Commandment (
)hen a man opens the door of his car for his wife& you can 'e sure of one thing* +ither the car is new or the
wife is.
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Commandment ,
Marriage is when a man and woman 'ecome as one. -he trou'le starts when they try to decide which one.
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Commandment .
Before marriage& a man will lie awae all night thining a'out something you say. /fter marriage& he will fall
asleep 'efore you %nish.
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Commandment 0
+very man wants a wife who is 'eautiful& understanding& economical& and a good coo.
But the law allows only one wife.
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Commandment 1
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. -hat is why wives treat hus'ands lie to2ic waste.
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Commandment 10
/ man is incomplete until he is married. /fter that& he is %nished.
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