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    The document is a short joke story told in 3 paragraphs. It is about a man who takes his pet penguin for a walk and is stopped by a policeman who tells him to take the penguin to the zoo. The next week, the man takes the penguin for another walk and is confronted again by the policeman, until the man explains that the penguin liked the zoo so much he wanted to go again. The story uses the grammatical construction "so...that" in its punchline.

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    The document is a short joke story told in 3 paragraphs. It is about a man who takes his pet penguin for a walk and is stopped by a policeman who tells him to take the penguin to the zoo. The next week, the man takes the penguin for another walk and is confronted again by the policeman, until the man explains that the penguin liked the zoo so much he wanted to go again. The story uses the grammatical construction "so...that" in its punchline.

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    Script Penguin

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    The document is a short joke story told in 3 paragraphs. It is about a man who takes his pet penguin for a walk and is stopped by a policeman who tells him to take the penguin to the zoo. The next week, the man takes the penguin for another walk and is confronted again by the policeman, until the man explains that the penguin liked the zoo so much he wanted to go again. The story uses the grammatical construction "so...that" in its punchline.

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    ENGLISH LISTENING MATERIALS

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    [script]
    The Penguin
    Joke / story
    There was once a man who had a pet Penguin.
    One day, he took his Penguin for a walk.
    A Policeman saw him and walked over.
    He said !hat are you doing with that Penguin"#
    The man said $%m taking him for a walk, officer#
    The Policeman stared at the man and said $%m sorry.
    &ou have to take him to the 'oo(#
    )o the man agreed to take his Penguin to the 'oo,
    and the officer walked away satisfied.
    The ne*t week the Policeman was walking down the same street,
    and he saw the same man with the Penguin .
    Angry, the officer walked over to the man and yelled
    $ thought $ told you to take that Penguin to the 'oo#
    The man replied+..
    $ did officer( And he liked it so much that $%m taking him again today(#
    HA HA HA ,OO- ,OO-( .o away ,asil. $%m sorry a/out my fo*y friend, ladies and
    gentlemen.
    0ook at the last sentence in this 1oke. $t contains the construction )O+THAT+ 0ook it
    up in a dictionary if you dont know what it means. -ore )O+THAT+sentences ne*t
    time.
    .ood /ye.
    Source: http://listen-to-english.com
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    www.haarrr.wordress.!o"
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