To Single Men Considering Marriage

By Elton Camp
Its one of those cases again
Where theres no way to win
If marriage youre thinking about
Of whats best, theres much doubt
Never get it into your head
Always happy if youre wed
No longer to be on the prowl
At a hot chick, free to howl
Often to hear an angry shout
Have to take the garbage out
Have it almost daily made clear
!ou dont do your share here"#
$his complaint to a married slob%
&ant you get a higher'paying (ob"#
!et, if single you choose to stay
$herell still be problems that way
)verybody will try to fi* you up
With a dog to make you gulp
Now see here, +ister,
,lease date my sister"#
If its horny that you be
A big chance of -$.
!our mother will drive you wild
When will I get a grandchild/#
Wait too long and an idiot will say
I have to wonder if youre gay0#
-tay single or to marriage you race
!oull still end up in the same place