NAME : Syazwan Lurfi B Mohd Said

UNIT : KPLSPM BM, PJ, BI

JOKES
1. Christmas is coming soon... Why mummies like Christmas present?
Answer: Because theyre wrapped
2. I will give you some mathematic questions for this summer break. The question
is so easy. To me its like a piece of cake say the teacher to her student. After
summer break, the teachers come back to the class asking for the homework
that she had left for that summer break. She was shocked! One of her student
came to her and tell his teacher that he had eaten his homework
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
3. One day a student brings a ladder to his school. Why did the boy bring a ladder
to school?
Answer: He wanted to go to high school
4. A group of chicken was playing Dare or Not one of the chicken dare his friends
to cross the road. A rooster had cross the road! Said one of the chicken from
the same group!
Why the roosters cross the road?
Answer: To prove that his not a chicken.