quotes: u

It's like a ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls,
except the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-Marc Unangst
Look, you granola-munching earth-shoe-wearing liberal FREAK, it has everything to do
with California.
-Marc Unangst
Current American thought has its underpinnings in the past 30 years of bad TV.
-Gabe Underwood
Handcrafted with pride in the United States by non-exploited, entrepreneur- type
craftspeople who ride their bikes a lot
-Gabe Underwood
I'm one of those anti-social computer people. If they can't send me email, well, you
know...
-Gabe Underwood, on women
Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'
-Chris Unger
Bad designs will yield bad results, even if improved mechanisms were to insure that they
are efficiently achieved.
-United Nations Association, "Words to Deeds: Strengthening the U.N.'s
Enforcement Capabilities"
Unix has been feverishly evolving for over 20 years, sort of like bacteria in a cesspool,
only less attractive.
-from Unix For Dummies
Unix doesn't have a philosophy, it has an attitude.
-from The Unix-Hater's Handbook
The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in
some sense, kidding.
-John Updike
Got your resume polished? Well, print it out and send it on cow-spotted paper to Gateway
2000, now that President and COO Richard Snyder has left the land of milk and honey to
head up a new venture fund in Massachusetts. Picture yourself with the hilarious Ted
Waitt exchanging side-splitting lactose-intolerance jokes, while your competitors drop
their PC prices every 15 minutes.
-Upside
We lie to you by not telling you things. We don't lie by telling you things that aren't true.
-U.S. official to Wash. Post
Yet terrible as UNIX addiction is, there are worse fates. If UNIX is the heroin of
operating systems, then VMS is barbiturate addiction, the Mac is ecstacy and MS
Windows is sniffing glue. You now owe the Oracle a twelve step program.
-the Usenet Oracle