You have been given a once in a lifetime opportunity to complete a questionnaire this will gauge

your suitability for dating Dave. Complete this form with a black ballpoint pen, not blood!
Submit answers to : Davie.evans@hotmail.co.uk
Candidates Name: ______________________________________________________________________________
Date and Time: ________________________________________________________________________________
Phone number/E-mail Address:____________________________________________________________________

What is your stance on cannibalism? (Useful to gauge if cooking for you is safe)

If you were, or still are a stalker, are you good at it? (Stalking, Urban orienteering for couples.)

If I were to Google your name, would you appear on any crimewatch lists?

If a tree falls in a forest, do you give a shit?

Picard or Kirk? (One of the most difficult questions anyone can be asked)

Candidates Signature ________________________________

Date _____________

Assessors Signature _________________________________

Date _____________

2014

Eligibility Questionnaire For Dating Dave