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    The document is a summary of a proposed scene from a story involving ninjas and pirates. In the scene, a ninja interrupts pirates who are eating chicken buttholes. The ninja pulls out a guitar and plays, causing the pirates to dance ridiculously. However, the ninja starts to lose focus due to ADD. Just then, a hippo emerges from a lake and teams up with the ninja. Together they overpower the pirates, turning them into a diaper that the ninja and hippo morph into a baby to defecate on. In the end, the ninja and hippo celebrate with cigarettes, ice cream, and soda.

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    The document is a summary of a proposed scene from a story involving ninjas and pirates. In the scene, a ninja interrupts pirates who are eating chicken buttholes. The ninja pulls out a guitar and plays, causing the pirates to dance ridiculously. However, the ninja starts to lose focus due to ADD. Just then, a hippo emerges from a lake and teams up with the ninja. Together they overpower the pirates, turning them into a diaper that the ninja and hippo morph into a baby to defecate on. In the end, the ninja and hippo celebrate with cigarettes, ice cream, and soda.

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    The Pirate Dance: Scene 1

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    The document is a summary of a proposed scene from a story involving ninjas and pirates. In the scene, a ninja interrupts pirates who are eating chicken buttholes. The ninja pulls out a guitar and plays, causing the pirates to dance ridiculously. However, the ninja starts to lose focus due to ADD. Just then, a hippo emerges from a lake and teams up with the ninja. Together they overpower the pirates, turning them into a diaper that the ninja and hippo morph into a baby to defecate on. In the end, the ninja and hippo celebrate with cigarettes, ice cream, and soda.

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    Subject: Fw: another reason ninjas are cool


    From:

    Kysa P (bbybash_cyclone17@yahoo.com)

    To:

    clapjak_05@yahoo.com;

    Date:

    Tuesday, August 24, 2010 1:18 AM

    Chad Hendrickson

    The Pirate Dance


    SCENE 1:

    The scene opens up with some soft


    annoying music to get the audience
    super pissed. The camera will show
    a bunch of pirates eating chicken
    buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja
    sees everything and realizes what a
    bunch of bull crap it is. So this
    one ninja walks up to them and is
    like, Yo whats your problem?
    The camera zooms directly on a
    pirates mouth, which states Get
    out of here now. and buttholes
    fall all over the silverware. Then
    the camera cuts to the ninjas
    mouth with says No, but nothing
    gross happens. The audience then
    sees ninja pull out a huge guitar
    which is really medium sized and
    wails. But the pirates dont
    explode, they start to
    dance.........hard, harder than the
    hardest blackest boner alive.
    And
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    when they dance, the pirates look


    like a bunch of crabby and stupid
    moms. Everybody in the entire
    world craps their pants laughing at
    the pure stupidity of the pirates.
    But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts
    losing energy/power and the pirates
    start stopping dancing. (There
    will be some suspense filled
    violins and guitars playing so that
    the audience gets scared and/or
    pumped-scared.) In several
    motions, the pirates come toward
    the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere
    this bad ass lake appears and a
    huge hippo busts out of it hard.
    Water sprays everywhere, including
    the pirates shirts (which causes
    their boobs to barely appear
    through their shirts). Most
    pirates are like This cant be
    happening! The hippo says Guess
    what, it is. and slaps five with
    ninja pretty hard. And the ninja
    says lets rock brother. They
    both pull out expensive guitars and
    start wailing on them really really
    hard. Since the ninja cant
    concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully
    guides his hand, because they are
    blood brothers till the end of time
    and space. Then the pirates all
    morph into this tiny diaper and the
    hippo and ninja morph into a super
    poop-filled baby that takes the
    biggest friggn dump in the
    pirate/diaper. The pirates scream
    turns into a crap-gargle (this will
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    make audience laugh gregariously).


    The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the
    two buddies/brothers smoke
    cigarettes and get ice-cream and
    pop, which they enjoy a lot.
    The End
    -I dont know how anybody can
    tolerate pirates after reading this
    stuff.

    Forward this

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