The Ritzy Dog Show

By Elton Camp
Theyre the finest dogs in the world
Carefully bathed, clipped and curled
Its where dog fanatics go
To win best in the show
Consider the corded Komondor
Who could possibly ask for more?
Onto the stage the janitor might hop
Thinking to retrieve a forgotten mop
A poodle with pom poms on hips and feet
Will be an extremely difficult mutt to beat
To me, it looks quite strange
Much like a dog with mange
The whippet has a head too small
It hardly looks like a dog at all
At such elegant canines I sneer
All are still just dogs, I fear
Feces theyll gladly eat
Their own vomits a treat
Even such fancy mutts
Will sniff others butts
From the toilet theyll drink
Hump peoples legs, I think
If they get the slightest whiff
Theyll give your groin a sniff
For me, a regular mixed cur
Is the dog Id much prefer

A corded Komondor in all his glory