Yes... Having a girlfriend (GF) has its plusses and minuses.

Just a brief thought on

how it would be to get a GF as below:1. A Telugu
a. They are fire brigade and can get ferocious after all the potent
spices in their chutneys and pickles that they consume
b. The entry level qualification you have to have to ask them out
would be an MBBS or an IIT engg degree
c. If you are lucky, you could be the next MD of a multi crore granite or
gold mine company (If the father in law sees the unseen potential in
you)
2. A Marwardi
a. Extremely gorgeous and pretty - They can dazzle you by their looks
b. They are business minded and would want you to cut to the chase
immediately in any discussion
c. It would be easier to get admission to a Harvard than to impress on
them
d. There are surveys which show that they tend to get a little heftier
after their wedlock
3. A Tam Brahm (Tamilian)
a. Extremely headstrong and think that they are the know it all. But it
is overshadowed by their alluring beauteous presence.
b. Tend to question on the various procedures and rituals that are to
be followed as per the tam brahm culture
c. They have a fondness for the various cuisines and this trait of theirs
can burn a hole in your pocket
d. They have very high expectations of what you would have to deliver
and would expect the sun in the right hand and the moon in the left
4. A Punjabi
a. They are a little noisy but have a good sense of humor.
b. Tend to be a little overpowering and may force you to laugh at their
jokes
c. Generally have to go through the waitlist queue before you can get
the chance of approaching one
5. A Mallu
a. Are very intelligent and are well aware of whats happening around
them.
b. You have to think twice before you give gyan as they might be
knowing twice as much as you know on that topic.
c. Tend to have a very disciplined approach to everything. And your
punctuality would be one of their favourite topics they would want
to discuss on
d. My humble advise before approaching one is to go through the
latest current affairs and brush through on the Manorama book of
General Knowledge
This is a Non-offensive and satirical post.