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moog confessions
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car electrics
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Find out what made this MX5 all sorts of maaaad
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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WORKING ON AUTOMOTIVE ELECTRICS
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ISSUE06. STAFF
NICHOLAS RAMALHO / BLADE888
Editor
Nicks love of cars, driving and mechanical skills, came from his father,
a Touring Car driver in the 1970s. When not tinkering with IT Tech, or
instructing a Cadet Squadron in aviation, you will find him in his car or
under it. On a cruise, a race track or a driveway, hell be having good times
with mates helping out where he can and enjoying the company.
Whats your favourite MCM Car? The Rusty Golf, the amount of attention
a Euro car got at a JDM meet was amazing to see.
Owner of the title too many cars to remember, Jara is happy to lend a
helping hand to those who demand. However, dont let her kind exterior
fool you, she has no problem putting the boys in their place when it
comes to Honda tuning.
Whats your favourite MCM Car? Expect me to say the Civic? No..
Actually its the TRDLZR. Why? Because it was all kinds of awesome in one
single car.
Cover Photo
Ross Waldron
info@rosswaldron.com
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Ben is a self confessed Subaru nut whose garage is a revolving door for
Subarus in need of some love. His 9-5 is as a trade mechanic and import
parts specialist for a Sydney-based importer.
Whats your favourite MCM Car? The Mighty Mira show car - its where
it really all started
STEVE KING
Writer
Steve is a rather tall Yorkshireman who left his native England 15 years
ago to visit Japan for a year or so, and ended up never going back. A
self-confessed workaholic, when hes not translating obscure technical
Japanese he may be found in the dojo or steering around wild deer in his
modified Golf GTI on the mountain roads of Hokkaido.
Whats your favourite MCM Car? Moogs Forester because its practical
and stealth, yet flies like a rocket when you stand on the accelerator.
GARTH IVERS
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MOOG
GEOFF THOMPSON
www.geoffthompson.com
Geoff Thompson is recognised as one of the best self-defence instructors in the world. After a decade working on
the doors of some of the roughest clubs on the planet, he is now a BAFTA winning author of 40 books, including his
autobiography Watch My Back which was adapted into a major motion film Clubbed
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ISSUE06. CONTRIBUTORS
MYLES ASKWITH / MEELS
PETER JAMES
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WORDS: MOOG
Wrangling
with a
Wrangler
LETS JUST COME RIGHT OUT WITH IT. I USED TO OWN A JEEP.
IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT IF THIS WAS A JOKE, BUT SADLY IT IS NOT.
SO LETS PUT THE RUMOURS TO REST AND ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT THE GUY WITH THE BEANIE
IN THE STUPID CAR THAT USES TOO MUCH FUEL.
NOW THAT THE LAUGHTER HAS ALMOST DIED DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY.
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FOR
up, he said $16,000 was his lowest price, I replied that $15,999
was my highest price. We were talking the difference of $1 but
he would not budge no matter what. So I reluctantly paid him
his $16,000 feeling like Id been ripped off by a full dollar.
I got in the car and put the soft top down. 2 hours later I was
ready to go and drove out towards the M4 to go back into the
city. At this point I realised that I had no money at all in my wallet
which meant I couldnt pay the toll. Heading towards the road
cameras I was grasping around inside all of the compartments
when I pulled open the ash tray, and there before my eyes was
the most exciting thing I may have ever seen. $4 worth of coins,
$15996 sucker!! I got my discount after all.
10
So for all the noise, fuel and faults. Jeep - thank you, because
without you I would never have known how much I disliked
you, and would have never found the Daihatsu that would
literally change my life forever.
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WORDS: MARTY
GET
HAND
ON
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YOUR SAY
WORDS: MCM
Your Say
TWO WEEK YOUTUBE BINGE
Hey Marty and Moog! Im a massive fan
and I would really appreciate a reply!
Im Oscar and Im 13! I love Cars as
Cycling! I found u guys on YouTube
about 2 weeks ago and have already
watched 80% of your videos and have
also just signed up for your website!
You guys are hilarious and your how to
videos have thought me a lot and your
other videos are just so interesting to
watch!
I would love a letter back
Thanks guys :)
RAKE LOVES IT!
Oscar
BALLSY BRZ
I just bought a Subaru BRZ and did a
full MY11 Subaru WRX transplant (AWD
instead of RWD). Im in need of a DynoTune, what type of ECU do I need (like
e-z flash etc.)?
Arjuna
NORTHERN EXPOSURE
Im just wondering if you guys would
come up here to Darwin for a cruise as
Ive seen plenty of vids of you guys all
around Australia.
Cameron Hunter
ANTIGUAN APPRECIATION
Im sending a photo from a car show
we had recently, maybe you guys can
come to Antigua sometime. Mighty
Car Mods episodes show all the time
over here.
Stefan Mason, Antigua
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MCM Fans from all over the world have their say.
Feel free to contact us at:
magazine@mightycarmods.com
SELF SATISFACTION
I have a BMW320D e46 2005 and I am
considering converting it to a M3 or
some other petrol engine and make a
drift car... I think this would be a great
project for your channel and if you want
I will give you the car to convert ;D As
long as I get it back ;D
Of course its only a concept
Jack Coughlan
QUICK CAR
PROFILE
EACH ISSUE WE PROFILE A CAR THAT IS QUICK!
HALF A MILLION
PISSED OFF
CAR
NEWS
FROM
AROUND
THE
PLANET
FAST FACTS
Engine
Output
Drive
Chassis
0-100
Price
RATINGS
Parts Availability
Fun Factor
Fuel Economy
Safety
Potential to win Autosalon
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The
battle
of the
bytes
WHETHER YOU PLAY ON A PC OR A CONSOLE, THERE ARE ALWAYS GAMES OUT THERE
THAT CAN HELP WITH KEEPING ANY CAR OBSESSED GAMER HAPPY. SO TO LOOK AT WHATS
AVAILABLE WE TAKE FOUR OF THE MORE POPULAR SINGLE PLATFORM GAMES, AS WELL AS
A NEW MULTI PLATFORM GAME FOR A TEST DRIVE.
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The
Console
Console games are great for plug and play. There are no compatibility lists, no operating system preferences and no optimal
settings to worry about. So everything works out of the box, as long as you buy the game for the correct console system of
course.
With single platform and multi platform games available, sometimes the hardest choice is what console to play on. Online play
is a breeze with all servers hosted specifically for the console. No worrying about being in the wrong area or remembering IP
addresses to connect to, its all simple and easy.
The downside however is with multi platform games, if you have a game on one console and your friend has it on the other,
you may not be able to connect and play against each other, making coordination essential even before buying any game.
CONSOLE GAMING
Gran Turismo 5
For the gamer who wants realism, you cant go past Gran Turismo. Being the oldest
of the games for the console, Gran Turismo may be lacking in graphics compared to
its more recent counterparts, but where it lacks it makes up for in other ways. With
realistic feeling physics, Gran Turismo will make any car nut happy.
A wide selection of street and race cars makes the game a joy to play, however
minimal vehicle modifications can be a little bit of a downer. The ability to race in
night or raining conditions is a great change from the typical perfect racing weather
you experience in the other console games, making the game feel less predictable.
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CONSOLE GAMING
Forza Motorsport 4
The simulator for everyone. Forza 4 ticks all the boxes for the gamer who wants an
alternative for Gran Turismo but with more forgiving physics. The graphics are fairly
good as expected, being a more recent game than Gran Turismo.
The sounds however are where I feel Forza takes the cake. With V8s sounding more
meatier and turbo squeals being more pronounced its a joy to pump the stereo with
this game. Modifications are wonderful and help make a standard car more personal
including custom graphic designs being made by some very talented people.
CONSOLE GAMING
GRID 2
With Grid 2 being available on Xbox, PS3 and PC, this game appeals to those who
cant make up their mind as to what they want to play on. Being the newest of our
games, Grid 2 has a lot to live up to, but in a lot of ways I felt it missed the mark.
The graphics are quite good as well as the sounds being one of the best things I
can say about the game.
Typically its like any other racing game but with a few different race types to keep it
from melting into the simulator pot. The physics are more arcade than simulator so
getting your head around handling when coming from more strict simulators takes
a lot of getting use to. This can cause some issues with car control as well as the
occasional rage quit. Making the game less enjoyable in my opinion.
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The
PC
PC games have been the base point for most hardcore gamers. With PC specific games having better graphics due to no
hardware restrictions, having the most support from developers as well as the modding community and as long as your
computer is fairly new, you should be able to play almost anything that comes out.
PC GAMING
iRacing
Well lets start it off with iRacing. If you are one of those guys on Gran Turismo or
Forza who like to ram everyone off the road or bounce off walls, stay clear of this
game. The cleaner you race the more you are rewarded.
You can race in Nascar, V8 Supercars, F1 and many other racing series and
disciplines. The physics of the game are pretty close to the real thing and they
are continuously updating and improving the game to make it more realistic. The
graphics however are nothing to write home about, they are kind of dated but that
really doesnt take away from the fun of it.
Now here is the bad part about iRacing, sadly it has a monthly subscription and the
further you go up in the ranks, the more content you have to buy in order to race.
However they do have a rewards system that if you partake in a number of races
per season, you will be rewarded with credits to use to buy more content or to pay
for your monthly subscription.
If you want more info on iRacing, head to www.iRacing.com
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PC GAMING
rFactor 2
Rfactor 2 is a far improvement from the original with better graphics and a new
physics engine that is a lot more realistic while being easier to control. The AI racers
know how to race and will avoid hitting you if you spin out, but are not afraid to
bump you back in return if you give them a little racing rub. It also has a nice variety
of race cars ranging from 60s F1 cars to modern C6 Corvettes.
Rfactor 2 also has a lot of free downloadable mods to add new tracks and cars
making things more interesting. It has a very large online community base making
famous race cars and race tracks in extreme detail such as Initial Ds AE86 and a
few real life mountain pass roads in Japan.
This is a good sim to start off with before making your way to iRacing as you do not
get penalised for going off the track or hitting other cars.
To buy or download the demo, head to www.rfactor.net
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PC GAMING
GRID 2
Now lets go to the other end of the scale, Grid 2 is one of the latest racing games
out and had a lot to live up to from the original Grid. Sadly in my opinion it really
hasnt delivered, as the game play is a bit repetitive, handling of the cars is too
inconsistent and the best part about Grid (which was the drifting) is not until half
way through the game AND is absolutely rubbish in this version.
The graphics however are pretty stunning and the damage models are pretty well
detailed as well as the real world detail but that alone is not enough for me to
recommend buying the game unless its in the cheap bin at your local games store.
In short, you want Grid? Buy the original.
The
Verdict?
No matter what you decide to play on, there is almost always going to be a racing game to keep you happy. Even though
weve only reviewed 5 games in this article, there is a sea of games out there, that even we here at MCM couldnt imagine
going through.
PC gaming ticks a lot of boxes that console gaming in its current generation cannot, but PC also has its downfalls that
consoles are able to tick without fault. If graphics and simulation are for you, then maybe PC is the best choice with some of
the best full on simulators based on PC, but if youre worried about compatibility want plug and play, then consoles may be
a better solution.
Either way, your inner car nut will be happy with whichever direction you choose to take!
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white
hell
EVER WISHED YOU COULD TRAVEL TO GERMANY
JUST TO HAVE THE CHANCE AT A LAP OR TWO ON
THE (IN)FAMOUS NURBURGRING NORDSCHLEIFE?
SO DID PETER JAMES AND HE SET OUT TO DO JUST
THAT, HOWEVER THINGS DIDNT TURN OUT THE
WAY HE HOPED.
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THE THOUGHT OF
BEING ABLE TO DRIVE
ON THIS ROAD WAS
MORE EXCITING THAN
THE REST OF THE TRIP
COMBINED
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IT WAS INTERESTING
TO SEE A CHEVY BADGE
ON A BARINA OR A
VOLT, RATHER THAN
ON A COMMODORE
STATION WAGON.
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I FIND
myself boarding a
Qantas flight bound
for the United Kingdom. Land of the
scone, river punt, tea, good manners
and as it turns out - many, many car
enthusiasts.
Im heading to Britain as I have been
told there are two car shows that are
not to be missed. Ive heard this
a lot over the years of MCM. One
such example was SEMA, visited in
late 2012 and revisited in issue 5 of
this very magazine. I was pleasantly
surprised by the scale of the show
and the quality of the cars. Set in
a bright neon glowing metropolis
of Las Vegas it represented the
furious pace of the US automotive
aftermarket industry.
Both these shows promised to be
something totally different. I found
out about them by both word of
mouth and fans asking if wed be
going along! While were far from
being able to attend every car
show worldwide I think its always
worth checking out a car show
once as it gives you a first hand
experience of what that particular
scene is all about. We can sit
reading car blogs all day long but
its nothing like getting out there into
the big bad world and checking it
out for yourself.
Not long after landing in the UK I
headed to USC - or Ultimate Street
Car, promising to be Europes Biggest
Modified Car Event. It is hosted at Santa
Pod Raceway which is a few hours
north of London. Its worth mentioning
here that everything in the UK is a few
hours drive away I would soon discover
this was just one of the reasons USC is
as big as it is.
A late model turbo diesel MINI was my
method of transport and while I can
never get used to the power band on
those oil burning things that Europe loves
so much, it had no problem dealing with
the twisty country roads and smooth
(and fast!) highways.
As the road snaked its way through
the little villages and towns I soon
arrived at Santa Pod Raceway. I
was greeted at the main gate by
a huge line of cars that made no
apologies for being loud,
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I
sTARTED
TO GET THE
ImPReSSIoN
ThAT USC WaS
LESS ABOUT
CARS AND MORE
ABOUT ThE
PeoPLE YOU
ExPERIeNcE THE
eVENT WITH.
Rollin in
the U.K.
Wilton Super Car Classic
AFTER
a
hundred
miles
of
highway I drove down a back road
to find a very familiar formation of
rocks. Stonehenge sat right beside
the main road as a sea of cars
slowed to check out the ancient
structure. There was a certain buzz
in the air because every now and
then you would pass (or more likely
be passed by) some kind of rare or
exotic supercar. It was too regular
to be by chance, and it meant there
was a pilgrimage going on. I pressed
on towards Salisbury and soon after
I arrived at Wilton House.
Dotted all over the UK are hundreds
if not thousands of stately homes.
The big old mansions you see in
movies and TV shows sit amongst
acres of gardens and farm land,
walled in with giant gates preventing
the common folk from entering,
unless they pay the entry fee or a
donation.
There is a problem however. Due
to all sorts of laws and regulations
many of these properties fall into
disrepair or ruin as families struggle
to pay the taxes and levies required
of them. Often huge sums of money,
including a tax if you die and want
to hand it down to a family member
which can run into the millions of
dollars.
Its quite an achievement to keep
one of these homes operating, so
many end up being taken over by
charities or the state and preserved
as part of the history of the country.
If youre in the UK and want to visit
one, just follow the Brown signs to
anything that says house on the
end of it. (The first word will almost
always sound extremely English)
Happily, Wilton House has not fallen
into disrepair! Its owned by the 18th
Earl of Pembroke named William
Herbert, and has been in the family
for many years. It also happens that
this particular Earl has quite a taste
for classic cars and supercars and
so the Wilton Super Car Classic
was born.
Started in 2011 this was an event
to bring all kinds of exotic and
rare supercars into a setting to be
appreciated by both owners and
the general public alike. As word
IMAGES: KELLY ETHER/1KDRIFTER, JAMES HAMILTON/JAMESKI, BRIAHNA NOONAN, DUANE VANERY, JASON IB
LIFEASan
EVENTOR
n MCM
RGANISER
"I thought
that if I
didn't show
enough
tenacity
that the
whole thing
would die
and the MCM
community
in Brisbane
would
never see
the light of
day."
"What was
to follow
was
awesome
to watch,
as I would
soon see
all my
preconceived
expectations
smashed."
The
roar
of
engines
kept
approaching from the distance as
more cars kept piling in and next
thing were up to 20, then 30!!!
Theres nothing like hearing the
sound of cars turning up to a meet!
A few of the co-organizers had
arrived and jaws dropped in
disbelief at the turn out. By this
stage it was 2:15 and we had
trouble counting cars as people
kept driving in. We couldnt believe
our eyes as only 45 minutes earlier
the car park had 2 cars! Now it was
"our
expectation
for the
anticipated
numbers
turning up
had been
smashed
along with
any doubts
that there
wasn't a MCM
community
to be had
in
Queensland!"
Buying a
Car Can
Lead to
Good
Mates
and Great
Communit
ties
FROM THE DAYS AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU WOULD DO SHOW AND TELL TO THE DAYS
WHERE YOU WOULD JOIN A CLUB OVER A COMMON INTEREST.
ITS ALWAYS INTERESTING TO LOOK BACK AND FIND THAT A HUMBLE MATERIAL
OBJECT PURCHASED, COULD LEAD YOU TO BEING PART OF SOMETHING LARGER
THAT HAS A PROFOUND INFLUENCE IN THE SOCIAL LIFE YOU LEAD.
BACK IN
Spending time
with mates
on driveways
installing newly
purchased parts
- great times and
learning for all!
Blast From
the Past
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PEOPLE IN THE JDM CAR SCENE USE THE TERM BACK IN THE DAY REFERRING TO EARLY TO MID-90S CARS, WHICH ALSO
REFLECTS THE AGE DEMOGRAPHIC.
ACTUALLY, IT ALL STARTED IN THE 70S, WHERE THE RAPID RISE OF THE JAPANESE CAR INDUSTRY GAVE BIRTH TO THE
GENESIS SERIES OF CARS WE DRIVE TODAY - THE NISSAN SKYLINE GT-R COUPE, HONDA CIVIC, TOYOTA COROLLA,
DATSUN 240Z, AND FEATURED HERE, THE TOYOTA CELICA.
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A 2JZ Supra may put out more power, but the ST205
GT4 would have the edge on race tracks. Anthony would
have many memories with that car, including days out on
the actual Nrburgring! Unfortunately owning a rare car
like a GT4 would be frustrating for parts.
Thus leading to Anthonys acquisition of another classic
- the Celica GT Hardtop (TA22) featured here. Its now
Anthonys daily drive, and it puts a grin on his face every
time he drives it. Hes done a lot of work to it, and its now
sporting a 4A-GE engine from a JDM AE86, breathing in
through a VN intake/airbox and blasting out through a 2
inch exhaust to create 73kw - very angry killer wasps!
The resonating sound never gets old.
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Also the fact that its an iconic engine from the famous
Japanese Anime Initial D makes one appreciate it even
more. The interior and bodywork is all fully restored, with the
paintwork being done a few times to get the shade of white
on every panel exact and matching, unlike some modern
cars today which, from factory, vary widely between plastic
bumper and metal quarter panels. Every part of it - inside
and out - shines and glistens, and it looks like it rolled out of
the 1970s factory yesterday. It really is a blast from the past.
Getting it through the twisty bends are TA22 Struts, HSD
Coilover sleeve kit, HSD S13 Strut tops and Koni Yello
shocks on the front, with King Springs, Koni Red shocks,
and SuperPro bushes on the rear. All of these riding on
some beautiful 70s era chosen Pasco-Fame Bilbo 14x7
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currently owns 2 other TA22s just like this one which need
some restoration work, so this car will stay as it is for a while.
Displaying his car at Toyotafest, Anthony first encountered
Mighty Car Mods while we were covering the event and
thought to check us out further. He was impressed and
totally agrees with the can-do attitude, and with proving to
the new generation car community that cars dont need to
cost a fortune to mod and maintain.
He says that it can all be done on a driveway on a lazy
weekend learning by experience, and if the job gets hard,
call a mate and bribe him with a cold drink. We couldnt
agree more, especially looking at the end result which
produced this epic classic JDM car.
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SPECIFICATIONS
OWNER
Anthony Grant
TRANSMISSION
T50 5-Speed Manual
VEHICLE
Toyota Celica TA22
SUSPENSION
TA22 Front Struts
HSD Coilover sleeve kit
HSD S13 strut tops
Koni Yello shocks
King Springs Rear
Koni Red Shocks Rear
SuperPro Bushes Rear
ENGINE
4A-GE Bigport / Bluetop (JDM
AE86 Ver.)
2 inch exhaust
VN Commodore intake/airbox
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Factory callipers
Slotted RDA rotors
Lucas pads
Rear Factory Drum and Shoes
INTERIOR
Factory black 73 seats
Factory black 75 door cards
MOMO steering wheel and TRD
shifter
Soon to be gone tape deck
EXTERIOR
Original White
TA22 GT stripes
GT bonnet vents
71 JDM TA22 GT tail lights
JDM fender mirrors
TOSCO (TRD) reproduction
Front and rear spoilers
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KING
OF
THE
downhill
WE WERE ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH DANIEL FACEPLANT IRWIN AND HIS
SECOND AE86 AT THE MCM MEET AND GREET 5 IN SYDNEY RECENTLY, WAS
GREAT SEEING THE COMPLETED CAR WITH ALL THE IMPROVEMENTS AND DIY
HARD WORK ON HIS SECOND AE86 PROJECT CAR. HERE, WE GOT FACEPLANT
TO CHAT A BIT ABOUT HIS SECOND AE86 EXPERIENCE.
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SPECIFICATIONS
OWNER
Daniel Irwin
VEHICLE
Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86
ENGINE
4A-GE Silvertop Twincam
20-valve
Hypertune Intake Plenum
Toda Camshafts - 264 duration
w/ 9mm lift
Toda Valve Springs
Belfab H-Beam Rods
Porting and valve work in the
head
Microtech LTX12 ECU
Bosch individual ignition coils
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WHEELS
Watanabe Type R 15X8 -6 with
195/50R15 Kumho KU31 tyres.
SUSPENSION
Custom made coil overs
8Kg front springs & 7Kg rear
springs
Front and rear height adjustable,
Rear damper adjustable
Cusco camber tops.
Whiteline sway bars front and
rear
Front strut brace
Rear harness bar
BRAKES
Front 4 pot Hilux big brake
upgrade with Peugeot rotors
S13 rear rotor upgrade with
AJPS adapter brackets and
locator rings
QFM A1RM and QFM HPX
pads
INTERIOR
Sprayed black interior
Recaro SR3 driver seat
JDM Zenki passenger seat
Nardi deep corn 350mm
steering wheel
Smiths 12,000Rpm tacho
AEM wideband Air Fuel ratio
gauge
VDO oil pressure and water
temp gauges.
EXTERIOR
Zenki Trueno front
OEM front lip
OEM copy side skirts
JDM weather shields
J-Blood fiberglass front guards
Rear Fiberglass molded on bolt
on flares
AUDIO
JVC head unit, alpine 6 splits in
the front
Fusion 4.5 splits in the rear
Boston audio 10 sub with
Alpine mono block amp.
WORDS: FATPAT
SILVIA
IN THE
ROUGH
WHEN LOOKING FOR A SECOND HAND CAR, YOU DONT HAVE
BUY A GEM IN THE ROUGH. BUYING A SLIGHTLY NEGLECTED CAR
AT A FAR CHEAPER PRICE CAN OPEN A WORLD OF EXPERIENCE
AND LEARNING BY FIXING AND MODDING IT UP YOURSELF.
MAKING IT YOUR OWN RIDE WITH YOUR OWN CASH, TIME, AND
EFFORT IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT.
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I BOUGHT
A NEW STAGE
FOR THE SILVIA
MADE ME UP
MY GAME
WITH SERVICE
INTERVALS
AND ENSURED
EMPTY
WEEKENDS
ARE FILLED
WITH
EMPHATIC
CAR WORK.
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THE SILVIA
MIGHT VIBRATE
A LITTLE TOO
MUCH AND IT
MIGHT NEED
SLIGHTLY
MORE
ATTENTION
THAN A NEWER
CAR, BUT I
STILL DIG IT
AS MUCH AS
WHEN I FIRST
BOUGHT IT.
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SPECIFICATIONS
VEHICLE
Nissan Silvia K S13
ENGINE
SR20DET Blacktop
2.0L Inline 4 Cylinder Turbo
ENGINE & DRIVETRAIN MODS
Aluminium Radiator
Aluminium Front Mount Intercooler
T28 S15 Turbo With Boost T
Custom Turbo Back 3 Stainless
Exhaust With Magnaflow Tip.
SUSPENSION
JIC Magic Coil Overs
BRAKES
DBA Slotted Discs
EXTERIOR
15 Ssr Mesh Wheels
Pirelli P6S (Front Wheels)
Kumho Ecstas (Rear Wheels)
INTERIOR
S15 Navy Blue Suede Seats
New Carpet
Glove Box Mounted Boost Gauge
Momo Leather Steering Wheel
HKS Turbo Timer
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FIXING A FIVE
WORDS: MARTY
IMAGES: MARTY
fixing
a
five
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ONE OF
the
most
asked
questions on the MCM
forums is Where do you guys find your cars
so cheap?
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THE CAR HAD LIVED OUTSIDE UNDER A TREE FOR MANY YEARS
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THERE ISNT MUCH ROOM FOR TALL PEOPLE IN A CAR THIS SMALL!
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THE RUST WAS CAUSED BY LEAVES AND MOISTURE, SO WE GOT THIS STUFF!
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METAL MESH ON THE ENDS AND PLASTIC GUTTER GUARD IN THE MIDDLE
PANELS WERE THEN GIVEN SOME LOVE WITH CUTTING COMPOUND AND A BUFFER
IF THE GEAR BOOT WEARS OUT YOU GET BLASTED WITH HEAT FROM UNDER THE CAR
THE HARD TOP CAME WITH THE CAR, SO THAT GOT TINTED TOO
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IT LOOKS LIKE WERE SETTING UP FOR FOUR WHEEL DRIVING AT THE CURRENT HEIGHT
WEVE GOT REGO AND READY TO TAKE THE CAR OUT FOR ITS FIRST DRIVE
NOT THE BEST CAR FOR TALL PEOPLE, BUT I JUST FIT!
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UNTIL YOU DRIVE ONE, YOU WONT UNDERSTAND JUST HOW AWESOME THIS IS!
MX5: THE
IMPORTANCE OF
A GOOD WHEEL
ALIGNMENT
A WHEEL ALIGNMENT IS THE LAST IMPORTANT OPERATION OF A VEHICLES SET UP. IF YOU HAVE JUST
SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON THE SUSPENSION AND STEERING, ITS A GOOD IDEA TO FINISH THE JOB
PROPERLY AND HAVE A WHEEL ALIGNMENT.
WE
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Final Words
The MX5 has been a great project to keep working away on. Since the initial restoration and then
subsequent mods outlined in this feature weve changed wheels (again!), updated our suspension,
turbocharged it, painted the hard top, added direct fire coil pack ignition to our Haltech management
system and have boxes and boxes of parts still to go onto the car.
Its a real treat working on a car with so many options out there to increase performance and
enjoyment. There are a handful of videos currently in production covering everything above, so this
project is FAR from over weve only just begun.
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FOREVER SEMI-SEMIS
FOREVER
SEMI-SEMIS
IT TOOK US A WHILE, BUT I THINK WEVE FINALLY CRACKED THE SECRET TO GOING FAST
YES
Youll hear every tyre salesman under the sun say Tyres are
whats keeping you on the road. And although this is usually to
try and sell you the tyre with the biggest profit margin for them,
there is an element of truth to it. A well setup car will grip with just
about any tyre, and a good tyre can often mask other issues with
handling, meaning the car probably has MUCH more potential
to go fast.
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WE STARTED OUT
AT THE RACETRACK
DOING OVER 80
LAPS OF THE TRACK,
THEN 300KM OF
FAST COUNTRY
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We could never justify top of the line semi slicks for our cars. Even
on a separate set of wheels, the expense was just too great to be
used every few months on a car setup for the street. If we had
race cars (and accounting degrees) then it would be a different
story. Having the opportunity to try a top line road tyre and put it
through its paces in a variety of conditions and shown us that its
possible to get just about as-good-as semi slick performance,
without spending huge dollars to do so.
The Neovas will live on a separate set of rims, ready to be bolted
onto the car for track duties, or if we feel like finding the squigglyest road on the map and heading for it.
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HOW TO:
USE A MULTIMETER
YOU GET IN YOUR CAR, PUT THE KEY IN, AND TURN THE KEY TO START. THE ENGINE CRANKS BUT REFUSES TO RUN. THIS
RELATIVELY COMMON SITUATION CAN BE CAUSED BY A WIDE VARIETY OF CAUSES.
ANY
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if you spring for one with an Auto range feature, itll make
learning to use it much easier.
So youre back home with your brand new multimeter,
standing in front of your non-starting car, and scratching your
head. Where do you start?
The car has no spark, so lets start there. If you checked for
spark at more than one plug, you can probably rule out the
ignition cables as the source of the problem (though you can
use a multimeter to check these). Following the line up from
there, you end up at a coil. If you have a car with electronic
ignition, theres probably a few wires coming off the coil,
and the multimeter is your friend here. With the key in the
on position, at least one of those wires should have some
voltage on it. The workshop manuals wiring diagrams can
tell you which one, but if you dont have that, its okay to just
poke around to find what youre looking for.
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2. MEASURING RESISTANCE
Resistance is a measurement of the opposition to current
flow. In some places, you want as little resistance as
possible. In other places, resistance is used to measure
temperatures, pressures, or even air flow.
Lets say you have the workshop manual and it suggests
that you check the crank angle sensor. It tells you what
values of resistance you should find when checking
between different pins on the sensor socket.
On most multimeters, resistance is measured with the
wires connected to the same sockets as they were
when you measured voltage. Set the meter to measure
resistance (usually labeled with the ohm symbol ). Set
the range the same way you would with voltage. To test
that you have the settings right, touch the two probe tips
together and the meter should read zero (or a very small
number, depending on the range selected). Touch the
probes to the pins specified in the manual and compare
your reading to the expected readings. If theyre too low,
the sensor has an internal short. If theyre too high (or
the meter shows OL or nothing at all), the sensor has a
broken wire inside.
You can also use the resistance mode to check for
continuity. This just means making sure wires are not
broken and plugs are connected. If the wiring diagram
tells you that there should be ground on a certain pin, for
example, you can check the resistance between that pin
and a metal part on the car. You should get a low number
or 0 if everything is intact.
Lets say that you did this test on the example problem we
started with and found that the meter shows a resistance
of 30 when measuring between what should be the coil
ground and a metal part of the engine. Youd then go
looking for a rusted connector or a bad joint where the
wire ends in a crimped connector.
By following the advice of your forum friends and
the workshop manual, you can test each sensor and
connection and hopefully find your problem.
IN SOME PLACES,
YOU WANT AS
LITTLE RESISTANCE
AS POSSIBLE.
IN OTHER PLACES,
RESISTANCE IS
USED TO MEASURE
TEMPERATURES,
PRESSURES, OR
EVEN AIR FLOW.
MULTIMETERS CAN RANGE FROM LESS THAN $10 TO MORE THAN $500. THEY ALL PERFORM THE SAME BASIC FUNCTIONS.
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3. MEASURING CURRENT
Current is the amount of electricity thats flowing in a
conductor (such as a wire). Its what provides the power
that makes electrical parts work.
Lets say that your cars battery goes flat if you leave
your car parked for more than a couple of days. Your first
thought would be that the battery has gone bad. You can
get it tested at most places that sell car batteries. So you
get your battery tested, they tell you that its borderline
and sell you a new one.
Everything is fine until you go away for a few days and
come back to flat battery once again. In this situation, its
likely that there is a load on the battery when the car is
turned off.
Its normal to have some drain on the battery with the key
out of the ignition. Components such as your clock, your
stereos headunit, the ECU, and various other parts of
the cars electrical system will always draw some current
all the time. The problem comes if one of those devices
is drawing more than its supposed to. Some common
culprits are listed below.
DIAL OF A NON-AUTORANGING
MULTIMETER SET TO 10A.
Knowing how to use a multimeter is an important skill to develop for anyone who plans to work on or modify their own car.
As with anything, the more you practice, the better youll get at it. Just because its not spanners and ratchets doesnt mean
you cant DIY.
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HAVE
I CANNOT STRESS
ENOUGH THAT TAKING
YOUR TIME WILL SAVE
YOU MONEY IN THE
LONG RUN.
Along with installing new products, my job also consists of repairing improperly installed products that had originally been
installed by people who didnt know what they were doing.
The three pieces of advice I offer to you are...
1. DONT RUSH
THE JOB.
As soon as you start to rush youre bound to mess up, scratch
something, break something or even blow up some vital part
of your cars electronic system. For example, if a technician
rushes through a job, he might forget to put back a 50 hose
clamp on the cooling system. Seems minor but it can result
in an engine overheating and blowing even on a car with less
than 100kms on the clock. Imagine if this was your own car
and how you would feel.
In the best-case scenario you and your mates could maybe
head down to the wreckers and grab a new engine and install
it in a weekend if you were lucky. However at what cost? You
could be out thousands of dollars and for what? Youd be at
the same place you started at a few days prior. The same goes
for a car with next to no mileage except this time it causes
grief for the customer waiting on his new car to be delivered
and to the company that has to fork up $17,000 in parts and
labour for a car only worth $20,000. I cannot stress enough
that taking your time will save you money in the long run.
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2. RESEARCH
WHAT YOURE
ATTEMPTING
THROUGHLY.
Dont attempt any project blindly, especially if youre
inexperienced. Find out as much information about the car
youre working on and the installation that youre going to do.
It also doesnt hurt to find out about some of the drawbacks
and issues people have with the install as well. The information
is readily available and always there for you to see on the
internet, however your best bet is to check your car specific
forum or information in video form on YouTube.
Worst-case scenario if you cannot find it is to ask Flurpy if
you need to, theres no shame in asking a Blue Nissan loving
unicorn for help.
3. HAVE THE
CORRECT
TOOLS FOR
THE JOB
Electrical work is all about testing before actually putting the
entire system in motion. Your two best friends when installing
electronics are a multimeter and an LED computer safe test
light, so if you dont have them definitely pick them up.
When I was younger I didnt always have the proper tools.
On one occasion I hadnt researched a particular car I was
working on and as a result I damaged a Nissan (dont tell
Flurpy) using a test light that wasnt computer safe.
I had been searching for wires while installing an alarm then I
heard a loud bang. I thought someone had dropped a toolbox
behind me, as I was in a workshop and thought nothing of
So dont forget take your time, research what youre doing and always have the correct equipment and youll be on your way!
Best of luck with your mods!
DELOREAN DUTIES
DELOREAN
DUTIES
MOVIE BUFF, OLD-CAR AFICIONADO, 80'S METAL LOVER - WHOMEVER THEY ARE, PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE DELOREANS. WE
HAD SOME SPACE TO SHOW ONE OFF, BUT IT NEEDED SOME LOVE FIRST!
EARLIER
THE WINDOWS
Both the drivers and passenger windows are electric, but
were intermittent at best, and would just refuse to work at the
worst possible times (like when its raining!)
We repaired the broken window motor in the passenger
door by pulling the entire mechanism apart, re-lubricating
the motor plus the cable assembly and putting it all back
together. They now work but the switches are still not 100%.
The contacts may just be worn and could probably be
replaced, so off to the DeLorean parts bin we go! Umm, no
chance of finding any of these at your local wreckers!
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THE DELOREAN
FROM OUR HOW TO
TIME TRAVEL IN A
DELOREAN EPISODE
FROM SEASON 1
THE BUMPER
The rear plastic bumper was quite faded and needed some
paint. Its near impossible to find DeLorean grey on paint
books, but many US DeLorean owners have had theirs
colour matched and it closely represents a Jeep colour, we
had that colour mixed up in 2 pack base coat with a hardener
and clear coat then sprayed it on. No more faded bumper.
But now.
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AT THE SHOW
The DeLorean was a HUGE hit at the Top Gear Festival,
thousands of photos taken of it and lots of fans coming over
to say hi and talk about it. An Irish gentleman stopped by
and explained that he used to build them back in Ireland 30
years ago! It was a treat talking to him about the car. He also
outlined some of the possible faults that may arise (rust in the
roof box section, repairable - but a big job!)
AS IT STANDS NOW
Weve lost count of how many friends have dropped by while
its been in the garage to take a photo and see the car in the
flesh, and with a couple of DIY repairs and mods, the car is
looking better than ever!
what
a
tool
Disc Brake Spreader
HERE
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WTF!
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did
you
get
into
NAME
Chris Prestidge
AGE
35
CAMERA BODY
Canon 5D Mark 3
FAVOURITE LENS
35mm 1.4
FAVOURITE SUBJECT
atdusk.com.au
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MCM: If you could only have one lens what would it be?
CP: Oh man, one lens? Wow.. A real
tricky question... It would be my down
to my 85mm 1.2 or my 35mm 1.4, but
for versatility Id have to go with my
Canon 35mm 1.4.
MCM: Can you take us through how
this photo (top left) was taken?
CP: Long exposure seascapes at either
sunrise or sunset are a favourite of mine,
especially when the weather, lighting
and tides all come together.
This image was taken with a Canon 5D
Mark 2 and a 24mm 1.4 lens. Shot at F9
so that most the frame is in focus and
on a tripod at 30 second exposure so
the movement of the water is witnessed
in the image. The important part is to
have the shutter open long enough to
show the moment of the time but not
too long that it detracts from telling the
story and end up just a blur.
MCM: Any advice for
photographers out there?
budding
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MY
PHILOSOPHY
FOR MUSIC
IS JUST TO
CHALLENGE
MYSELF TO
BE ABLE
TO COMMMUNICATE
WITH PEOPLE
IN HEAPS OF
DIFFERENT
WAYS
BECAUSE ITS
FUN.
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I HAVE
heard it a
million times
and a million times it has been a lie.
Its who you know!
Success in film is all about who you
know. Becoming a publisher writer
is about who you know. The top job,
the big break, the inside track; its all
about who you know.
People contact those in the know,
believing that by knowing them, they
are assured success.
All the self help books recommend
that you do this, but all the self help
books are wrong.
The aspirational go to networking
parties in order to network, to get to
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THAT I AM
MEANT TO
MEET AND
HELP.
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CHUCK
NORRIS
PUT ME ON
THE WORLD
STAGE. BUT
IT WOULD
NOT HAVE
HAPPENED
IF ID NOT
WRITTEN
BACK TO A
STRANGER
FROM DOWN
UNDER.
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SB: The Rule of Knowledge is like a high octane rally ride with a few boosts of NOS in there! The book travels fast from
page one, and the line Shaun Strickland was breaking the
speed limit, and not just by a little, nearly double - the pace
doesnt let up. I like to keep people reading, keep it moving. I
say its like a rally because it takes a little brainpower with the
navigation - it keeps you thinking, guessing and moving into
unseen territory.
SB: The plot takes off with a car accident. Something surges
from the bushes and Shaun Stricklands SUV slams hard into
it. The something turns out to be a someone - and theyre
carrying an ancient diary, written in perfect English, which
predicts the exact moment at which Shaun found it. From
this moment, a non-stop action thrill ride forces Shaun to
uncover the secret of the diary before he is killed by those
who want the secret for themselves.
Shaun learns about the life of Saul the gladiator, and the covert
mission he must undertake to save the modern world as we
know it. The lives of millions hang in the balance as Shaun
struggles to stay alive long enough to solve a mystery that
leads to a mind-bending revelation. The Rule of Knowledge
examines the nature of free will and will challenge the notion
of cause and effect. Its like a cross between Indiana Jones
and Back to the Future.
SB: HA! I cant wait! Im making a cinema trailer for the book
so it looks like theres a film at the very least. Youll see the
movie as soon as someone wants to give me some money to
make it or buy the option to the book!
SB: Make sure you get good at what you do - then exercise
persistence most authors I know get rejected a hundred
(yes a real hundred) times before they get a yes! And then
some. So keep going. Even when they tell you that youre
crazy to do it. Its the persistence that gets you over the line.
SB: .full of sign posts that point the wrong way, make you
do a U-turn, and put you in the path of oncoming traffic - but
if you just keep driving, you end up at your destination!
heave
hell
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en &
dreadful of Japanese cuisine.
IN THE LAST PART OF THIS
ARTICLE I TOOK YOU ON A
SIMPLE
YET
DELECTABLE
JOURNEY TO THE CULINARY
HEAVEN
THAT
CAN
BE
JAPANESE FOOD.
BUT JUST AS T IS ALWAYS
AN EVIL ARCH NEMESIS TO
THE HERO OF ANY MOVIE, SO
THERE IS A DARK, DOWNRIGHT
REVOLTING SIDE TO THE
WORLD OF JAPANESE FOOD.
culinary
hell
BEING
culinary hell
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I DONT
REMEMBER
THE FLAVOUR
OF THE SEA
URCHIN HE
HAD ME TRY,
AS MUCH
AS I DO MY
PANICKED
EXPRESSION,
THE SUDDEN
COLD SWEAT
ON THE BACK
OF MY NECK
AND MY
REBELLIOUS
THROAT
MUSCLES
SUDDENLY
CONTRACTING
AS IF TO
SAY LIKE
HELL THATS
GONNA MAKE
IT TO YOUR
STOMACH!.
culinary hell
natto
Imagine, if you will, a food that
is the same colour as poo, smells
rather a lot like poo, and generates
long sticky strings of stinky gooiness
when mixed and picked up using
chopsticks. Welcome to the dreadful
world of healthy natto.
A firm staple of the Japanese diet, natto
is simply fermented soybeans that
are often eaten with rice for breakfast,
or rolled in a simple natto sushi roll.
Japanese people simply love to rattle
on about how wonderful and healthy
natto is, how it helps your morning
movements and is packed full of
various types of vitamins, etc. But
considering the way this stuff looks
and smells, I think you should just cut
out the middleman and lob it straight
down the toilet.
Its quite a common trick of friendly
Japanese people to order some of
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CONSIDERING
THE WAY THIS
STUFF LOOKS
AND SMELLS,
I THINK YOU
SHOULD JUST
CUT OUT THE
MIDDLEMAN
AND LOB IT
STRAIGHT
DOWN THE
TOILET.
culinary hell
QUITE SIMPLY,
THE GUTS OF
A SQUID THAT
HAVE BEEN
FERMENTED
FOR A WHILE IN
SALT, MALTED
RICE, AND
PROBABLY
THE SWEAT
FROM A SUMO
WRESTLERS
BUM CRACK
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culinary hell
whale
I realise there is a big uproar in the media
now about Japanese whaling, with all
kinds of media attention and political
activism never far from the TV screen.
But I never really understood why the
Japanese would be so adamant in
continuing to whale. After all, as far as
food is concerned, whale meat is about
the worst kind of meat you could ever
had.
I have only ever had the utter misfortune
of eating whale once, and it was
certainly not by choice. When I first
arrived in Japan I lived in a tiny fishing
village at the far east of Hokkaido
called Rausu. A small fishing town
of just 7000 people, it was my job to
travel to the four elementary and junior
high schools in the immediate area to
teach the kids English and help in the
internationalization of the schools.
So every day it was part of my job to sit
and eat the school lunch with the kids.
There is no choice for school lunches
in Japan, you get what you are given,
and both teachers and families have a
very strong sense of teaching children
that nothing should be wasted and
its wrong to have likes and dislikes for
food.
On one fateful day, for some bizarre
reason the school chef had decided
that for a special treat, we would be
dining on whale for lunch. The tasty
morsels of whale meat had been
stewed, presumably for a few months
or so by the looks of things, and kind
of resembled what I could only imagine
pickled cat turds to look like as they were
slopped onto a plastic white elementary
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BUT UN
FORTUNATELY
WHALE MEAT
DOESNT
HAVE THE
SAVING
GRACES OF
THE FLAVOUR
OF A GOOD
STEAK TO
HELP IT GO
DOWN.
NO.
IT HAS A
REALLY
THICK, OVER
-POWERING
FATTY
FLAVOUR AND
ODOUR THAT
HAS ALL THE
GRACE AND
DELICACY OF
A FART
UNDER THE
DUVET ON
A COLD
WINTERS
NIGHT.
WORDS: IRONGAV
IT IS
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MIGHTYCARMODS MAGAZINE
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