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    Two snakes were chatting when one snake bit its lip, prompting the other to confirm they were poisonous. A boy asked a driver for a ride to school, but the driver was going the opposite direction, which the boy said was even better. A man showed a policeman a sheep he found. When the policeman saw them again the next day, the man said he took the sheep to the zoo yesterday and was now taking it to the movies.

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    Two snakes were chatting when one snake bit its lip, prompting the other to confirm they were poisonous. A boy asked a driver for a ride to school, but the driver was going the opposite direction, which the boy said was even better. A man showed a policeman a sheep he found. When the policeman saw them again the next day, the man said he took the sheep to the zoo yesterday and was now taking it to the movies.

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    Two snakes were chatting when one snake bit its lip, prompting the other to confirm they were poisonous. A boy asked a driver for a ride to school, but the driver was going the opposite direction, which the boy said was even better. A man showed a policeman a sheep he found. When the policeman saw them again the next day, the man said he took the sheep to the zoo yesterday and was now taking it to the movies.

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    Two snakes are chatting.

    One of them turns to the


    other and asks: Are we
    poisonous?
    The other replies:Yes, we
    are. Why are you asking?
    I've just bit my lip!

    A little boy asks a


    driver:
    Could you give me a
    ride, please? I'm late for
    school.
    But I'm heading in the
    opposite direction,
    son.
    Even better!

    A guy found a sheep and


    showed him to a
    policeman.
    The policeman said, `Take
    that sheep to the zoo,
    now.`
    Next day the policeman
    sees the man with the sheep again.
    The policeman stops the guy and says,
    `What on earth are you doing with that
    sheep?`
    The guy says, `What is there to do?
    Yesterday I took him to the zoo and
    now I`m taking him to the movies.'

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