The Boss and The Trainee

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and
shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know
who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know
who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

It’s Time to Go to School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

Goat Jumping into Deep Hole

Two men were walking through the woods and come across a very big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep." One replied,"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and we will see
how deep this hole is." Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no
noise "Geeez. That is really deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there.
Those should make a noise." After that, they pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss
them into the hole and wait... and wait. but no noise they heard.

Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They look at each other in
amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds,
there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's
must make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But, not a sound comes from
the hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes
toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it
leaps in the air and into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a goat jump into the
hole? Then, not long after that, out of the woods comes a farmer. He seemed to seek
something and asked to the two men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole, they answer
straightly,"You bet we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A goat came running like crazy and
just jumped into this hole!"
The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my goat. Because my goat
was chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the two men.

Private Conversation
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not
enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very
loudly.I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and
the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it. I
turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the
young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”